Haha, what is a good universal meal that everyone likes? Just in case we have to go somewhere for dinner, I dont think the Outback Steakhouse is the best idea.
Haha, what is a good universal meal that everyone likes? Just in case we have to go somewhere for dinner, I dont think the Outback Steakhouse is the best idea.
Forget the minigolf, the movie or the bowling and spend all that money on the restaurant instead. Go to the most ridiculously expensive restaurant you can possibly afford. If you eat somewhere good it's not a question of 'does she like chicken or steak?' because there will definitely be something delicious on the menu.
Never buy the second cheapest wine on the list when you're on a date. But buy a bottle of wine you must, because, Messiahtosh, you are going to drunk, both of you. This is essential. It's a lot of fun and if you do it in class, surrounded by classy folks, and eating the nicest food can you possibly afford, it ain't seedy, not ever.
You can't possibly fail with good food and alcohol. Trust. It doesn't matter if the evening ends early.
TIPS. I know I don't need to tell you this but be nice- don't try and get her pants, try and have a laugh with a friend. If you don't treat this a romantic date you'll be less nervous, more worldly-lookin' and you'll have more fun. Fun is the key. Say goodnight. Ring her the next day just to say hi.
If, however, a spark is ignited during this dinner and it is undeniable and your life is clearly about to change then all rules go out the window anyway, so do what you must and what you will. It happens.
Fair enough. Eat somewhere groovy where the food is good and doesn't cost the earth. I was sort of kidding, sort of not. The booze isn't the most important thing. Stars are more important than booze.
if you go to a restaurant where you have to look decent to get inside... as long as you act the part and pay (and have a good fake ID/story why you don't need ID-lost your wallet, all you have is cash)... you can get whatever you want
You are not funny, and it is not meant as a joke as can be plainly seen. You are just trying to provoke me. She is a senior in high school, 18 years old. Probably a lot hotter than anything you could get, especially with your small penis. Wait, thats a joke. Or is it justified arrogance?
Ummm yah.. I going to go ahead and ask you to take this thread down a notch... right... so if you could just do that... that would be great... thanks. *sips coffee* *pets newly acquired red stapler*
You are not funny, and it is not meant as a joke as can be plainly seen. You are just trying to provoke me. She is a senior in high school, 18 years old. Probably a lot hotter than anything you could get, especially with your small penis. Wait, thats a joke. Or is it justified arrogance?
he already gave you fodder, just tell him that he's really going to party with 12 and 02 year olds.
She doesn't like meat . . . and you're a republican
it is doomed from the beginning!!
Better see the light quick!
Go out to a funky vegetarian restauraunt . . . order something with tempeh (she'll be impressed) . . . but make sure it is spiced and well cooked . . quickly learn about non-meat diets (Chicken is considered a red-meat by many people) and the benefits
It would be a good thing anyway . . . vegetarian food knowledge is good stuff and even if you eat some meat it will help you be discriminating while shopping in the future . . . .
Go to dinner and then GO ROLLER SKATING!! . . . . (or the other way around)
I kid you NOT!!
sounds stupid . . . AND IT IS!!
N that's why its great . .
but it is probably also unusual and it would be fun and a definite ICE-BREAKER . . . especially when you fall down all cute-like.
THEN go to a funky cafe, you know the kind, with poets in black sweaters sitting in the corner working on their masterpieces . . . best place to talk . . . and it would be fun AFTER roller skating
DON"T go sit on a mountain top and expect to make-out . . . not on the first date . . . take it slow if you want it to be something that matters to you!!
Long walks are always good too . . . as long as its not dark and scary.
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Originally posted by BR
Impress her by demonstrating your immense honor through performing japanese ritual suicide.
made me laugh out loud while surfing the internet.
Originally posted by Messiahtosh
Haha, what is a good universal meal that everyone likes? Just in case we have to go somewhere for dinner, I dont think the Outback Steakhouse is the best idea.
Chicken...
