The Bicycle Thieves Part Deux

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  • Reply 21 of 32
    defiantdefiant Posts: 4,876member
    It's just an object, like you said. Shed some tears, then carry on. AFAIK, bicycling has become much better and safer in London in the last few years, hasn't it?



    You can buy my recumbent if you want
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  • Reply 22 of 32
    haraldharald Posts: 2,152member
    Don't know how many times I have to say it.



    No matter how many loops you use, string is NO DETERRENT to a concerted bicycle thief.
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  • Reply 23 of 32
    marcukmarcuk Posts: 4,442member
    A good thing to do to your bike when you leave it, incase someone nicks it, is to unclip the wire on the front brake, but for gods sake dont forget to put it back when you get back on. You can be sure the bastard will ride off at max speed and hit the bus at the intersection.
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  • Reply 24 of 32
    drewpropsdrewprops Posts: 2,321member
    Oh crap.



    I remember that thread and my stomach lurched sideways when I saw this thread's title. That really, really stinks Hassan.... have you considered going down to that same area again to look for the bike?



    Did you go back and engrave your contact info (number, email address, etc) all over it after you got it back last time? Would make it a lot harder to pass off to honest people without them asking questions. A friend of mine writes "Stolen from" followed by his name on things he uses as work so he can find them easily if they're accidentally borrowed from his desk. That might not be a bad idea to try with your NEXT bike. To heck with the looks of the thing, making it hard to resell would be worth the disfigurement.



    If you go back down to that dodgy area again I would take about five of my biggest friends with me.



    Couldn't hurt.
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  • Reply 25 of 32
    haraldharald Posts: 2,152member
    My bike WASN'T stolen last night.



    Which is *incredible* because it was parked in London's Shoreditch in a place where gangs of angle-grinder-wielding pikey smackheads roam the alleys, evaporating defenceless bikes like a corrosive miasma.



    I am STUNNED that it is still there.



    There is a God (but creationism is cobblers).
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  • Reply 26 of 32
    talksense101talksense101 Posts: 1,738member
    I hate thieves. I hate sadists who blame society for their incompetence and go a vendata to antagonise everyone.



    At times like these, I really support medivial punishment for thieves -- Chop the hands off.
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  • Reply 27 of 32
    123123 Posts: 278member
    You go to a dance show with a bike like that? Magura, race saddle, downhill pedals...



    Recently, my rear wheel was stolen, I was in a hurry and didn't lock it properly, I deserved it too.
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  • Reply 28 of 32
    spcmsspcms Posts: 407member
    I live in a "student-city", 30.000 locals + 30.000 students, and xcept for public transport the entire city centre is traffic-free or at least low on traffic. Also the different aulas are scattered around town and by consequence bikes are the preferred means of transport. Lemme tell you, it's a national sport to steal bikes around here. Admittably most aren't even worth the trouble of stealing, but it's just a convenience thing: damn i need a bike, isn't there an unlocked one around? Or (even more frequently): damn, they stole my bike, lemme steal another one back. Police tries to solve it and has started registering bikes but so far that hasn't helped a lot. It's a fun game though, so i don't mind
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  • Reply 29 of 32
    burningwheelburningwheel Posts: 1,827member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Hassan i Sabbah

    A year and a half ago I had my beautiful bicycle stolen. A Cannondale hybrid with Magura hydraulic brakes, a Syncros stem, a race saddle and Shimano downhill pedals. I was sad. I bought it back three days later from the bastard who stole it for £150. A bargain.





    why would you do that instead of calling the ploiceon the guy
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  • Reply 30 of 32
    carol acarol a Posts: 1,043member
    I think thieves are the lowest form of pond scum.



    When people rob banks, isn't there some kind of dye planted in the packs of money that explodes all over the robber?



    Why not get something like that for expensive bikes - maybe an explosive-spray, motion-sensitive cartridge that stings their skin, burns their eyes (no permanent damage), makes them cough uncontrollably, and incapacitates them for ten minutes?
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  • Reply 31 of 32
    123123 Posts: 278member
    This is what happened to a friend of mine, he had a new quite expensive bike:



    Two young guys approached him, asked some questions about his bike and seemed to be deeply impressed. After talking to them for a couple of minutes he started to show them some tricks, jumped from benches and stuff like that. One of them asked if he could try it for a second. My friend agreed, the guy took the bike and drove off. Then, the other guy asked for 100 Swiss Francs ($70, took place in Zuerich). Also, he asked for my friend's cell phone to call his friend to bring the bike back. My friend thought that he or the Police can track them down once he has the thief's number stored in his phone, also he desperately wanted his bike back, so he played along. He gave him the money he had with him (was a bit less than they wanted) and the phone. However, the other guy ran off with the phone and the money and my friend was unable to catch him.



    (later, the police was able to catch them but they had already sold the bike and no money left)
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  • Reply 32 of 32
    Hassan man, i feel your pain. Awful. I too hate thieves, though i have to admit to being morally suspect on that front myself when I was an unhappy 10 year old. I will think bad thoughts and send them down the road to the evil-doers.
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