A few nights ago I had a very vivid and disturbing dream that involved me chopping my grandparents up into pieces and tossing them in the forest behind my house. I then proceeded to live in their house and pay the bills. I also sold their cars. It was really creepy.
A few nights ago I had a very vivid and disturbing dream that involved me chopping my grandparents up into pieces and tossing them in the forest behind my house. I then proceeded to live in their house and pay the bills. I also sold their cars. It was really creepy.
Maybe you should call your grandparents just to make sure it was a dream.
I thought it was traditional to move off topic after the first few pages. 8)
No. Those moves are only permissable if the poster references abortion, stem-cell research, the evils of Bill Clinton, the evils of George Bush, or grammar.
No. Those moves are only permissable if the poster references abortion, stem-cell research, the evils of Bill Clinton, the evils of George Bush, or grammar.
I had a dream last night where I had magic powers, I could point at things and command stuff like "fix yourself" or "move over there."
I spent the dream rearranging furniture in a room for some reason with my magic powers.... Talk about weird!
For some reason, when I dream I'm always around 10-12 years old, never my actual age. Usually my dreams revolve around playing with my little brother and stuff relating to it, or getting annoyed by my brother because we have to run errands, or a nightmare where my brother and I would be in a creepy dark place trying to find our way out.
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Originally posted by maimezvous
A few nights ago I had a very vivid and disturbing dream that involved me chopping my grandparents up into pieces and tossing them in the forest behind my house. I then proceeded to live in their house and pay the bills. I also sold their cars. It was really creepy.
Maybe you should call your grandparents just to make sure it was a dream.
Originally posted by midwinter
Maybe you should call your grandparents just to make sure it was a dream.
Well, what made it so much more disturbing than anything else is that I live with my grandparents.
Originally posted by maimezvous
Well, what made it so much more disturbing than anything else is that I live with my grandparents.
Um. Have you checked to make sure you weren't sleep-killing?
Originally posted by Placebo
My dream is to end poverty. Or cure AIDS, forget which my agent announced for me.
Mine are:
1. Become Emperor of Mars, change name to "Ming the Merciless".
2. Build space elevator
3. Screw cloned Marylin Monroe
in whichever order works out the best.
Then you become emperor Ming the Merciless of Mars.
Then you get to screw a clone of Marilyn Monroe...
Originally posted by midwinter
Um. Guys? Check the thread title again.
I thought it was traditional to move off topic after the first few pages. 8)
Originally posted by e1618978
I thought it was traditional to move off topic after the first few pages. 8)
No. Those moves are only permissable if the poster references abortion, stem-cell research, the evils of Bill Clinton, the evils of George Bush, or grammar.
Originally posted by midwinter
No. Those moves are only permissable if the poster references abortion, stem-cell research, the evils of Bill Clinton, the evils of George Bush, or grammar.
I believe you have an extra comma in there, sir.
Originally posted by hardeeharhar
I believe you have an extra comma in there, sir.
OK, NOW we we are properly off-topic.
Originally posted by Placebo
My dream is to end poverty. Or cure AIDS, forget which my agent announced for me.
That IS a weird dream.
Originally posted by hardeeharhar
I believe you have an extra comma in there, sir.
Actually, that comma's grammatically correct. While often omitted, it's supposed to be there
I spent the dream rearranging furniture in a room for some reason with my magic powers.... Talk about weird!
For some reason, when I dream I'm always around 10-12 years old, never my actual age. Usually my dreams revolve around playing with my little brother and stuff relating to it, or getting annoyed by my brother because we have to run errands, or a nightmare where my brother and I would be in a creepy dark place trying to find our way out.
It's really strange...
Originally posted by hardeeharhar
I believe you have an extra comma in there, sir.
Jesus christ, that's the single thing from elementary school grammar that I retained and you just shat all over it.
Originally posted by Placebo
Jesus christ, that's the single thing from elementary school grammar that I retained and you just shat all over it.
You are far far closer to elementary school than I... so don't worry about it...