Forget the minigolf, the movie or the bowling and spend all that money on the restaurant instead. Go to the most ridiculously expensive restaurant you can possibly afford. If you eat somewhere good it's not a question of 'does she like chicken or steak?' because there will definitely be something delicious on the menu.
Never buy the second cheapest wine on the list when you're on a date. But buy a bottle of wine you must, because, Messiahtosh, you are going to drunk, both of you. This is essential. It's a lot of fun and if you do it in class, surrounded by classy folks, and eating the nicest food can you possibly afford, it ain't seedy, not ever.
You can't possibly fail with good food and alcohol. Trust. It doesn't matter if the evening ends early.
TIPS. I know I don't need to tell you this but be nice- don't try and get her pants, try and have a laugh with a friend. If you don't treat this a romantic date you'll be less nervous, more worldly-lookin' and you'll have more fun. Fun is the key. Say goodnight. Ring her the next day just to say hi.
If, however, a spark is ignited during this dinner and it is undeniable and your life is clearly about to change then all rules go out the window anyway, so do what you must and what you will. It happens.
Failing that, try Rohypnol.
Always worked for me.
Originally posted by Messiahtosh
I am only 18.
Fair enough. Eat somewhere groovy where the food is good and doesn't cost the earth. I was sort of kidding, sort of not. The booze isn't the most important thing. Stars are more important than booze.
Disregard everything I say from now on.
Originally posted by Messiahtosh
I am only 18.
what, you think that matters?
if you go to a restaurant where you have to look decent to get inside... as long as you act the part and pay (and have a good fake ID/story why you don't need ID-lost your wallet, all you have is cash)... you can get whatever you want
Originally posted by Hassan i Sabbah
BR, this:
made me laugh out loud while surfing the internet.
I'm glad I could return the favor.
Originally posted by \\/\\/ickes
And your parents would care if they knew you were drinking? You are 18... it's not like you are 12.
No, but the girl is.
Originally posted by BR
No, but the girl is.
You're a ****ing asshole.
Originally posted by Messiahtosh
You're a ****ing asshole.
It's called a joke. Any accidental revelation of truth is not my responsibility.
I suggest buying her an EZ-bake oven. That will seal the deal.
I'm off to San Diego for a few days to party with other 20 and 21 year-olds. Have fun.
PS: If she asks you to come in for show and tell you might want to feign sickness.
Originally posted by Messiahtosh
You are not funny, and it is not meant as a joke as can be plainly seen. You are just trying to provoke me. She is a senior in high school, 18 years old. Probably a lot hotter than anything you could get, especially with your small penis. Wait, thats a joke. Or is it justified arrogance?
he already gave you fodder, just tell him that he's really going to party with 12 and 02 year olds.
duh.
Originally posted by Wrong Robot
he already gave you fodder, just tell him that he's really going to party with 12 and 02 year olds.
duh.
That would require wit.
it is doomed from the beginning!!
Better see the light quick!
Go out to a funky vegetarian restauraunt . . . order something with tempeh (she'll be impressed) . . . but make sure it is spiced and well cooked . . quickly learn about non-meat diets (Chicken is considered a red-meat by many people) and the benefits
It would be a good thing anyway . . . vegetarian food knowledge is good stuff and even if you eat some meat it will help you be discriminating while shopping in the future . . . .
Go to dinner and then GO ROLLER SKATING!! . . . . (or the other way around)
I kid you NOT!!
sounds stupid . . . AND IT IS!!
N that's why its great . .
but it is probably also unusual and it would be fun and a definite ICE-BREAKER . . . especially when you fall down all cute-like.
THEN go to a funky cafe, you know the kind, with poets in black sweaters sitting in the corner working on their masterpieces . . . best place to talk . . . and it would be fun AFTER roller skating
DON"T go sit on a mountain top and expect to make-out . . . not on the first date . . . take it slow if you want it to be something that matters to you!!
Long walks are always good too . . . as long as its not dark and scary.
Bad idea . . . nothing social about it.