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  • Reply 21 of 66
    midwintermidwinter Posts: 10,060member
    I had two surgeries on my right leg after a nasty break. The guy giving me the drugs (no way I'm spelling anaesthesiologistxlqyz) said "OK. YOu're goign to taste garlic and your arm will get warm. When that happens, count backwards from 10"



    A few seconds later, I tasted garlic and my arm got warm. I counted "10, 9..zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"
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  • Reply 22 of 66
    jvbjvb Posts: 210member
    I can pop both of my shoulders out. 4 Dislocations and 2 surgeries on the left shoulder - 2 Dislocations and 1 surgery on the right shoulder. Good times, and I'm only 18.
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  • Reply 23 of 66
    I had an unusually large appendix... 10 inches... it is normally just over an inch...
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  • Reply 24 of 66
    cosmonutcosmonut Posts: 4,872member
    I have hairless areas on my shins for about 5 inches just above both ankles.
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  • Reply 25 of 66
    SpamSandwichspamsandwich Posts: 33,407member
    "You wouldn't be able to tell by looking at me, but I can run really fast." -Jerry Seinfeld
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  • Reply 26 of 66
    brussellbrussell Posts: 9,812member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by CosmoNut View Post


    I have hairless areas on my shins for about 5 inches just above both ankles.



    Huh. Me too. What's up with that?
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  • Reply 27 of 66
    icfireballicfireball Posts: 2,594member
    I am double jointed, and CAN roll my tongue! Take that Nick!
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  • Reply 28 of 66
    icfireballicfireball Posts: 2,594member
    I'm surprised no one's claimed they have an 11" penis yet.
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  • Reply 29 of 66
    justinjustin Posts: 403member
    ....and lo...



    I have 11 penises.





    There - did I done good?
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  • Reply 30 of 66
    justinjustin Posts: 403member
    But the good news is, thanks to the Beijing Penis Emporium, YOU can have even more:



    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programme...nt/5371500.stm
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  • Reply 31 of 66
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by midwinter View Post


    The idea is simple: post one thing about you that may not be detectable upon first glance.



    For instance: I was born with Achilles tendons that were too short. As a result, I learned to walk on my toes. I still walk, often, without my heels touching the ground.



    Hmmm, I wonder if I have that too. I learned to walk on my toes and I'm not flexible at all ( I cannot bend over and touch my toes without bending my knees).



    Just about the only interesting thing that I can come up with is that I can play 6 different instruments. All brass, I haven't tried anything else yet.
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  • Reply 32 of 66
    justinjustin Posts: 403member
    Quote:

    Hmmm, I wonder if I have that too. I learned to walk on my toes and I'm not flexible at all ( I cannot bend over and touch my toes without bending my knees).



    Hmmm. Sounds like you might have Tibes dorsalis (he says - pretending to be all knowledgeable after looking up goodle



    Besides, my cat walks like that and it's really cute. At least for a cat.

    Quote:

    Just about the only interesting thing that I can come up with is that I can play 6 different instruments. All brass, I haven't tried anything else yet.



    You could try bending over whilst playing? Or perhaps, try playing with those toes to get them to flex
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  • Reply 33 of 66
    I have 8 porcelin veneers. At 30 yrs of age and looking a 2 yrs of braces, I opted to have it fixed in 3 weeks.



    Now in meetings, I feel much more confident. <-see
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  • Reply 34 of 66
    I only have one thing to say about this thread...



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  • Reply 35 of 66
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Guybrush Threepwood View Post


    I only have one thing to say about this thread...







    Are you just upset because you don't have anything to contribute?
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  • Reply 36 of 66
    icfireballicfireball Posts: 2,594member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by maimezvous View Post


    Are you just upset because you don't have anything to contribute?



    Just grumpy I suspect.
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  • Reply 37 of 66
    splinemodelsplinemodel Posts: 7,311member
    Back to seriousness: as far as stupid party tricks go, I can touch both elbows behind my back.
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  • Reply 38 of 66
    trumptmantrumptman Posts: 16,464member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by icfireball View Post


    I am double jointed, and CAN roll my tongue! Take that Nick!



    Yes, but you have to be double jointed in the special way that I happen to be for BRussell to show you his tattoo.



    Nick
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  • Reply 39 of 66
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by icfireball View Post


    Just grumpy I suspect.



    Ok Ok...I give in.



    I have an 11" inch penis... 8)
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  • Reply 40 of 66
    smaxsmax Posts: 361member
    I nearly bled to death from a nosebleed (had a veeery low platelet count).



    I essentially had my jaw broken on purpose... Had an overbite so they fixed it surgically by splitting both sides of my lower jaw and moving it forward.



    I have a bunch of nasty yet funny medical stories.
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