Kids these days...

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  • Reply 21 of 91
    lucaluca Posts: 3,833member
    Why are you such an asshole, M-tosh? That wasn't funny... it reflected poorly on you. Damn it you must be pretty gay (or perverted, or both) to be taking so much pleasure in watching boys grab their balls.
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  • Reply 22 of 91
    formerlurkerformerlurker Posts: 2,686member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Messiahtosh

    I dont see why they would. [/B]



    Of course you don't!

    But that's cool - if you did, it wouldn't be nearly as amusing.
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  • Reply 23 of 91
    argentoargento Posts: 483member
    I can here the clink of a lock somewhere in the distance
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  • Reply 24 of 91
    Now grab your penis! Yes. Awww... Come on do it! Yay! Now grab your brother's penis. Awww... Come on, nobody will see this.... Yeah, just... yeah.... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Now, ohhhhhh god, now rub... rub him..... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Oh thank you sweet jesus... Ahhh... Oh god.... I love you guys...
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  • Reply 25 of 91
    powerdocpowerdoc Posts: 8,123member
    There is 2 efficient instruments to control people : a gun and a camcorder.



    Who to blame, the people who is controlled, or the people behind the instrument ?
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  • Reply 26 of 91
    eugeneeugene Posts: 8,254member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Argento

    I can here the clink of a lock somewhere in the distance



    That's the sound of the clapper slate beckoning Messiahtosh to join the ranks of Coppola, Spielberg, Hitchcock...



    Another masterpiece.
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  • Reply 27 of 91
    splinemodelsplinemodel Posts: 7,311member
    The video is pretty boring, but lay off.



    Big deal, he posted a somewhat stupid video online. Why is it always like the f-ing UN around here. . . . . Then there's the holier-than-thou reaction from ShawnJ. Good for you. Go eat tofu.



    If Jon's responsible for bans, Messiahtosh, I don't think you have anything to worry about.



    This video, more than anything, reminds me how boring spring break was my freshman year. You're 18. You have no wheels. You can't buy beer. None of your friends are on spring break at the same time you are.
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  • Reply 28 of 91
    jubelumjubelum Posts: 4,490member
    I have one thing for this thread:



    Barn of the Blood Llama



    I think M'tosh may get the "On Fire" label away from DMBand soon.

    I would go with Nomex, my friend. That stuff simply will not burn.

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  • Reply 29 of 91
    jubelumjubelum Posts: 4,490member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Argento

    I can here the clink of a lock somewhere in the distance



    That is from the Llama...
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  • Reply 30 of 91
    johnqjohnq Posts: 2,763member
    Messiahtosh,



    You have over 100 hits because we clicked not knowing what the joke was about thanks to you not describing it.



    Hits doesn't equate to endorsement.



    That you say you have his permission is irrelevant, since he is a minor and his parents or guardians are the the custodians of what is good or bad for him to do.



    Unless you have their permission, prepare for being sued by them, exactly as Star Wars Kid sued the parents and school involved in that situation.



    That the kid argreed merely means he wants to be popular with you guys and doesn't mean he isn't really hurt by it.



    No matter what his feelings though, his parents are the only ones that have the right to say if its ok to post that, until he's 18.



    Here's Chris DiEugenio vocabulary, mostly pertaining to balls, incestual oral sex, gaybashing, womenbashing etc as can be seen in his entries:

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/autho...hris+DiEugenio



    I'll be keeping a lookout for the following in my neighborhood, that's for sure...



    Blue Pontiac Vibe: Pennsylvania DDK-0683
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  • Reply 31 of 91
    johnqjohnq Posts: 2,763member
    In Chris's Urban Dictionary post he alleges that (and I'm quoting!) "Marshall B---- and his father went to a local baseball field and the father gave Marshall a blow job on the pitchers mound, late at night."



