The best religion?

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  • Reply 41 of 44
    ghost_user_nameghost_user_name Posts: 22,667member
    When we died we will be grouped with those who died in the same minute we did in a big room and asked to take a seat. We are told that those who didn´t have the right faith will be sent right through the chair and floor into hell (which is in the basement)



    Then some bimbo pop singer will come in with an envelope. She steps up to the microphone and say. "And the only real religion is...." ***low drum roll*** "NONE. HAHA. Yes that right. All those of you wasting your time in believing in a superior being have been living a lie" and everybopy dissapears in a puff of logic...











    ...Except the atheists?
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  • Reply 42 of 44
    aquafireaquafire Posts: 2,758member
    . All those of you wasting your time in believing in a superior being have been living a lie" and everybopy dissapears in a puff of logic..







    " It seems the human mind has an unfathomable capacity for illogical deductions...yet despite this flaw..humans appear to grasp the infinite "



    Spock...Stardate 2171.5.21



    Anders you might be interested in the use of Godel's theorem to argue the logical proof of God...or more exactly..an infinite mind...



    http://www.flowresearch.com/syntheticproof.htm







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  • Reply 43 of 44
    discocowdiscocow Posts: 603member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Scott

    I follow Frisbeetarianism. Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.



    I thought that was the belief that you come back as a frisbee.





    Hey, that sounds like fun. As long as I don't get caught by a dog or something.
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  • Reply 44 of 44
    burningwheelburningwheel Posts: 1,827member
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    Originally posted by Giaguara

    for most of them ... they repeat how they will have an eternal life (how ever they call it) ... and on the meanwhile, they are scared about living because they are afraid of death. if they believed what they were repeating they won't be. i am statistically catholic (and hate weddings and funerals, but if i go ..) when i go to funerals i don't cry. there is nothing on the other side that scares me. everyone else seems normally to cry, and because they are afraid to die themselves .. maybe a fraction of a moment they realize the nice car, house filled with stuff, shining everything in the life won't last forever?



    you just don't think they are self-absorbed? granted some of them are married to control bitches. but that means they are weak



    oh yeah how do you know what is on the other side. i mean i'm afraid to die, i'm not an athesist, i'm just not sure. i have avoided death in 7 car incidents,allof which were potentially fatal. i do believe i have been visited by angels
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