So, what came out of YOUR penis today?

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  • Reply 41 of 59
    billybobskybillybobsky Posts: 1,914member
    STOP!



    DIE THREAD DIE.
  • Reply 42 of 59
    hassan i sabbahhassan i sabbah Posts: 3,987member
    This is a bad thread.
  • Reply 43 of 59
    carol acarol a Posts: 1,043member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Hassan i Sabbah

    This is a bad thread.



    Hassan and Billy -



    Well, you sillies, why do you keep reading it then????
  • Reply 44 of 59
    ghost_user_nameghost_user_name Posts: 22,667member
    Yesterday, about seventy five dollars worth of semen came out of my penis. I do love my job.
  • Reply 45 of 59
    carol acarol a Posts: 1,043member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by LoCash

    Yesterday, about seventy five dollars worth of semen came out of my penis. I do love my job.



    Hi LoCash -



    But if you were a student at the University of Calgary, you could get an all-expenses-paid, two-week trip to Australia for being a sperm donor!!!



    At least that was true a few months ago.



    A donor clinic in New South Wales was trying to drum up business, because Australian guys quit donating when a law was passed saying they couldn't be 'anonymous' donors anymore.



    I imagine that offer was discussed here on AO?
  • Reply 46 of 59
    stoostoo Posts: 1,490member
    Quote:

    Well, you sillies, why do you keep reading it then????



    Morbid fascination ?
  • Reply 47 of 59
    billybobskybillybobsky Posts: 1,914member
    i think its the peculiar art that is a worm emerging from a human body or visible beneath the surface of the eye. in other words i am regressing to a 5th grader state.



    needless to say -- those images in my head will never leave. i have no one but you all to blame. so for the love of all those who have not seen this thread can we put it to sleep? please???



    (whimpers in corner: the worms they gonna get you, they gonna get you some day some way. the worms they gonna get you).
  • Reply 48 of 59
    carol acarol a Posts: 1,043member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Anders

    Time travel may not be possible for presidents but a mod have omnipotent powers



    Yeah, yeah. That's what they 'all' say. haha



    Well, Anders, this thread is actually quite educational.



    Maybe people will have a little more caution wrt bodies of water (lakes, rivers) in third-world countries from now on.



    The fact that the thread is gross and disgusting (haha) helps drive home the lessons that need to be learned!!!



    Signed,



    Carol



    a frequent optimist



    ( 'frequent' is a step down from 'perpetual' )
  • Reply 49 of 59
    ghost_user_nameghost_user_name Posts: 22,667member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Carol A

    Hi LoCash -



    But if you were a student at the University of Calgary, you could get an all-expenses-paid, two-week trip to Australia for being a sperm donor!!!



    At least that was true a few months ago.



    A donor clinic in New South Wales was trying to drum up business, because Australian guys quit donating when a law was passed saying they couldn't be 'anonymous' donors anymore.



    I imagine that offer was discussed here on AO?



    Oh man, I'm going to Australia after I graduate in the spring
  • Reply 50 of 59
    discocowdiscocow Posts: 603member
    i want to die.





    find a happy place find a happy place find a happy place find a happy place find a happy place find a happy place find a happy place find a happy place find a happy place
  • Reply 51 of 59
    artman @_@artman @_@ Posts: 2,546member
    Artman @_@ saves the day:



    A homeless man told me this joke...



    What comes out when you have a hard-on?



    Wrinkles.



    Thank you, don't forget to tip the waitress and have a safe trip home...goodnight!



  • Reply 52 of 59
    hassan i sabbahhassan i sabbah Posts: 3,987member




    This is a lamb.
  • Reply 53 of 59
    andersanders Posts: 6,523member
    a horse







    a horse
  • Reply 54 of 59
    hassan i sabbahhassan i sabbah Posts: 3,987member
    And this is the woman who had one of these (the parasite known as taenia solium, a tapeworm that causes seizures, blindness and death when it dies in your cranium, where it deposits its larvae) from her brain.



    That tapeworm again:
  • Reply 55 of 59
    hassan i sabbahhassan i sabbah Posts: 3,987member
    This is a baby squirrel.



  • Reply 56 of 59
    artman @_@artman @_@ Posts: 2,546member




    This is a cock.



    See? We've gone full circle.



    Next?



  • Reply 57 of 59
    carol acarol a Posts: 1,043member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Anders

    a mod have omnipotent powers



    Velly intellesting.



    Tell me more !









    Joke (not 'really' off-topic ):





    Did you hear about the guy with five d**** ?









    His pants fit like a glove.













    Okay, I know it's stupid.





    but I couldn't resist....
  • Reply 58 of 59
    zodiaczodiac Posts: 138member
    :mspank:



    edit: oops! this was supposed to be a emoticon of a jacking+sperming monkey
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