Query failed: connection to localhost:9312 failed (errno=111, msg=Connection refused). THE OFFICIAL - "Apple + Tipper Gore + Universal Music" - JOKE THREAD ! - General Discussion Discussions on AppleInsider Forums Toggle navigation All Forums Recent Posts Sign In THE OFFICIAL - "Apple + Tipper Gore + Universal Music" - JOKE THREAD ! bluesigns Posted: April 11, 2003 9:47AM in General Discussion edited January 2014 Steve Jobs, Tipper Gore, and Universal Recording artist Cheryl Crow are lying in bed together smoking cigarettes after hours in the Cupertino WAL-MART...let the comedy begin ! Comments Reply 1 of 11 screed Posts: 1,077member April 11, 2003 9:54AM That's Sheryl you inconsiderate clod! Anyway, Sheryl looks at the other two and says, "Eww, I'm leaving."Screed Reply 2 of 11 screed Posts: 1,077member April 11, 2003 9:57AM Derived from the same thread over in Ars:Apple/Universal CD 20% more expensiveClear and Chrome jewel casebetter musiclower total salescensored to [strikethrough]hell[/strikethrough] heck and backScreed Reply 3 of 11 cosmonut Posts: 4,872member April 11, 2003 10:01AM After a riveting, yet disturbing three-some, Steve turns to the ladies and asks, "So, did you like my services?"Tipper says, "Well, you're quite a Chairman, but you need to work on your Board."Sheryl says, "Not bad, but now that you've used my services, where are my royalties?"And the next day Steve leaves Apple and the music service is permanently ditched. Reply 4 of 11 curiousuburb Posts: 3,325member April 11, 2003 4:13PM but in a bizzare twist on swapping,Jobs goes on to become the next Democratic nominee for President of the USASheryl provides crucial musical ballot education in a sublime tour of Floridaand Tipper begins to design iCensor applications while Al leads the 64-bit 970 initiative to put OS 9 in the lockbox Reply 5 of 11 flounder Posts: 2,674member April 11, 2003 5:10PM Quote:Originally posted by curiousuburb while Al leads the 64-bit 970 initiative to put OS 9 in the lockbox Lord, that is funny! Reply 6 of 11 bluesigns Posts: 315member April 13, 2003 1:46PM Tipper Gore, Universal Recording artist AFROMAN, and Apple V.P. Phil Schiller are in a karaoke bar doing body shots and busting rhymes ... Reply 7 of 11 peve Posts: 518member April 13, 2003 6:00PM all three notice a 1-dollar bill on the floor.everyone of them wants to get the dollar and they end up crashing their haeds together.all three loose there memorys.al looks into sheryls tshirt at her braests, sheryl slaps him for that and steve grabs the dollar. Reply 8 of 11 algol Posts: 833member April 13, 2003 9:06PM Then Steve remembers that he has a company ( two actually) to run and decides he needs to get back to reality. On his way back to his office a meteorite falls from the sky killing Al Gore and Tipper Gore and Bill Gates and... (place any name besides Steve Jobs here) Reply 9 of 11 costique Posts: 1,084member April 14, 2003 2:09AM Steve Jobs announced today that Apple and Disney concluded a deal this morning with Disney buying Apple's assets for 4 billions so that Apple can buy Universal for 6 billions. The part of the deal is that Apple receives the right to incorporate some Disney's trademarks into their product line. Mac OS X shall heretofore carry the name Goofie OS while Apple Pro keyboard and mouse will be called Tom & Jerry. Reply 10 of 11 bluesigns Posts: 315member April 15, 2003 3:01PM Shania Twain, Steve Jobs, and Tipper Gore at a celebrity diner together. As Tipper and Shania share a glance Tipper turns to Steve and says... http://www.jsonline.com/graphics/owl...101102_big.jpg Reply 11 of 11 cosmonut Posts: 4,872member April 15, 2003 6:17PM "These pretzels are making me thirsty." Sign In or Register to comment.