Who are the greatest lovers ?

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aquafireaquafire
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in General Discussion edited January 2014
Wine drinkers, beer drinkers ? Dog owners, cat owners. Aussies, Frenchmen..Yanks..Poms..whatever.



I know were all biased. ( except me of course )



But this here is a fully fledged pissing contest....



So join in and wave your flag or whatever else...



Give reasons if possible...



PLEASE NOTE,

No minors ( avert thine eyes ) or rude images....Ok.



Just the truth or a variation of warped truth...

even if its coming at me @ Warp 9....
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  • Reply 1 of 43
    powerdocpowerdoc Posts: 8,123member
    I don't know who are the greatest lovers or the greatest mother****ers on earth, but crazy cat lovers (not the zoophilic ones) are fine for me.
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  • Reply 2 of 43
    ghost_user_nameghost_user_name Posts: 22,667member
    Irishmen. We love our whiskey.
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  • Reply 3 of 43
    aquafireaquafire Posts: 2,758member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by M3D Jack

    Irishmen. We love our whiskey.



    I can attest to that, having lived in the " Liberties " area of Dublin.....

    Argh begorrughm....
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  • Reply 4 of 43
    aquafireaquafire Posts: 2,758member
    Ps An Australian definition of Fore-play....



    " Are you awake love ? "
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  • Reply 5 of 43
    alcimedesalcimedes Posts: 5,486member
    Quote:

    Ps An Australian definition of Fore-play....



    " Are you awake love ? "



    do the sheep ever answer you?



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  • Reply 6 of 43
    aquafireaquafire Posts: 2,758member
    [QUOTE]Originally posted by alcimedes

    [B]do the sheep ever answer you?



    Only if I sing " Mary had a little lamb " or some other deviant song....
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  • Reply 7 of 43
    alcimedesalcimedes Posts: 5,486member
    sorry, had an aussie friend who was always making jokes about sheep. seemed to be a running joke between the aussies, tasmanians, and new zealanders.







    which reminds me of her favorite joke.



    Q: How did the New Zealander find the sheep in the tall grass?



    A: Very satisfying.
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  • Reply 8 of 43
    aquafireaquafire Posts: 2,758member
    That's alright...

    I hear the sheep in the mid-west of USA get pretty frisky too!...

    Is it true that some of them even wear lipstick & sing Country & Western... Looking like wooly versions of Dolly Parton...?..
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  • Reply 9 of 43
    alcimedesalcimedes Posts: 5,486member
    yeah, they're known as the "Dixie Chicks"



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  • Reply 10 of 43
    giaguaragiaguara Posts: 2,724member
    I like Mac and *nix users.
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  • Reply 11 of 43
    lucaluca Posts: 3,833member
    What do you call an Irish homosexual?



    Someone who likes women more than booze!
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  • Reply 12 of 43
    not unlike myselfnot unlike myself Posts: 2,037member
    Horny young American males who feel they have to prove their masculinity by their sexual exploits. Once properly conditioned they are spot on. (or so I've been told)
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  • Reply 13 of 43
    cybermonkeycybermonkey Posts: 604member
    not too sure about that not unlike myself m8, seeing as half of american birds are on the net looking for a bit of INTERNATIONAL.

    In my personal experiance i would recommend the portugeese(think thats spelt right) Very naughty.
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  • Reply 14 of 43
    lucaluca Posts: 3,833member
    How about Brazilians?







    And it's Portugese. And also... Brazilians speak Portugese... so I guess it runs in the family.
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  • Reply 15 of 43
    not unlike myselfnot unlike myself Posts: 2,037member
    I dunno cybermonkey, that goes both ways. I married an International (so our situation is reversed).



    Maybe everyone wants what nobody else has. (which is why everyone shops around)
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  • Reply 16 of 43
    giaguaragiaguara Posts: 2,724member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Luca Rescigno

    How about Brazilians?







    And it's Portugese. And also... Brazilians speak Portugese... so I guess it runs in the family.



    dang. Portugues people's Portuguese sounds horrible
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  • Reply 17 of 43
    thuh freakthuh freak Posts: 2,664member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Giaguara

    Choose a Mac. Choose iPod, Keynote, Safari, high caffeine and no sleep. Choose matching signatures. Choose the threads in a range of fscking arguments. Choose no one in your vB buddylist. Choose Stevewear, dsl and your neighbors bandwidth. Choose sitting behind your Mac looking at mind-numbing, spirit-crushing flames, rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in some miserable flaming, nothing more than embarassment to the selfish, fscked up lusers that dial up with AOL. Choose AO.



    highlarious.



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    as for great lovers, they tend to be the really good looking type, ya know ... or they happen to look decent enough after i've had a bit.
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  • Reply 18 of 43
    aquafireaquafire Posts: 2,758member
    No one's mentioned the French yet ?

    Hmmmm.........\
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  • Reply 19 of 43
    airslufairsluf Posts: 1,861member
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  • Reply 20 of 43
    giaguaragiaguara Posts: 2,724member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by AirSluf

    I thought that was AFTER!



    Sorry, but that was too good a straight setup to pass on.



    you think they last that long or are that boring? \
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