The Bicycle Thieves Part Deux
A year and a half ago I had my beautiful bicycle stolen. A Cannondale hybrid with Magura hydraulic brakes, a Syncros stem, a race saddle and Shimano downhill pedals. I was sad. I bought it back three days later from the bastard who stole it for £150. A bargain.
Tonight it was stolen again and I don't think I'm going to get it back. They sawed through an iron railing to get it while I was at Sadler's Wells theatre watching some a wicked dance show.
Join me, please, in wishing the fuckers bad things. Together we can make them suffer.
Tonight it was stolen again and I don't think I'm going to get it back. They sawed through an iron railing to get it while I was at Sadler's Wells theatre watching some a wicked dance show.
Join me, please, in wishing the fuckers bad things. Together we can make them suffer.
Comments
Originally posted by Hassan i Sabbah
I bought it back three days later from the bastard who stole it for £150. A bargain
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Sorry to hear the stunt didn't end in tragedy for the bicycle thief of this millennium. What a bastard.
Oh fucking shit, yes we do.
Yeah, that 'Steal Me!' decal isn't a winner.
'Fuck.'
Steal man's bike in the old west, and they'd string you up from the nearest telephone poll.
no no no, that's a rope carrying permit you'd need for that.
man, get your facts straights.
Originally posted by Hassan i Sabbah
It's great now there's no censorsing, isn't it?
'Fuck.'
What now? When did this happen?!! And who's the motherfucking fuckwad that failed to notify my fucking ass?
i have however seen bikes torn apart by thieves not smart enough to cut through a cheap lock...
hassan,
how did you find the guy who stole it last time?
I suspect i will never see it....
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Originally posted by billybobsky
i have never had a bike stolen... but then again, i don't live close enough to my lab to bike in...
i have however seen bikes torn apart by thieves not smart enough to cut through a cheap lock...
hassan,
how did you find the guy who stole it last time?
Oh you missed that saga. It was great.
here's the thread from back then.
We were all happy.
Now we're all sad.
That sucks dude. Hope you find it intact.
You don't even need to lock it, because it's not worth the trouble for a thief to sell it, and anyone who decides to ride it away will fly over the handle bars within 30m of the place where he steals it.
Heh heh. It great when you come back, find the bike a somewhere other than you left it, but nearby, and a little bit of blood on the sidewalk. Fixed gears rule.
For those of you who have shitty bikes that are easy to steal, the pedals of a fixed gear bike ALWAYS move unless it's dead still. There's no sprocket in there, or whatever it's called, to keep the pedals still when you're coasting. Heh heh.
Poor Hassan! I mean, wtf? You really should?ve removed that ?Steal Me!? sticker. It's just too good of a deal when they see that to pass it up, you know?
You have a habit of getting your bike stolen, don?t you? You just only tell us the occasional story, because if you?d tell all stories, you?d be the murbot of bikes.
Well, I hope that sucker gets what he deserves, and you get that bloody insurance for your next bike.
The curse of it is that I never saw another bike like that one: it wasn't like those black Cannondale Bad Boys that you see all over the place. It was silver, sleek and beautifully minimal. Really nice geometry. I'd adjusted every damn screw on it. Changed the crank, the pedals, kept it clean and greasy.
It was fast. Even though it was a four-year-old model people still used to comment on it at the traffic lights.
Fuck.
I guess it's only an object. I'll just have to make some money and buy a better one.
Anyway. I must go because I have meeting in town and I have to GO AND CATCH THE BUS.