THE OFFICIAL - "Apple + Tipper Gore + Universal Music" - JOKE THREAD !

in General Discussion edited January 2014
Steve Jobs, Tipper Gore, and Universal Recording artist Cheryl Crow

are lying in bed together smoking cigarettes

after hours in the Cupertino WAL-MART...

let the comedy begin !


  • Reply 1 of 11
    screedscreed Posts: 1,077member
    That's Sheryl you inconsiderate clod!

    Anyway, Sheryl looks at the other two and says, "Eww, I'm leaving."

  • Reply 2 of 11
    screedscreed Posts: 1,077member
    Derived from the same thread over in Ars:

    Apple/Universal CD

    20% more expensive

    Clear and Chrome jewel case

    better music

    lower total sales

    censored to [strikethrough]hell[/strikethrough] heck and back

  • Reply 3 of 11
    cosmonutcosmonut Posts: 4,872member
    After a riveting, yet disturbing three-some, Steve turns to the ladies and asks, "So, did you like my services?"

    Tipper says, "Well, you're quite a Chairman, but you need to work on your Board."

    Sheryl says, "Not bad, but now that you've used my services, where are my royalties?"

    And the next day Steve leaves Apple and the music service is permanently ditched.
  • Reply 4 of 11
    curiousuburbcuriousuburb Posts: 3,325member
    but in a bizzare twist on swapping,

    Jobs goes on to become the next Democratic nominee for President of the USA

    Sheryl provides crucial musical ballot education in a sublime tour of Florida

    and Tipper begins to design iCensor applications while Al leads the 64-bit 970 initiative to put OS 9 in the lockbox
  • Reply 5 of 11
    flounderflounder Posts: 2,674member

    Originally posted by curiousuburb

    while Al leads the 64-bit 970 initiative to put OS 9 in the lockbox

    Lord, that is funny!

  • Reply 6 of 11
    bluesignsbluesigns Posts: 315member
    Tipper Gore, Universal Recording artist AFROMAN, and Apple V.P. Phil Schiller are in a karaoke bar doing body shots and busting rhymes ...
  • Reply 7 of 11
    pevepeve Posts: 518member
    all three notice a 1-dollar bill on the floor.

    everyone of them wants to get the dollar and they end up crashing their haeds together.

    all three loose there memorys.

    al looks into sheryls tshirt at her braests, sheryl slaps him for that and steve grabs the dollar.
  • Reply 8 of 11
    algolalgol Posts: 833member
    Then Steve remembers that he has a company ( two actually) to run and decides he needs to get back to reality. On his way back to his office a meteorite falls from the sky killing Al Gore and Tipper Gore and Bill Gates and... (place any name besides Steve Jobs here)
  • Reply 9 of 11
    costiquecostique Posts: 1,084member
    Steve Jobs announced today that Apple and Disney concluded a deal this morning with Disney buying Apple's assets for 4 billions so that Apple can buy Universal for 6 billions. The part of the deal is that Apple receives the right to incorporate some Disney's trademarks into their product line. Mac OS X shall heretofore carry the name Goofie OS while Apple Pro keyboard and mouse will be called Tom & Jerry.
  • Reply 10 of 11
    bluesignsbluesigns Posts: 315member
    Shania Twain, Steve Jobs, and Tipper Gore at a celebrity diner together.

    As Tipper and Shania share a glance Tipper turns to Steve and says...
  • Reply 11 of 11
    cosmonutcosmonut Posts: 4,872member
    "These pretzels are making me thirsty."
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