No, Apple isn't making a paired wedding ring set to spy on a spouse

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A viral social media post that alleges Apple is developing a paired wedding ring set that knows where you are, when you've taken it off, and automatically alerts your partner that you're being unfaithful is a 15-year-old joke that's being dangerously believed.

Concept render or just a gag - the Apple
Concept render or just a gag - the Apple "iRing" from 2007 (Source: Yanko Design)


There is a real debate about privacy over Apple's AirTags, and whether they are the source of problems or have just shone a spotlight on the issue. But there are people who are capitalizing on the question by scaremongering without understanding the technology.

And now there's also this.

Apple is working on developing smart wedding rings which will let you know your partners location, where they have been, and if they take the ring off pic.twitter.com/gIIhx6gGC5

-- SAY CHEESE! (@SaycheeseDGTL)


It's so close to existing technology, that it feels possible. It presses enough buttons for enough people concerned with privacy, that it's being believed.

But it's complete nonsense.

More than a harmless gag, though, it is being believed and it's upsetting people. Perhaps they're not the most clued-in about technology, perhaps many of them are the kind to not read past a headline.

Abusers can use a wide array of technologies to stalk spouses and other people, that are less obvious than the AirTag. Right now, the truth over abusers potentially tracking people with AirTags is that they can't, without that person knowing.

Someone in an abusive relationship could very well have an abuser's AirTag planted on them, or in their car. But that AirTag will alert somebody nearby with an iPhone that an AirTag has been following them without the owner for a while. It will also start sounding an alarm on its own when it has been away from its owner for more than a certain time.

This is also probably why there's no Family Sharing on AirTags. If there were, it would be easy to plant one on somebody in the family group, without any of the alarms going off.

So there are genuine worries about abuse, and Apple has done a lot to mitigate the concerns. But passing this joke off as fact is just scaring vulnerable people.

Old joke, new worries

Some folks are pointing to a parody post from 2016 being the origin of the post. But, that's not nearly as old as it is.

The gag originally started as just another concept render. In 2007, Yanko Design published a description, with the same image used in the current tweet, as if it were a real product. If you're familiar with Apple product, you know that the plastic and design is reminiscent of even earlier than 2007, with it mostly resembling the company's blue and white or Bondi days.

It's not as if this is like when China's People's Daily Online believed The Onion report claiming Kim Jong-un was "Sexiest Man Alive."

But Yanko Design's description did praise the battery life of the "iRing." An Apple product with two-day battery life in 2007.

Now you know it was satire.

Read on AppleInsider

Comments

  • Reply 1 of 10
    I’m more shocked by the fact that 2007 was 15 years ago. 😑
    jas99mike1Japheysmiffy31watto_cobra
  • Reply 2 of 10
    Reminds me of this saying ….
     “I gotta stop saying  “How dumb can you be?” Some people are starting to take it as a challenge!”
    lkruppjas99patchythepiratemike1applguywatto_cobrajony0
  • Reply 3 of 10
    crowleycrowley Posts: 10,453member
    Who is believing it?  I doubt such extremely gullible people are of any noteworthiness.
    watto_cobra
  • Reply 4 of 10
    sdw2001sdw2001 Posts: 18,027member
    This article is ridiculous. It’s not dangerous or worrisome. It’s just a gag. Anyone who is upset by this fake story is an idiot.  This is dangerously close to AppleInsider labeling something “misinformation.“  
    maltzwatto_cobra
  • Reply 5 of 10
    Mike WuertheleMike Wuerthele Posts: 6,919administrator
    sdw2001 said:
    This article is ridiculous. It’s not dangerous or worrisome. It’s just a gag. Anyone who is upset by this fake story is an idiot.  This is dangerously close to AppleInsider labeling something “misinformation.“  
    If only folks were as smart as the average AppleInsider reader, then it wouldn't be an issue.

    Yet, here we are anyway.
    edited February 2022 jas99williamlondonwatto_cobrajony0
  • Reply 6 of 10
    lkrupplkrupp Posts: 10,557member
    sdw2001 said:
    This article is ridiculous. It’s not dangerous or worrisome. It’s just a gag. Anyone who is upset by this fake story is an idiot.  This is dangerously close to AppleInsider labeling something “misinformation.“  
    No, but it shows how easy it is to convince people of something when it conforms to their bias. Like the anti-vaxxers, the stolen election crowd, the flat-earthers, the Holocaust deniers, and so on. As for religious beliefs I won’t go there.
    jas99mike1cg27uraharamknelsonwatto_cobrajony0
  • Reply 7 of 10
    jas99jas99 Posts: 163member
    Thank you, Apple Insider, for posting this article. As hard as it is to believe, this sort of debunking is absolutely necessary. 
    There are FAR too many people who believe anything they read - unless it’s from someone who actually knows what they’re talking about. 
    watto_cobra
  • Reply 8 of 10
    Apple indeed built an actual phone that won't let me buy an Android one. This no cheating policy must end now!
    edited February 2022
  • Reply 9 of 10
    applguyapplguy Posts: 235member
    So glad this was worthy of attention here. 
    watto_cobra
  • Reply 10 of 10
    22july201322july2013 Posts: 3,695member
    But thinking ahead 20 years, or 50 years, are there any other appendages, internal or external, on men, or women, that could have technology attached to, for purposes of monitoring or enhancing performance of? Elon Musk claims to have something ready to go inside the human brain. Are there any less cerebral locations in the body where smart body enhancers could be installed? Kidneys? Stomach? Intestines? Gen**als? (I can imagine the slogan: "We put the IT in gen**als!")

    For example, we've had pacemakers for decades. I wonder if people with a pacemaker would be allowed to enter the Olympics in some sport. Could a pacemaker enhance their performance and would that be legal under Olympic rules? Would Musk's brain implant be legal under the FIDE rules to enhance performance of chess players? These are questions for the future. I would remind you that Oscar Pistorius was allowed to compete in the Olympics (not just the paralympics) with his artificial legs. Some day everyone might be a cyborg. It might even be mandated by law.
    Beats
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