<paraphrase>Alex Johnson, Pscates Johnson, Rageous Johnson, Satchmo Johnson, and Howard Johnson are right - Blazing Saddles is one of the funniest movies ever!</paraphrase>
Ghostbusters
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Everything was fine, until the powergrid was shut off by dickless here.
Is this true?
Yes it's true, this man has no dick
Young Frankenstein
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Would you mind telling me whose brain I did put in?
And you won't be angry?
I will NOT be angry.
Abby someone.
Abby someone. Abby who?
Abby Normal.
Abby Normal?
I'm almost sure that was the name.
Do you mean to tell me that I put an abnormal brain into an, 8 foot tall, 300 pound, GORILLA?!!
Blues Brothers
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Honest. I ran out of gas! I had a flat tire! I didn't have enough money for cab fare! My tux didn't come back from the cleaners! An old friend came in from out of town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!
Stripes
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Y'know, one day, Tito Puente will be dead, and you'll say, "Oh, yes, I've been listening to his work for years."
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Now, are either of you homosexuals?
You mean like flaming? Or part time?
Well, it's a question we have to ask of all our new recruits.
No, we're not homosexual... but we are willing to learn!
Have either of you ever been convicted of a felony?
Convicted? No... never convicted.
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C'mon, it's Czechoslovakia! We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again! We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia! It's like we're going into *Wisconsin*.
okay, i just want to be clear on this, you guys are all picking SPACEBALLS the 1987 mel brooks space parody, that although it made me chuckle, maybe even laugh out loud once in a while, but never once made me guffaw, and i need guffaws aplenty to make a top five. i mean it's on 80% of your lists.
i need to be enlightened. share with me the secrets of this cinema classic.
i do have the laser disc with mel brooks commentary which led me to ask if he was even at the filming, luckily ronnie graham (the screenwriter) was on the commentary track also too fill in some blanks. does anybody have the dvd? did they use the commentary on it? it was quite funny.
80% ?? Run for the hills. I'd like to thankyou SKMDC for reminding us of WC Fields, though I haven't seen a film of his on the telly for years, i sure remember laughing drain-like. ( "Is this a game of chance "Not the way i play it"" Ditto Duck Soup-the last time i saw that was a few years ago on Christmas Night, perfect full-of-food and-wine fodder. Also I'm the ony bloke to mention Laurel and Hardy which is pretty bloody sad considering the number of shorts they made, and pants they caused me to wet.
Dr. Strangelove: Based on the findings of the report, my conclusion was that this idea was not a practical deterrent for reasons which at this moment must be all too obvious.
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Dante Hicks: I'm the BITCH?
Randal Graves: Well, if we were gay, that's the way I'd see it.
South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
Chef: Haven't you heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?
General: I don't listen to hip-hop.
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
Plank: Ah! They shot me!
Dog: Well, shoot em back!
John: Jesus, Plank, couldn't you have got smokeless cartridges? I can't see a bloody thi-- Ah! I've been shot!
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<paraphrase>Alex Johnson, Pscates Johnson, Rageous Johnson, Satchmo Johnson, and Howard Johnson are right - Blazing Saddles is one of the funniest movies ever!</paraphrase>
Ghostbusters
Everything was fine, until the powergrid was shut off by dickless here.
Is this true?
Yes it's true, this man has no dick
Young Frankenstein
Would you mind telling me whose brain I did put in?
And you won't be angry?
I will NOT be angry.
Abby someone.
Abby someone. Abby who?
Abby Normal.
Abby Normal?
I'm almost sure that was the name.
Do you mean to tell me that I put an abnormal brain into an, 8 foot tall, 300 pound, GORILLA?!!
Blues Brothers
Honest. I ran out of gas! I had a flat tire! I didn't have enough money for cab fare! My tux didn't come back from the cleaners! An old friend came in from out of town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!
Stripes
Y'know, one day, Tito Puente will be dead, and you'll say, "Oh, yes, I've been listening to his work for years."
Now, are either of you homosexuals?
You mean like flaming? Or part time?
Well, it's a question we have to ask of all our new recruits.
No, we're not homosexual... but we are willing to learn!
Have either of you ever been convicted of a felony?
Convicted? No... never convicted.
C'mon, it's Czechoslovakia! We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again! We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia! It's like we're going into *Wisconsin*.
I once got my ass kicked in Wisconsin
2. Young Frankenstein
3. City Lights (charlie chaplin)
4. Monty Python & the Holy Grail
5. The Gold Rush (charlie chaplin)
That's it. That's the list.
Thor
2. The Last Samurai
3. Snatch
4. The Royal Tenenbaums
5. ...Aw what the heck: Beauty and the Beast. I love that movie!
Here's the revised (funny) list:
1. Kung Pow (Definitely first - I laughed until I cried)
2. Mystery Science Theater 3000: Eegah
3. Saving Grace
4. Robin Williams Live on Broadway
5. Um... mental block!! Ok, I'll just say Spaceballs
i need to be enlightened. share with me the secrets of this cinema classic.
i do have the laser disc with mel brooks commentary which led me to ask if he was even at the filming, luckily ronnie graham (the screenwriter) was on the commentary track also too fill in some blanks. does anybody have the dvd? did they use the commentary on it? it was quite funny.
is it the "GIMME PAW!" line?
Dr Strangelove
Dr. Strangelove: Based on the findings of the report, my conclusion was that this idea was not a practical deterrent for reasons which at this moment must be all too obvious.
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Dante Hicks: I'm the BITCH?
Randal Graves: Well, if we were gay, that's the way I'd see it.
South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
Chef: Haven't you heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?
General: I don't listen to hip-hop.
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
Plank: Ah! They shot me!
Dog: Well, shoot em back!
John: Jesus, Plank, couldn't you have got smokeless cartridges? I can't see a bloody thi-- Ah! I've been shot!
Dog: Look, will everyone stop gettin' shot?
The Castle
Wayne: How's Mum?
Dale: Good.
Wayne: How's Dad?
Dale: Good.
Wayne: How's Trace?
Dale: Good.
Wayne: How are you?
Dale: Good.
Wayne: How's Steve?
Dale: He's alright.
Wayne: Good.
Originally posted by Alex London
80% ??
i went to the jimmy carter school of hyperbole.