i am a herbivore. i don't like dead animals on my plate.
OH POOR DEAD ANIMALS! OH HOW I HATE THE CYCLE OF LIFE! HOW DARE I PARTAKE IN THE FOOD CHAIN! I AM ABOVE IT! I AM MORE ENLIGHTENED THAN YOU! SHAME ON YOU EATING DEAD ANIMALS! FOR SHAME!!!
i am a herbivore. i don't like dead animals on my plate.
Vegetable rights! Stop the slaughter of innocent carrots!!! We cannont allow such awful things as cucumber murder to continue!!! Join with me to bring down this system of death!!! Once you know the truth, you will never be able to look a potato in the eye again!!!
Vegetable rights! Stop the slaughter of innocent carrots!!! We cannont allow such awful things as cucumber murder to continue!!! Join with me to bring down this system of death!!!
A certain mod hates Monty.....and locks up everything up that smeelz of Monty .yessss...he is a wickeedy man.......yes yes..preciousss..he doesn't like laughing...he is dooooommm to postieees..yes yes, be nice master..yes..hssss..
I hate assholes that ruin jokes by insisting that their way of telling it is the only way. Arrogant fvcks.
I hate morons who don't understand that the continuation of a non-sequitor is the joke, not what was actually written. I hate morons who can't understand sarcasm without a smiliey. I hate morons who get upset about jokes. I hate morons, but at least I can tolerate them without getting my panties in a wad.
I hate morons who don't understand that the continuation of a non-sequitor is the joke, not what was actually written. I hate morons who can't understand sarcasm without a smiliey. I hate morons who get upset about jokes. I hate morons, but at least I can tolerate them without getting my panties in a wad.
I hate morons who don't understand that the continuation of a non-sequitor is the joke, not what was actually written. I hate morons who can't understand sarcasm without a smiliey. I hate morons who get upset about jokes. I hate morons, but at least I can tolerate them without getting my panties in a wad.
I realize that the body produces poisons as a normal consequence of metabolism etc, but the best way of keeping poisons to a minimum is not to consume them in the first place!
Heavily processed foods contain substances that the human body was not designed to deal with, besides being nutritionally useless...and tasting like sh!t. Yuk!
I hate morons who don't understand that the continuation of a non-sequitor is the joke, not what was actually written. I hate morons who can't understand sarcasm without a smiliey. I hate morons who get upset about jokes. I hate morons, but at least I can tolerate them without getting my panties in a wad.
I hate morons who don't understand that the continuation of a non-sequitor is the joke, not what was actually written. I hate morons who can't understand sarcasm without a smiliey. I hate morons who get upset about jokes. I hate morons, but at least I can tolerate them without getting my panties in a wad.
As we become more aware of, and thus respectful of life in all its forms and manifestations, we are becoming more reluctant to take life, to eat other lifeforms and to consume the aura of fear and death. We begin to ask the very fundamental question: "Why should others die so that I can live?"
Fortunately, eating doesn't have to be a matter of "us or them". Fruit is a "given" food, offered by the plant so that we can spread its seeds. Together with nuts, beans and grains, fruit provides all the sustenance a body needs without requiring the death, wounding or maiming of any other lifeform.
Yes, Virginia, there are people for whom even the average vegan is an insensitive mass murderer.
I suppose, going by the fruitarian philosophy, you could get a little meat into your diet from those lizards with detachable tails.
There actually are "fruitarians" who limit what they eat to what plants supposedly "willingly give".
Yes, Virginia, there are people for whom even the average vegan is an insensitive mass murderer.
I suppose, going by the fruitarian philosophy, you could get a little meat into your diet from those lizards with detachable tails.
Quote:
From that wacky site:
As we become more aware of, and thus respectful of life in all its forms and manifestations, we are becoming more reluctant to take life, to eat other lifeforms and to consume the aura of fear and death. We begin to ask the very fundamental question: "Why should others die so that I can live?"
Fortunately, eating doesn't have to be a matter of "us or them". Fruit is a "given" food, offered by the plant so that we can spread its seeds. Together with nuts, beans and grains, fruit provides all the sustenance a body needs without requiring the death, wounding or maiming of any other lifeform.
Oh I'm so enlightened I don't have to be part of the food chain! Bah. These people should be eaten.
I hate morons who don't understand that the continuation of a non-sequitor is the joke, not what was actually written. I hate morons who can't understand sarcasm without a smilie...
that's ridiculous. you can't tell sarcasm without a smiley
Comments
Originally posted by BR
Yes, because we are meant to be herbivores.
*shakes head*
Originally posted by Giaguara
OH POOR DEAD ANIMALS! OH HOW I HATE THE CYCLE OF LIFE! HOW DARE I PARTAKE IN THE FOOD CHAIN! I AM ABOVE IT! I AM MORE ENLIGHTENED THAN YOU! SHAME ON YOU EATING DEAD ANIMALS! FOR SHAME!!!
