I can't believe there is so much talk of suing for the dancing 'heavy' kid and libel action for the calling someone-and-his-dad gay lovers. I mean both might have been rude/inappropriate/hurtful, but NO-one in the UK (I think) would have thought of litigation as the first option.
More likely there would have been one set of parents talking to another set of parents, a punishment would have been chosen (cue severe bollocking, grounding, stopping of allowance, confiscating of car... or whatever) and the removing of offending literature audio/visuals... and that would have been that. Lawyers, courts, money... why?
Usually considered the act of having a father-son Blow Job or a "B.J." The word originates from a time when the City of Barto and his father went to a local baseball field and the father gave the City of Barto a blow job on the pitchers mound, late at night. Also meaning extremely low life, hick, gay, and even impotent.
Ex: He gave his son a City of Barto.
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Yuh. Right.
Wow, you were there, man, so close to taking the high road and owning up and doing the right thing. But you just couldn't.
Well, this "fat" "asshole", as you say, is more than happy to go around as much as you want. It will bore the rest here no doubt. But I'd far rather you slither off quietly and lurk for a while and come back posting normal stuff and we can all move on.
To the mods, please read this thread through so you don't misinterpret anything. Kudos for letting it evolve. It's been enlightening. Sad, but enlightening. And cheers to the fellow posters that "get it".
Actually, where I am from, a Barto refers to a particular species of alien from the planet Zornox. Incestuous BJs are a form of family bonding on that planet. No offense, really. Yea... that's it..
Doing a cursory search on www.whitepages.com There are over 43 M.Barto's in PA.
And only one Marshall Barto, the person you specifically named. One call to the State College Area High School's Principal's office would do the trick. They'd be interested in knowing if one of their students was allegedly sexually abused by their father. And the father would like to know he's being slandered (if it's not true) I suspect.
The problem you have is with me, which is what I find funny. You could care less about Marshall Barto or that dancing bear, you just want to pick apart anything I say that is in defense of my actions. But, do I care? And the question is, why do you?
Shouldn't that be "City of Barto"?
Hm...
[x] Makes fun of fat kid
[x] Lies to kid about not putting video on Net
[x] Endorses mocking the kid and making him grab his nuts on film
[x] Takes someone's family name and makes it synonymous with incestual oral sex.
[x] Impugns a father's reputation for laughs
[x] Doesn't report molestation (if true)
[x] Retorts with implying I'm fat, retarded and an asshole
[x] Makes fun of fat kid--Did I? It was his actions.
[x] Lies to kid about not putting video on Net-True.
[x] Endorses mocking the kid and making him grab his nuts on film-I didnt ask him to do so, someone suggested it, then I laughed and said to do it again, because it was funny.
[x] Takes someone's family name and makes it synonymous with incestual oral sex.-It is urbandictionary.com it isnt websters. You sought that out just to invalidate me.
[x] Impugns a father's reputation for laughs-I'm sure the City Of Barto's co-workers read urbandictionary.com
[x] Retorts with implying I'm fat, retarded and an asshole-You said you are fat, you werebeing stupid, and you were an asshole to post my name in that definition just to make a point.
Are you my mother? You seem to care a lot about your reputation too. Context is also no reason to post my name in that HORRENDOUSLY EVIL definition I made up. You are just as bad man, I see my actions as bad...do you get it that it is satire and I know the implications of my actions. Back off man, go for a run.
I'm not your mother, that's obvious. If I were you'd be deep-throating a jumbo size bar of Ivory Soap for a month.
So amusing that when it's your family name in the definition that it's an outrage. Sweet, delicious irony.
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More likely there would have been one set of parents talking to another set of parents, a punishment would have been chosen (cue severe bollocking, grounding, stopping of allowance, confiscating of car... or whatever) and the removing of offending literature audio/visuals... and that would have been that. Lawyers, courts, money... why?
(/culture shock)
Edited solely for my own sake.
Better?
SonOfSylvanus, it's our system. UK has it's own system. Thailand has it's own. Saudi Arabia too. When in Rome, do as Romans.
Here, we sue.
You're saying you meant:
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City of Barto
Usually considered the act of having a father-son Blow Job or a "B.J." The word originates from a time when the City of Barto and his father went to a local baseball field and the father gave the City of Barto a blow job on the pitchers mound, late at night. Also meaning extremely low life, hick, gay, and even impotent.
