I never have a pen when I need one. Definitely a pen....and maybe some candybars. And one of those mega-function remote-controls. That should just about do - oh wait, an iPod. Okay, that's just about all I can think of, oh, but....
Maybe some beef jerky to counteract the candybars. Sweet, salty, beery. mmmmmmmm, Beery, you were always my favorite Dwarf. Maybe a camera so I could take a picture of Sammy Davis Jr. if he pops up out of the ground, um, I mean, out of a "window".
well, let's see. if i had and wore a BuB, i'd probably carry what i most always carry. first, and foremost, i would require an ipod, so that all my batty adventures have a soundtrack. the next thing is a sell, incase i should need to call catwoman for "backup", or order a pizza or something. i won't need a gun, or other "conventional" weapon, since i'll be carrying my super kung fu skills. but i could use some of my typical anti-evil herbs (and by "anti-evil herbs", i mean "pot" and accessories). and since i have this BuB, it probably means i got it, somehow, away from bruce way..batman. so i'd probably have stolen wads and wads of his sweet crazy money from that rich mofo. i would be sure to guarantee one of the belt compartments be holding benjamins, lest my anti-evil devices should run on low supply, while i'm in the wild. oo, and since this belt has an allure of misteri to it, i'll be sure to carry smoke bombs. those are always fun, particularly at mundane places. like, i'd go to the bank, deposit a check, throw down a smokey, and then i'd be gone in a cloud of mistery.
An iPod, a flask of whiskey, two knives; a butterfly and a switchblade, a package of Twizzlers, a cell phone, a couple condoms, a pen (I always seem to need a pen, if I had a bat-utility-belt I might as well keep a pen in there) and I'm guessing I'd need deodorant if I were going on crazy adventures and stuff.
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Beer
iPod
Credit Card
that should get me out of just about anything.
oh, gun maybe
(sorry i forgot the exact name of it)
And some bat utilities. Some allen keys, for tightening bats, some bat lubricant, for lubricating bats. Maybe a spare bat.
That sort of thing.
Originally posted by Aquafire
BATteries.
hehe
where'd you get that
LLLLLLotion?
Very realistic looking tool belt there. Batman originally had a .45 caliber pistol in the first issue.
Me? I would definitely need condoms.
How about turn signals like Bart had on HIS utility belt? And a "Send Help" parachute message? I want those on my belt too.