What's with women and cats?

Posted:
in General Discussion edited January 2014
No, no, get your mind out of the gutter.

It's probably just my luck, but the last few women I've gone out with have a cat. And naturally, I'm allergic to them (the cat, not the woman).



I know cats are quiet and maintenance free, but frankly I don't share the appeal. Especially when they suddenly jump on your lap with sharp claws!
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  • Reply 1 of 24
    brbr Posts: 8,395member
    Cats are gay and women are fag hags.
  • Reply 2 of 24
    Quote:

    Originally posted by BR

    Cats are gay and women are fag hags.



    LMAO

    BTW, I pissed off quite a few here with my cat comments, so watch out.
  • Reply 3 of 24
    Quote:

    Originally posted by BR

    Cats are gay and women are fag hags.



    Are you 5 (okay 12?)?
  • Reply 4 of 24
    brbr Posts: 8,395member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by billybobsky

    Are you 5 (okay 12?)?



    Sorry, people lacking a sense of humor were not the target audience. Go about your daily business.
  • Reply 5 of 24
    Quote:

    Originally posted by BR

    Sorry, people lacking a sense of humor were not the target audience. Go about your daily business.



    it wasn't funny. yer from a vagina. now that's funny
  • Reply 6 of 24
    dmband0026dmband0026 Posts: 2,345member
    This whole thread just confuses me. Satchmo, sorry to hear about the dilemma, I hope things work out for you! As for everyone else, learn to laugh a little. Not saying BR's comment was funny or otherwise, but don't get pissed about something so small.
  • Reply 7 of 24
    satchmosatchmo Posts: 2,699member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by DMBand0026

    This whole thread just confuses me. Satchmo, sorry to hear about the dilemma, I hope things work out for you! As for everyone else, learn to laugh a little. Not saying BR's comment was funny or otherwise, but don't get pissed about something so small.



    Uh yeah...it's wasn't meant to provoke hatred towards women. I suppose a thread titled "Are you a cat person?" may have worked better.
  • Reply 8 of 24
    jobjob Posts: 420member
    n/m
  • Reply 9 of 24
    BR's joke was just not funny.



    I have come to expect a higher level of humor from him.
  • Reply 10 of 24
    dmband0026dmband0026 Posts: 2,345member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by satchmo

    Uh yeah...it's wasn't meant to provoke hatred towards women. I suppose a thread titled "Are you a cat person?" may have worked better.



    You have to think in terms of how people in AO will respond to it. If it's at all possible, even in the most remote way, that it will cause a stir, it will. I hope I don't get flamed for this!



    **DMBand dons the flame retardant suit and curls into fetal position.**
  • Reply 11 of 24
    cakecake Posts: 1,010member
    Cats are great pets (I have three) and,like you mentioned earlier, require very little maintenance.



    The appeal? Affecionate, interesting, beautiful animals with tons of personality (especially when their younger).

    You should see my cats when they're stalking and play-fighting with each other. It's hilarious.



    Check out funnycats.wmv(2.7Mb).

    Funny stuff (sorry, no QT version that I know of).



    As far as the claws go, some cats are just like that, luckily mine aren't.
  • Reply 12 of 24
    cakecake Posts: 1,010member
    Whoa, look at DMBand0026's post count.

    leet! wewt!
  • Reply 13 of 24
    brbr Posts: 8,395member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by billybobsky

    BR's joke was just not funny.



    I have come to expect a higher level of humor from him.




    All girls, deep down, love the pussy.
  • Reply 14 of 24
    BR now that's enough.
  • Reply 15 of 24
    thegeldingthegelding Posts: 3,230member
    i like cats...taste like chicken





    g







    ps...i think hetrocatlover might be a double (or more) user name...



    but what do i care...said the kettle to the pot
  • Reply 16 of 24
    dmband0026dmband0026 Posts: 2,345member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by HeteroMaleCatLover

    BR now that's enough.



    He's right though



    Cake: What's wrong with my post count?
  • Reply 17 of 24
    dmzdmz Posts: 5,775member
    Women are cats.





    Men are dogs.
  • Reply 18 of 24
    cakecake Posts: 1,010member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by DMBand0026

    Cake: What's wrong with my post count?



    You are obviously not a gamer.

    1337 = leet, as in elite, in gamer speak.
  • Reply 19 of 24
    dmband0026dmband0026 Posts: 2,345member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by dmz

    Women are cats.





    Men are dogs.




    Now that just don't make sense. If you're gonna try to be sexist, try a little harder.
  • Reply 20 of 24
    randycat99randycat99 Posts: 1,919member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Cake

    Check out funnycats.wmv(2.7Mb).

    Funny stuff (sorry, no QT version that I know of).




    Wow! First time I ever downloaded a wmv that wasn't porno! I am told pussy does appear in this clip, however.



    I luv cats and dogs. I would get a cat as a pet for myself first, though. I like that they are low maintenance animals that don't need to be taken on a walk every day (works best for my lifestyle, at the moment). They can be just as affectionate, playful, and entertaining, however. They are so beautiful to look at, too. I can look at almost any part of them and be aghast at the beauty of nature that exists in cats.
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