Ex: He gave his son a City of Barto.
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Yuh. Right.
Wow, you were there, man, so close to taking the high road and owning up and doing the right thing. But you just couldn't.
Well, this "fat" "asshole", as you say, is more than happy to go around as much as you want. It will bore the rest here no doubt. But I'd far rather you slither off quietly and lurk for a while and come back posting normal stuff and we can all move on.
To the mods, please read this thread through so you don't misinterpret anything. Kudos for letting it evolve. It's been enlightening. Sad, but enlightening. And cheers to the fellow posters that "get it".
Originally posted by johnq
Yuh. Right.
Actually, where I am from, a Barto refers to a particular species of alien from the planet Zornox. Incestuous BJs are a form of family bonding on that planet. No offense, really. Yea... that's it..
He... was... so... close... then um.... "blew it"
8)
Originally posted by Messiahtosh
John Q now is able to interpret my inside jokes, amazing. As dumb as I am making myself sound, you are appearing equally retarded.
"Fat retarded asshole" now is it?
Nice.
Classy.
I'm selling Kerosene by the gallon. Surely we're all going to need a refill soon?
Originally posted by Messiahtosh
Doing a cursory search on www.whitepages.com There are over 43 M.Barto's in PA.
And only one Marshall Barto, the person you specifically named. One call to the State College Area High School's Principal's office would do the trick. They'd be interested in knowing if one of their students was allegedly sexually abused by their father. And the father would like to know he's being slandered (if it's not true) I suspect.
But it was all a joke you say.
Ha. Ha.
Originally posted by Messiahtosh
Is he still a student at the high school? Do you really think he was sexually abused?
Who knows?
All we are going on is:
1. You naming him specifically
2. You suggesting that his father molested him
3. A teen by that name is in Pennsylvania
4. You too are in Pennsylvania as your car license shows
5. You've already admitted to making that post several times
Close enough for government work.
Either A. it happened and you are making light of it and not reporting it or B. it didn't happen and you are impugning two people's reputations.
Funny, considering how you are so concerned about your own reputation here at AI yet you care not a whit about those two people.
Originally posted by Messiahtosh
The problem you have is with me, which is what I find funny. You could care less about Marshall Barto or that dancing bear, you just want to pick apart anything I say that is in defense of my actions. But, do I care? And the question is, why do you?
Shouldn't that be "City of Barto"?
Hm...
[x] Makes fun of fat kid
[x] Lies to kid about not putting video on Net
[x] Endorses mocking the kid and making him grab his nuts on film
[x] Takes someone's family name and makes it synonymous with incestual oral sex.
[x] Impugns a father's reputation for laughs
[x] Doesn't report molestation (if true)
[x] Retorts with implying I'm fat, retarded and an asshole
And you say I have a problem with you?
I care because you don't care.
[x] Lies to kid about not putting video on Net-True.
[x] Endorses mocking the kid and making him grab his nuts on film-I didnt ask him to do so, someone suggested it, then I laughed and said to do it again, because it was funny.
[x] Takes someone's family name and makes it synonymous with incestual oral sex.-It is urbandictionary.com it isnt websters. You sought that out just to invalidate me.
[x] Impugns a father's reputation for laughs-I'm sure the City Of Barto's co-workers read urbandictionary.com
[x] Doesn't report molestation (if true)-It isnt true, smart guy.
[x] Retorts with implying I'm fat, retarded and an asshole-You said you are fat, you werebeing stupid, and you were an asshole to post my name in that definition just to make a point.
Originally posted by Messiahtosh
Are you my mother? You seem to care a lot about your reputation too. Context is also no reason to post my name in that HORRENDOUSLY EVIL definition I made up. You are just as bad man, I see my actions as bad...do you get it that it is satire and I know the implications of my actions. Back off man, go for a run.
I'm not your mother, that's obvious. If I were you'd be deep-throating a jumbo size bar of Ivory Soap for a month.
So amusing that when it's your family name in the definition that it's an outrage. Sweet, delicious irony.
Run? Nah man.
Originally posted by johnq
I'm not your mother, that's obvious. I were you'd be deep-throating a jumbo size bar of Ivory Soap for a month.
So amusing that when it's your family name in the definition that it's an outrage. Sweet, delicious irony.
Run? Nah man.
I think I could get to like you, that was hillarious.