    A cursory Google search reveals a Marshall B---- in grade 12 in 2003 in State College Area High School in State College - Pennsylvania



    Messiahtosh/Chris, on that site, is suggesting and propagating serious allegation and in flippant abusive and likely libelous manner (if false) and criminal (if true) by not reporting the incident. How old was he when this allegedly happened? Your Urban post was submitted May 31, 2003. He would be what, 17 or 18?



    Which is it Chris? Libel? Or do you know it did happened and aren't telling the cops and merely spreading it around as a sick perverse joke? Or did you "get permission" from the B---- family to use their name as a definition for incenstual oral sex?



    This is what happens when you f*** around.
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  • Reply 32 of 91
    jubelumjubelum Posts: 4,490member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by johnq

    I'll be keeping a lookout for the following in my neighborhood, that's for sure... Blue Pontiac Vibe: Pennsylvania DDK-0683



    Wow. That is totally jacked up. Amazing what PublicData.com can do in a few seconds. It is indeed a Brave New World.



    Does anyone have a number for a shrink in the Penn State area? I think one might be necessary in the near future. Wrath man, wrath. Tough Crowd with Chris DiEugenio, next week on Comedy Central. With live blowtorch torture, it sounds like.



    Bummer. Guess that video was just the wrong thing to post.
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  • Reply 33 of 91
    johnqjohnq Posts: 2,763member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Jubelum

    Wow. That is totally jacked up. Amazing what PublicData.com can do in a few seconds. It is indeed a Brave New World.



    He posted his own pictures of the car and didn't blur the plates out
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  • Reply 34 of 91
    jubelumjubelum Posts: 4,490member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by johnq

    He posted his own pictures of the car and didn't blur the plates out



    Oh, in that case, _________ 'em.

    Those who want privacy have to demand it.



    "This show's goin public"







    Quote from the soon-to-be-classic... "So... why don't you dance for me"

    Sorry Chris, you asked for it, dude.



    I think the total count thus far is...



    3 people

    23 people

    17 people

    9 people

    6 people

    only one... and
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  • Reply 35 of 91
    johnqjohnq Posts: 2,763member
    Re: Marshall B----



    I just realized it's not either/or.



    Even if it did happen it's still libelous.



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  • Reply 36 of 91
    johnqjohnq Posts: 2,763member
    Oh, wait, I'm old and clueless and have no sense of humor, I forgot.
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  • Reply 37 of 91
    lucaluca Posts: 3,833member
    M-tosh is exhibiting classic signs of the "Evil Clown".



    Quote:

    Evil Clown is very quick with a joke, but his jests always have a barb. He has little patience for in-depth discussions and will often disrupt exchanges between serious forum participants by introducing irrelevant topics, fatuous quips, and offhand comments. His greatest thrill is to taunt and humiliate weaker or more plodding Warriors with his snappy ripostes. When a strong Warrior finally corners him Evil Clown will attempt to escape by accusing his attacker of having no sense of humor.



    Emphasis mine.
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  • Reply 38 of 91
    jubelumjubelum Posts: 4,490member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Luca Rescigno

    M-tosh is exhibiting classic signs of the "Evil Clown".



    That is a GREAT site. Thanks for posting it!
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  • Reply 39 of 91
    lucaluca Posts: 3,833member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Jubelum

    That is a GREAT site. Thanks for posting it!



    More discussion here.
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  • Reply 40 of 91
    cosmonutcosmonut Posts: 4,872member
    [list=1][*]Messiatosh, your video is not nearly of the caliber and humor that the Star Wars kid's was.[*]As has been pointed out, it doesn't make a lick of difference if you have the kid's permission. You'd better hope the parents never see it.[*]You'd better watch out for your reputation. Making a minor dance for you and grab his crotch isn't funny and you could EASILY be labelled as a sicko. Do you want to potentially damage your reputation for the rest of your life?[*]You're opening yourself up to legal action from the kid's parents and/or Aha's copyright holders for use of "Take On Me."[/list=1]
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