The world will end with a blare of trumpets from angels on high, signaling the return of our One True Redeemer Jesus the Christ Son of Yahweh. In accordance with the Lord God Almighty's Word 144 thousand will be accepted into Heaven and the rest of you poor Bastards will spend Eternity wishing you believed all the Crap your parents pushed on you as a child.
As much as I believe in Christ as my saviour, I have to say your a total jackass when it comes to figures.
You have a snow flake's chance of ever getting to heaven if we are to believe the revelation account.
Simple mathematics will tell you how dumb you are.
Current population of world 6 Billion...thats 6,000,000,000
If we were to go back to AD-1 and count up all the generations with an average life span of 35 years, we get a figure of approx 600 generations.
Assuming we can safely go backwards in time counting all the people who have ever existed..we end up with a figure of approximately 50,000,000,000 people..
Thats 50 Billion people...So of all those people ever born, Christ is only going to pick up 144,000..Oh really ?
Well based on your smug assertion of "salvation" you have just 1 chance in approx 347,222 people getting a ticket & then if you divide that number by 600 generations since Christ, you will see that only about 550 people will make it per generation across the whole wide world......
And that's not even including All the generations before AD-1 in which case your chances of getting to heaven are almost absolutely F..ck all.
Gamma ray bursters: how dangerous are they? How prevalent?
Natural gamma ray bursts are quite harmless to us because of their low intensity. They weren't even discovered until about 30 years ago. Gamma ray bursts are very high frequency photon from very deep space that have no known origin. They are surmised to come from one of the eras after the Big Bang. Such high frequency photons require enormous temperatures to excite. At their peak output, it is estimated that their power output is equivalent to all the known galaxies in the universe. We launched the Compton Gamma Ray Observatory in 1991 to study them.
We think they are caused by colliding neutron stars but we really don't know. Neutrons stars are the density of a neutron and therefore have a very high density as that compared to a hydron star like our Sun. Gamma ray bursts in a galaxy increase the observable light intensity by thousands of times. This could happen in our galaxy. The chance is very small.
maybe .. all other compter os's are dead .. and there is left only some M$ crap ... and a huge, collective blue screen and tilt .. or a huge virus .. and by that time all the ppl will be so degenerated they won't be able to survive without their peecee for even 24 hours .. a painful death, watching an empty pc screen ..
The stupid US governement standardizes all their military systems with Windows OS (Bill Gates pays for the governors to use their products) and one day the entire defense system got infected by virus. That "intelligent system" then send the wrong signals to their Massive Destruction Weapons? to shoot to Russia, China, Iran, Iraq....Then the earth blown into dust.
The world will end with a blare of trumpets from angels on high, signaling the return of our One True Redeemer Jesus the Christ Son of Yahweh. In accordance with the Lord God Almighty's Word 144 thousand will be accepted into Heaven and the rest of you poor Bastards will spend Eternity wishing you believed all the Crap your parents pushed on you as a child.
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Originally posted by Aquafire
As much as I believe in Christ as my saviour, I have to say your a total jackass when it comes to figures.
You have a snow flake's chance of ever getting to heaven if we are to believe the revelation account.
Good Heavens. There's nothing quite like watching two people arguing when neither of them knows what the heck they're talking about.
709: The 144,000 thousand thing refers to a special group of evangelists raised up by God to deliver His message to the earth in its final hour. It does not refer to the number of people who end up going to Heaven. Those people are referred to as a number "too great to count..." (Rev. 7:7)
Aquafire: Perhaps you should read the "Revelation account" with an open mind. Also remember that the Bible isn't a good Chinese buffet. You can't pick and choose the parts you believe and simply discard the rest. If Revelation isn't fit for belief, neither are the Gospels.
As someone who has been fascinated with Revelation for a long while, I must say it holds up extremely well against any other kind of "predictive literature" (Nostradamus etc.) I won't hijack the thread with a Bible rant, but I'll mention my favorite - the dreaded '666' prediction.
Bible Prophecy enthusiasts have long maintained that Rev. 13 called for a time when every person on the Earth could be numbered and tracked by a 'mark' on their right hand. People would be economically dependant on this 'mark' This prediction was made in the first century.
I don't know of any other prediction of a cashless society that predate the invention of computers. Furthermore, the idea of a credit/debit card would be needed to envision such a scheme. Then someone advocating this would also have to envision a "mini-chip" that could store the information on one's hand. This wasn't even remotely possible in the first century.
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Originally posted by 709
The world will end with a blare of trumpets from angels on high, signaling the return of our One True Redeemer Jesus the Christ Son of Yahweh. In accordance with the Lord God Almighty's Word 144 thousand will be accepted into Heaven and the rest of you poor Bastards will spend Eternity wishing you believed all the Crap your parents pushed on you as a child.
As much as I believe in Christ as my saviour, I have to say your a total jackass when it comes to figures.
You have a snow flake's chance of ever getting to heaven if we are to believe the revelation account.
Simple mathematics will tell you how dumb you are.
Current population of world 6 Billion...thats 6,000,000,000
If we were to go back to AD-1 and count up all the generations with an average life span of 35 years, we get a figure of approx 600 generations.