Originally posted by Giaguara
Vegetable rights! Stop the slaughter of innocent carrots!!! We cannont allow such awful things as cucumber murder to continue!!! Join with me to bring down this system of death!!! Once you know the truth, you will never be able to look a potato in the eye again!!!
God that was cheesy.
Oh my!
Dairy rights!!!....
Originally posted by DiscoCow
Vegetable rights! Stop the slaughter of innocent carrots!!! We cannont allow such awful things as cucumber murder to continue!!! Join with me to bring down this system of death!!!
Bacteria have rights too !
Originally posted by aquafire
Bacteria have rights too !
They even have their own toys .
Originally posted by aquafire
Bacteria have rights too !
Oh pleeze Pleeze God ..no Monty Python stuff..I begs you.master DiscoCow
A certain mod hates Monty.....and locks up everything up that smeelz of Monty .yessss...he is a wickeedy man.......yes yes..preciousss..he doesn't like laughing...he is dooooommm to postieees..yes yes, be nice master..yes..hssss..
Originally posted by DiscoCow
we cannot lets him do it...noooo
Good one DiscoCow...err I mean Gollum...
Originally posted by Giaguara
bah, i like things to die to feed me
Originally posted by BR
I hate assholes that ruin jokes by insisting that their way of telling it is the only way. Arrogant fvcks.
I hate morons who don't understand that the continuation of a non-sequitor is the joke, not what was actually written. I hate morons who can't understand sarcasm without a smiliey. I hate morons who get upset about jokes. I hate morons, but at least I can tolerate them without getting my panties in a wad.
Originally posted by bunge
I hate morons who don't understand that the continuation of a non-sequitor is the joke, not what was actually written. I hate morons who can't understand sarcasm without a smiliey. I hate morons who get upset about jokes. I hate morons, but at least I can tolerate them without getting my panties in a wad.
I hate morons who don't understand that the continuation of a non-sequitor is the joke, not what was actually written. I hate morons who can't understand sarcasm without a smiliey. I hate morons who get upset about jokes. I hate morons, but at least I can tolerate them without getting my panties in a wad.
Heavily processed foods contain substances that the human body was not designed to deal with, besides being nutritionally useless...and tasting like sh!t. Yuk!
Originally posted by BR
I hate morons who don't understand that the continuation of a non-sequitor is the joke, not what was actually written. I hate morons who can't understand sarcasm without a smiliey. I hate morons who get upset about jokes. I hate morons, but at least I can tolerate them without getting my panties in a wad.
I hate morons who don't understand that the continuation of a non-sequitor is the joke, not what was actually written. I hate morons who can't understand sarcasm without a smiliey. I hate morons who get upset about jokes. I hate morons, but at least I can tolerate them without getting my panties in a wad.
Originally posted by DiscoCow
Vegetable rights! Stop the slaughter of innocent carrots!!!
There actually are "fruitarians" who limit what they eat to what plants supposedly "willingly give".
From http://www.islandnet.com/~arton/fruit.html:
As we become more aware of, and thus respectful of life in all its forms and manifestations, we are becoming more reluctant to take life, to eat other lifeforms and to consume the aura of fear and death. We begin to ask the very fundamental question: "Why should others die so that I can live?"
Fortunately, eating doesn't have to be a matter of "us or them". Fruit is a "given" food, offered by the plant so that we can spread its seeds. Together with nuts, beans and grains, fruit provides all the sustenance a body needs without requiring the death, wounding or maiming of any other lifeform.
Yes, Virginia, there are people for whom even the average vegan is an insensitive mass murderer.
I suppose, going by the fruitarian philosophy, you could get a little meat into your diet from those lizards with detachable tails.
Originally posted by shetline
There actually are "fruitarians" who limit what they eat to what plants supposedly "willingly give".
Yes, Virginia, there are people for whom even the average vegan is an insensitive mass murderer.
I suppose, going by the fruitarian philosophy, you could get a little meat into your diet from those lizards with detachable tails.
From that wacky site:
As we become more aware of, and thus respectful of life in all its forms and manifestations, we are becoming more reluctant to take life, to eat other lifeforms and to consume the aura of fear and death. We begin to ask the very fundamental question: "Why should others die so that I can live?"
Fortunately, eating doesn't have to be a matter of "us or them". Fruit is a "given" food, offered by the plant so that we can spread its seeds. Together with nuts, beans and grains, fruit provides all the sustenance a body needs without requiring the death, wounding or maiming of any other lifeform.
Oh I'm so enlightened I don't have to be part of the food chain! Bah. These people should be eaten.
Originally posted by bunge
I hate morons who don't understand that the continuation of a non-sequitor is the joke, not what was actually written. I hate morons who can't understand sarcasm without a smilie...
that's ridiculous. you can't tell sarcasm without a smiley
Something read by four people, will be interpreted 7 & 1/2 different ways.
Originally posted by BR
Oh I'm so enlightened I don't have to be part of the food chain! Bah. These people should be eaten.
No, we don't eat corrupt food
Originally posted by Powerdoc
No, we don't eat corrupt food
Well, they are herbivores...we do eat herbivores...