So how does your school do science? I had Biology freshman year, and then Chemistry 1 sophomore year. After that I could have taken Physics, but I choose to do AP Biology instead. This year, I didn't need a science, but a lot of friends were taking AP Chemistry so I followed suit.
I took Physics freshman, Biology sophomore, and now Honors Chemistry because I got a 99 on the Biology final.
I personally love the show, even if it's scary as hell it's truly incredible stuff in terms of pure hilarity when viewed by people outside of its target audience.
A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, so he looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch member, 3 pound left testicle,3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown.
The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?"
In a weak voice the little guy asks, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"
The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me.
I'm 7 feet tall. I weigh 350 pounds. I have a 20 inch private. My left testicle weighs 3 pounds. My right testicle weighs 3 pounds.
And my name is Turner Brown."
The small guy says, "Turner Brown!... Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, Turn Around"
A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, so he looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch member, 3 pound left testicle,3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown.
The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?"
In a weak voice the little guy asks, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"
The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me.
I'm 7 feet tall. I weigh 350 pounds. I have a 20 inch private. My left testicle weighs 3 pounds. My right testicle weighs 3 pounds.
And my name is Turner Brown."
The small guy says, "Turner Brown!... Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, Turn Around"
Here are some Chuck Norris jokes, cuz I like them...
The Chuck Norris joke that cracks me up the most is the one that has him using a rattlesnake as a profilactic. I can't remember the details, but I do remember laughing.
Other than that, I'm not sure if many of the posters of this thread picked up on the "kick me in the jimmy" reference. It's hard to believe that Beavis and Butthead is pushing fifteen years. I think the movie came out before I had started taking AP Chemistry.
All this talk of AP Chemistry has reminded me of my AP Chem teacher, who appears to teach in upstate New York now. If any of you happen to go to this school, that would be a nice coincidence.
Yesterday in American Literature I stated to the class that Frederick Douglass should be played by Samuel L. Jackson, and somebody blurted out "Snakes on a Plantation".
rofl I must tell my friends that
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Originally Posted by slughead
A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, so he looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch member, 3 pound left testicle,3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown.
The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?"
In a weak voice the little guy asks, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"
The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me.
I'm 7 feet tall. I weigh 350 pounds. I have a 20 inch private. My left testicle weighs 3 pounds. My right testicle weighs 3 pounds.
And my name is Turner Brown."
The small guy says, "Turner Brown!... Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, Turn Around"
omg, thats fucking AWESOME!
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Originally Posted by maimezvous
That's amazing. That reminds me of a couple of days ago in Chemistry one of my friends was trying to explain the signifigance of the charges in an ionic compound. This kid is smart and he said one of the dumbest things that I have ever heard. "8 is a number that 5 and 3 have in common." It was hilarious.
we just had a test on that crap, LOL though, I should tell the chem class about that sh*t hahahahahahhaha
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So how does your school do science? I had Biology freshman year, and then Chemistry 1 sophomore year. After that I could have taken Physics, but I choose to do AP Biology instead. This year, I didn't need a science, but a lot of friends were taking AP Chemistry so I followed suit.
I took Physics freshman, Biology sophomore, and now Honors Chemistry because I got a 99 on the Biology final.
I took Physics freshman, Biology sophomore, and now Honors Chemistry because I got a 99 on the Biology final.
Good job. What are you doing next year?
Anyway, back on topic. Does anyone have anything else to add to the funny list? Or have we covered everything?
A fucking LazyTown producer.
...A fucking LazyTown producer.
Thanks for clarifying.
or this
The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, so he looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch member, 3 pound left testicle,3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown.
The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?"
In a weak voice the little guy asks, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"
The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me.
I'm 7 feet tall. I weigh 350 pounds. I have a 20 inch private. My left testicle weighs 3 pounds. My right testicle weighs 3 pounds.
And my name is Turner Brown."
The small guy says, "Turner Brown!... Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, Turn Around"
A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, so he looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch member, 3 pound left testicle,3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown.
The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?"
In a weak voice the little guy asks, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"
The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me.
I'm 7 feet tall. I weigh 350 pounds. I have a 20 inch private. My left testicle weighs 3 pounds. My right testicle weighs 3 pounds.
And my name is Turner Brown."
The small guy says, "Turner Brown!... Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, Turn Around"
I love this site.
That site is for white trash and eighth graders.
Here are some Chuck Norris jokes, cuz I like them...
The Chuck Norris joke that cracks me up the most is the one that has him using a rattlesnake as a profilactic. I can't remember the details, but I do remember laughing.
Other than that, I'm not sure if many of the posters of this thread picked up on the "kick me in the jimmy" reference. It's hard to believe that Beavis and Butthead is pushing fifteen years. I think the movie came out before I had started taking AP Chemistry.
All this talk of AP Chemistry has reminded me of my AP Chem teacher, who appears to teach in upstate New York now. If any of you happen to go to this school, that would be a nice coincidence.
Yesterday in American Literature I stated to the class that Frederick Douglass should be played by Samuel L. Jackson, and somebody blurted out "Snakes on a Plantation".
rofl I must tell my friends that
A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, so he looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch member, 3 pound left testicle,3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown.
The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?"
In a weak voice the little guy asks, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"
The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me.
I'm 7 feet tall. I weigh 350 pounds. I have a 20 inch private. My left testicle weighs 3 pounds. My right testicle weighs 3 pounds.
And my name is Turner Brown."
The small guy says, "Turner Brown!... Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, Turn Around"
omg, thats fucking AWESOME!
we just had a test on that crap, LOL though, I should tell the chem class about that sh*t hahahahahahhaha
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Actually it's money = √(All Evil)
so women = evil
still a good one though