Assuming we can safely go backwards in time counting all the people who have ever existed..we end up with a figure of approximately 50,000,000,000 people..
Thats 50 Billion people...So of all those people ever born, Christ is only going to pick up 144,000..Oh really ?
Well based on your smug assertion of "salvation" you have just 1 chance in approx 347,222 people getting a ticket & then if you divide that number by 600 generations since Christ, you will see that only about 550 people will make it per generation across the whole wide world......
And that's not even including All the generations before AD-1 in which case your chances of getting to heaven are almost absolutely F..ck all.
God save us from Fundamentalists .....
Originally posted by Outsider
Go to your local pastor/minister/priest. $3000 ought to be enough to get you into heaven.
HaHa.
Anagram for "Fundamentalists "
" Nuts Stand in Flames "
Originally posted by aquafire
As much as I believe in Christ as my saviour, I have to say your a total jackass when it comes to figures.
You have a snow flake's chance of ever getting to heaven if we are to believe the revelation account.
I'm already in.
God save us from the humorless...
Originally posted by aquafire
Thats 50 Billion people...So of all those people ever born, Christ is only going to pick up 144,000..Oh really ?
Hey, ease up .... perhaps heaven is having an urban sprawl problem.
Originally posted by 709
God save us from the humorless...
Humor save us from the godless.
"You don´t believe in God so you´re going to hell, Na-na-na-naaa-na"
Originally posted by Stoo
Gamma ray bursters: how dangerous are they? How prevalent?
Natural gamma ray bursts are quite harmless to us because of their low intensity. They weren't even discovered until about 30 years ago. Gamma ray bursts are very high frequency photon from very deep space that have no known origin. They are surmised to come from one of the eras after the Big Bang. Such high frequency photons require enormous temperatures to excite. At their peak output, it is estimated that their power output is equivalent to all the known galaxies in the universe. We launched the Compton Gamma Ray Observatory in 1991 to study them.
We think they are caused by colliding neutron stars but we really don't know. Neutrons stars are the density of a neutron and therefore have a very high density as that compared to a hydron star like our Sun. Gamma ray bursts in a galaxy increase the observable light intensity by thousands of times. This could happen in our galaxy. The chance is very small.
There is also some speculation that G.M.B's are the product of Electro-Magnetic Black hole formation...
Evidence from NASA's Chandra X-ray telescope seems to indicate something of that possibility.
Http://spaceflightnow/news/n0107/13grb/
I was going to post something to the effect of, "Well there is the 2012 end of the world theory"...
Originally posted by Aquafire
Fire+Ice = Swedish steam bath - sauna...
They don't have saunas in sweden. They call those hot rooms "bastu". Timo will maybe explain you what's the difference between a sauna and a bastu.
Originally posted by raimac
December, 22nd, 2012
the end of / according to maya calendar?
maybe .. all other compter os's are dead .. and there is left only some M$ crap ... and a huge, collective blue screen and tilt .. or a huge virus .. and by that time all the ppl will be so degenerated they won't be able to survive without their peecee for even 24 hours .. a painful death, watching an empty pc screen ..
I'm not to sure how the world will end, but hell will freeeze over before my PCI ATI Rage card works under Panther.
The world will end when our sun engulfs it, or by being smashed to bits when our galaxy collides with the Andromeda galaxy.
The world as we know it will end on December 21st, 2012, when the ancient Mayan "Long Count" calendar finally expires.
Originally posted by 709
The world will end with a blare of trumpets from angels on high, signaling the return of our One True Redeemer Jesus the Christ Son of Yahweh. In accordance with the Lord God Almighty's Word 144 thousand will be accepted into Heaven and the rest of you poor Bastards will spend Eternity wishing you believed all the Crap your parents pushed on you as a child.
Originally posted by Aquafire
As much as I believe in Christ as my saviour, I have to say your a total jackass when it comes to figures.
You have a snow flake's chance of ever getting to heaven if we are to believe the revelation account.
Good Heavens. There's nothing quite like watching two people arguing when neither of them knows what the heck they're talking about.
709: The 144,000 thousand thing refers to a special group of evangelists raised up by God to deliver His message to the earth in its final hour. It does not refer to the number of people who end up going to Heaven. Those people are referred to as a number "too great to count..." (Rev. 7:7)
Aquafire: Perhaps you should read the "Revelation account" with an open mind. Also remember that the Bible isn't a good Chinese buffet. You can't pick and choose the parts you believe and simply discard the rest. If Revelation isn't fit for belief, neither are the Gospels.
As someone who has been fascinated with Revelation for a long while, I must say it holds up extremely well against any other kind of "predictive literature" (Nostradamus etc.) I won't hijack the thread with a Bible rant, but I'll mention my favorite - the dreaded '666' prediction.
Bible Prophecy enthusiasts have long maintained that Rev. 13 called for a time when every person on the Earth could be numbered and tracked by a 'mark' on their right hand. People would be economically dependant on this 'mark' This prediction was made in the first century.
I don't know of any other prediction of a cashless society that predate the invention of computers. Furthermore, the idea of a credit/debit card would be needed to envision such a scheme. Then someone advocating this would also have to envision a "mini-chip" that could store the information on one's hand. This wasn't even remotely possible in the first century.
But it's possible in the 21st...