not mine, i wouldn't want to be infamous for being the only AI'er being banned for showing my own sack. Besides there are some dubious characters around here, trumpt, brussel, adda might not be able to handle them.
I'm surprised no one's claimed they have an 11" penis yet.
I was going to but 3" of that is foreskin. So yeah, that's my feat, lots of skin.
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Originally Posted by MarUK
I have 3 bollocks!
You sure one of them isn't your penis?
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no seriously....the operation to put my gut back in its rightful place is in 3 weeks and I get a month or so off work to boot. I did ask if they could make the normal side the same enlarged size, but they weren't impressed.
Doctors have no sense of humor.
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ive never been in hospital before...im going under general anaesthetic, I hear thats a nice euphoric experience. And reading the literature they sent me today..."You will wake up in the recovery ward area and a nurse will accompany you back to your bed area"...Bring it on, this sounds like fun!
Nope, it's pretty boring actually. You basically get a mask and then fall asleep instantly. I wish I had one of those things for getting to sleep at night. When you wake up, it's just like well waking up. Depending on how long you're under, you may have a sore throat because of the breathing tube (at least that's what I was told - who knows what they do to you when you're out cold).
Nope, it's pretty boring actually. You basically get a mask and then fall asleep instantly. I wish I had one of those things for getting to sleep at night. When you wake up, it's just like well waking up. Depending on how long you're under, you may have a sore throat because of the breathing tube (at least that's what I was told - who knows what they do to you when you're out cold).
I'm intending to be the first person to count to 0. I will utilize my spiritual force to convince myself that the gas is an illusion. I spoke to the hospital today, apparently I will be released within 5 hours, so its a pretty quick op.
I'm intending to be the first person to count to 0. I will utilize my spiritual force to convince myself that the gas is an illusion. I spoke to the hospital today, apparently I will be released within 5 hours, so its a pretty quick op.
I'm intending to be the first person to count to 0. I will utilize my spiritual force to convince myself that the gas is an illusion. I spoke to the hospital today, apparently I will be released within 5 hours, so its a pretty quick op.
I have two extra "nipples". Well, not really nipples. Just a small fleshy globual(?) thing about the size of a pea just below and to the left of my heart. I even have another smaller one above my left nipple and about four inches to the right. Girls freak over them. In a good way. Comes from my father's side of the family.
Don't know whether to be or 8) about confessing this...
I have two extra "nipples". Well, not really nipples. Just a small fleshy globual(?) thing about the size of a pea just below and to the left of my heart. I even have another smaller one above my left nipple and about four inches to the right. Girls freak over them. In a good way. Comes from my father's side of the family.
Don't know whether to be or 8) about confessing this...
One of my female friends has a third nipple. She let me rub it once.
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Yes, but you have to be double jointed in the special way that I happen to be for BRussell to show you his tattoo.
Nick
Hmm. Definitely not sure if I want to be double-jointed in that special kind of way anymore....
Ok Ok...I give in.
I have an 11" inch penis...
He's lying. I have Guybrush Threepwood's 11" penis. It's there in the mayonnaise jar, up on the mantel.
Won it fair and square, so stop your bellyaching.
He's lying. I have Guybrush Threepwood's 11" penis. It's there in the mayonnaise jar, up on the mantel.
Won it fair and square, so stop your bellyaching.
I'll give you fifty bucks for it.
I totally didn't intend for that to rhyme.
Around.
Mine's also 11 inches . . .
Around.
Around 11"
or 11" around it.
There is a big difference.
Photos!
not mine, i wouldn't want to be infamous for being the only AI'er being banned for showing my own sack. Besides there are some dubious characters around here, trumpt, brussel, adda might not be able to handle them.
I'm surprised no one's claimed they have an 11" penis yet.
I was going to but 3" of that is foreskin. So yeah, that's my feat, lots of skin.
I have 3 bollocks!
You sure one of them isn't your penis?
no seriously....the operation to put my gut back in its rightful place is in 3 weeks and I get a month or so off work to boot. I did ask if they could make the normal side the same enlarged size, but they weren't impressed.
Doctors have no sense of humor.
ive never been in hospital before...im going under general anaesthetic, I hear thats a nice euphoric experience. And reading the literature they sent me today..."You will wake up in the recovery ward area and a nurse will accompany you back to your bed area"...Bring it on, this sounds like fun!
Nope, it's pretty boring actually. You basically get a mask and then fall asleep instantly. I wish I had one of those things for getting to sleep at night. When you wake up, it's just like well waking up. Depending on how long you're under, you may have a sore throat because of the breathing tube (at least that's what I was told - who knows what they do to you when you're out cold).
You sure one of them isn't your penis?
Nope, it's pretty boring actually. You basically get a mask and then fall asleep instantly. I wish I had one of those things for getting to sleep at night. When you wake up, it's just like well waking up. Depending on how long you're under, you may have a sore throat because of the breathing tube (at least that's what I was told - who knows what they do to you when you're out cold).
I'm intending to be the first person to count to 0. I will utilize my spiritual force to convince myself that the gas is an illusion. I spoke to the hospital today, apparently I will be released within 5 hours, so its a pretty quick op.
I'm intending to be the first person to count to 0. I will utilize my spiritual force to convince myself that the gas is an illusion. I spoke to the hospital today, apparently I will be released within 5 hours, so its a pretty quick op.
If you do it you won't remember.
I'm intending to be the first person to count to 0. I will utilize my spiritual force to convince myself that the gas is an illusion. I spoke to the hospital today, apparently I will be released within 5 hours, so its a pretty quick op.
Oh.
I get it: you're going for a vasectomy.
Does that make a vas deferens?
no, thats fine.
Don't know whether to be
I have two extra "nipples". Well, not really nipples. Just a small fleshy globual(?) thing about the size of a pea just below and to the left of my heart. I even have another smaller one above my left nipple and about four inches to the right. Girls freak over them. In a good way.
Don't know whether to be
One of my female friends has a third nipple. She let me rub it once.