Man tries to feed his baby to a crocodile

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in General Discussion edited January 2014
OK, not exactly.



Still, super-retard Steve the crocodile hunter is looking for attention, I guess. The old "loook at eem goo, ee coulda bitten ma head clean off!!"



(that was typed to 'sound' Australian, no idea if it worked)



'Crocodile Hunter' takes baby to feed crocs



Crocodile hunter Steve Irwin took his month-old son to his first croc feeding on Friday, offering the reptile a chicken with one hand and holding the baby in the other.



I'm sure he had thing under control, as I think he'd not his kid eaten in front of an audience... but does anyone else think this is utterly STUPID? If the guy wants to risk his own limbs to the crocs that's one thing, but his one month old son? Pretty irresponsible if you ask me.



Michael Jackson holds his baby in a 2 armed bear hug over a ledge for a second and it's the end of the world, but Steve-o takes it on a croc feeding and it's juuuust fine. heh heh



Damn I wish he'd fallen on his ass and the kid almost got chewed up. Would serve him right.
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  • Reply 1 of 42
    buonrottobuonrotto Posts: 6,368member
    Eat your heart out, Michael Jackson!
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  • Reply 2 of 42
    What some people do for 15 min...
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    alcimedesalcimedes Posts: 5,486member
    you're just mad they named the croc after you.
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  • Reply 4 of 42
    murbotmurbot Posts: 5,262member
    I didn't even notice that!



    Now I really wish the thing ate him and his kid.



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  • Reply 5 of 42
    matsumatsu Posts: 6,558member
    Murbot! Happy New Year. I just saw that bit on the news, you HAVE TO see the video. He walks the baby along the floor just a few feet in front of the Croc.



    I know he feels really comfortable in front of those beasts, but he is perhaps a little too comfortable?



    Someone should make a movie -- Crocidile Hunter versus Sigfried and Roy.
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  • Reply 6 of 42
    argentoargento Posts: 483member
    I could've sworn when I read this thread title that it was actually you trying to feed your kid to the croc murbot.
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  • Reply 7 of 42
    pfflampfflam Posts: 5,053member
    He should be arrested for idiotic neglegence . .or simply beaten-up for stupidity!!!



    I have a kid I know how easy it is to slip and fall while holding your kid . . . ou think everything is cool and there are no problems then blam! down five steps of concrete . . .



    He could easily slip on that shiny floor and oopsy there goes lovey
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  • Reply 8 of 42
    murbotmurbot Posts: 5,262member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by pfflam

    you think everything is cool and there are no problems then blam! down five steps of concrete . . .



    OK, there's a story here somewhere. Spill it.



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  • Reply 9 of 42
    Crikey!
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  • Reply 10 of 42
    scottscott Posts: 7,431member
    I just saw the video on TeeVee and it was no big deal. Not for him.
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  • Reply 11 of 42
    aquafireaquafire Posts: 2,758member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by murbot

    OK, not exactly.



    Still, super-retard Steve the crocodile hunter is looking for attention, I guess. The old "loook at eem goo, ee coulda bitten ma head clean off!!"



    (that was typed to 'sound' Australian, no idea if it worked)



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    Murbot, your a F-ckin scream..ha ha, I fell off my friggin chair and nearly lost a bottle of beer in the process.



    Aussies speak strine..



    You had a few of me Aussie mates laughing their friggin hedz orrf at your attempts to speak our Galah ( Lingo ).



    If you ever come down here, we'll all chip in and buy you a keg of amber fluid.



    Total riot man... your so F'ing funny.





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  • Reply 12 of 42
    woah, go back a step here, this guy has a kid? you mean someone actually got in the sack with HIM!?! i could just imagine him narrating the whole thing: "Now im gonna shove my thumb up her butthole; oh yeah, that turned her on all right!"





    or maybe i dont want to imagine that ....
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  • Reply 13 of 42
    Quote:

    Originally posted by ThunderPoit

    woah, go back a step here, this guy has a kid? you mean someone actually got in the sack with HIM!?! i could just imagine him narrating the whole thing: "Now im gonna shove my thumb up her butthole; oh yeah, that turned her on all right!"





    or maybe i dont want to imagine that ....




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  • Reply 14 of 42
    drewpropsdrewprops Posts: 2,321member
    You know, as asinine as this stunt was, I have no doubts that he was in control of the situation. I was watching NBC's Today show this morning and the newskeeper/hostess Campbell Brown was interviewing an Australian reporter (also a woman) about the incident. What was really fascinating was the perception of the event by the two women. The Aussie reporter, who was present at the event, displayed concern but an obviously underlying faith in Irwin's abilities.



    Brown was a different story: every comment seemed to be dripping with venom - and all the questions had underlying insinuations that Irwin should be legally prosecuted and his children taken away from him. The reporter from Australia seemed to sense Brown's (NBC's) decision to pillory the man and began to temper her own comments, seemingly in defense of Steve Irwin.



    The reporter from Australia said that it was obvious that Steve was "on a high" at getting to introduce his new son to the crowd of 5,000 and that carried through to the croc-feeding. Steve Irwin was brought up with crocs and is naturally going to want to teach his kids the same way he was brought up. If he was going to do this he should have done it far away from media scrutiny.



    Basically, Campbell Brown came across as an "agent inquisitor of the State"...seemed to be injecting a tremendous amount of herself into the story. She came across as shrill, making the other woman's attitude seem more practical: yeah, on hindsight, it wasn't the smartest thing - nothing happened, he's apologized and said it won't happen again.



    I hope that you Aussies can figure out a way to avoid the slow-but-steady removal of "freedom of spirit" that's sometimes seems to be happening in the United States...the handmaiden of Political Correctness.



    Sure, Steve Irwin pulled a wreckless stunt with his kid, but he wasn't trying to hurt the kid, he didn't hold a knife to his babies throat and he isn't a danger to the population in general. I'm not trying to be a Steve Irwin apologist, but Campbell Brown's tone in that interview really pissed me off. She's allegedly a reporter, not a prosecuting attorney.
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  • Reply 15 of 42
    mcsjgsmcsjgs Posts: 244member
    Hey, at least a dingo didn't run off with it.
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  • Reply 16 of 42
    bungebunge Posts: 7,329member
    Steve can do whatever he wants. He's cool.
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    scottscott Posts: 7,431member
    I like Steve tool. This is his second kid.
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  • Reply 18 of 42
    moogsmoogs Posts: 4,296member
    That guy is a fvcking nutbag. "AWww look ait thees be-U-teeful GOANA... why it just crapped on me leg! BEAUTY!" God help his kid.



    BTW, wtf is up with that Crocodile Hunters show?! It's on like every single night for five hours straight. Why don't they just change the name of the channel and just call it Discovery Crocophilia or something...?



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  • Reply 19 of 42
    argentoargento Posts: 483member
    Steve is the man.
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  • Reply 20 of 42
    shetlineshetline Posts: 4,695member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Scott

    I like Steve tool.



    Freudian typo?
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