What's with women and cats?
No, no, get your mind out of the gutter.
It's probably just my luck, but the last few women I've gone out with have a cat. And naturally, I'm allergic to them (the cat, not the woman).
I know cats are quiet and maintenance free, but frankly I don't share the appeal. Especially when they suddenly jump on your lap with sharp claws!
It's probably just my luck, but the last few women I've gone out with have a cat. And naturally, I'm allergic to them (the cat, not the woman).
I know cats are quiet and maintenance free, but frankly I don't share the appeal. Especially when they suddenly jump on your lap with sharp claws!
Comments
Originally posted by BR
Cats are gay and women are fag hags.
LMAO
BTW, I pissed off quite a few here with my cat comments, so watch out.
Originally posted by BR
Cats are gay and women are fag hags.
Are you 5 (okay 12?)?
Originally posted by billybobsky
Are you 5 (okay 12?)?
Sorry, people lacking a sense of humor were not the target audience. Go about your daily business.
Originally posted by BR
Sorry, people lacking a sense of humor were not the target audience. Go about your daily business.
it wasn't funny. yer from a vagina. now that's funny
Originally posted by DMBand0026
This whole thread just confuses me. Satchmo, sorry to hear about the dilemma, I hope things work out for you! As for everyone else, learn to laugh a little. Not saying BR's comment was funny or otherwise, but don't get pissed about something so small.
Uh yeah...it's wasn't meant to provoke hatred towards women. I suppose a thread titled "Are you a cat person?" may have worked better.
I have come to expect a higher level of humor from him.
Originally posted by satchmo
Uh yeah...it's wasn't meant to provoke hatred towards women. I suppose a thread titled "Are you a cat person?" may have worked better.
You have to think in terms of how people in AO will respond to it. If it's at all possible, even in the most remote way, that it will cause a stir, it will. I hope I don't get flamed for this!
**DMBand dons the flame retardant suit and curls into fetal position.**
The appeal? Affecionate, interesting, beautiful animals with tons of personality (especially when their younger).
You should see my cats when they're stalking and play-fighting with each other. It's hilarious.
Check out funnycats.wmv(2.7Mb).
Funny stuff (sorry, no QT version that I know of).
As far as the claws go, some cats are just like that, luckily mine aren't.
leet! wewt!
Originally posted by billybobsky
BR's joke was just not funny.
I have come to expect a higher level of humor from him.
All girls, deep down, love the pussy.
g
ps...i think hetrocatlover might be a double (or more) user name...
but what do i care...said the kettle to the pot
Originally posted by HeteroMaleCatLover
BR now that's enough.
He's right though
Cake: What's wrong with my post count?
Men are dogs.
Originally posted by DMBand0026
Cake: What's wrong with my post count?
You are obviously not a gamer.
1337 = leet, as in elite, in gamer speak.
Originally posted by dmz
Women are cats.
Men are dogs.
Now that just don't make sense. If you're gonna try to be sexist, try a little harder.
Originally posted by Cake
Check out funnycats.wmv(2.7Mb).
Funny stuff (sorry, no QT version that I know of).
Wow! First time I ever downloaded a wmv that wasn't porno!
I luv cats and dogs. I would get a cat as a pet for myself first, though. I like that they are low maintenance animals that don't need to be taken on a walk every day (works best for my lifestyle, at the moment). They can be just as affectionate, playful, and entertaining, however. They are so beautiful to look at, too. I can look at almost any part of them and be aghast at the beauty of nature that exists in cats.