i need my rumor fix...

Posted:
in Future Apple Hardware edited January 2014
give me a picture of a box in an elevator. a bad photoshop mockup. a story from a friend of a friend in a sandwich shop. a rolo post. something, please. it's too close not to have something to laugh at and argue about. so please, make something up. something remotely plausible. but good enough to care about. perhaps some ground rules...

1. no leopard rumors, unless its a groundbreaking new feature

2. no iphone

3. no iLife or iWork nonsense

4. no widescreen, bluetooth iPod

5. no iTV w/ DVR dunctionality

6. no game system

7. no media distributors on iTunes

8. no tablets

9. no OSX on PCs, no Windows on Macs

10. no jokes about iToasters or iFlyingCars

11. no bumps in specs for existing machines



whatcha got?
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  • Reply 1 of 45
    yo dont exactly leave much room do you!



    mmm... a Mac Television, but only in white i swear i saw one the other day in a car rental place, this guy was loading it into a rental car, he looked dead official and had a tie and everything
  • Reply 2 of 45
    wasn't that an eMac?



  • Reply 3 of 45
    rolorolo Posts: 686member
    Welp, here's a veiled image of a tablet:



  • Reply 4 of 45
    sunilramansunilraman Posts: 8,133member
    Yay! My xMac mockups qualify, if you haven't seen it already: (ignore a lot of perspective issues in the images)

















    In the meantime I'll go take a picture of a box in an elevator.

    Maybe I'll go to the mall later on 8)



    Would you prefer

    1. Blurry mpeg-4 mobile phone footage

    2. Blurry JPG mobile phone picture

    3. UFO-style glowing lights

    4. Slight glimpse of black box with big hand covering the lens
  • Reply 5 of 45
    sunilramansunilraman Posts: 8,133member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Rolo View Post


    Welp, here's a veiled image of a tablet:







    You clearly violated the rule

    8. no tablets

  • Reply 6 of 45
    sunilramansunilraman Posts: 8,133member
    Rehash of my RED MacBook



  • Reply 7 of 45
    shanmugamshanmugam Posts: 1,200member
    30" iMac HD

    HD -DVD

    Conroe CPU

    3 GB RAM

    MXM GPU

    User Replaceable HDD



    $2999





    30" th anniversary mac!





    -------------------------

    some one gonna to say CONFIRMED! hahaha i am not going to bother
  • Reply 8 of 45
    sunilramansunilraman Posts: 8,133member
    OMFG Conf1rm3d !!!!11!!!!1!!!!one!!1111!11!
  • Reply 9 of 45
    slewisslewis Posts: 2,080member
    This one is actually something I wanted ever since I realized what a big screwup the Metreon turned out to be.



    An Apple Lounge (before naming this one, note that iLounge is taken) and Cafè around their Apple Stores, a Partnership with Starbucks maybe (where part of the Agreement is Better Coffee -_-) and some little round tables and chairs.



    They could host Live Performances, a Big Movie Theatre, an Outdoor Area and an Indoor Area, etc.





    Sebastian
  • Reply 10 of 45
    irelandireland Posts: 17,295member
    Here's your rimor fix; George Bush is bent.
  • Reply 11 of 45
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Ireland View Post


    Here's your rimor fix; George Bush is bent.



    now... does that "FIX" the rumour? and do you mean "bent" in a philandering or homosexual way?



    or by RIMor do you mean to imply he IS a homosexual?



    BTW i agree with all those possibilities



    PLUS i think he is the leader of the TWAT {The War Against Terror}
  • Reply 12 of 45
    irelandireland Posts: 17,295member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Trendannoyer View Post


    PLUS i think he is the leader of the TWAT {The War Against Terror}



    He's bent in every way imaginable. He's actually the provider of terror. The UN was set up for situations like this. America had to ask them "can we wage war on Iraq?" In which case they replied "no you can't, anyway why do you want to wage war on Iraq? The guy you're looking for is in Iran." America replied "Fuck the UN, we'll do what we like, and they waged war on Iraq". Most Euoropeans hate American, and George Bush a his team of assholes has a lot to do with that.
  • Reply 13 of 45
    tednditedndi Posts: 1,921member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Ireland View Post


    He's bent in every way imaginable. He's actually the provider of terror. The UN was set up for situations like this. America had to ask them "can we wage war on Iraq?" In which case they replied "no you can't, anyway why do you want to wage war on Iraq? The guy you're looking for is in Iran." America replied "Fuck the UN, we'll do what we like, and they waged war on Iraq". Most Euoropeans hate American, and George Bush a his team of assholes has a lot to do with that.





    Dude, take it somewhere else.
  • Reply 14 of 45
    irelandireland Posts: 17,295member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by TednDi View Post


    Dude, take it somewhere else.



    You're right, it's not that important.
  • Reply 15 of 45
    Ireland, we have a forum in which you can air your political views. Surprisingly, the forum is entitled 'Political Outsider'. Please use it.
  • Reply 16 of 45
    irelandireland Posts: 17,295member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by audiopollution View Post


    Ireland, we have a forum in which you can air your political views. Surprisingly, the forum is entitled 'Political Outsider'. Please use it.



    I will, actually that was my only post on the subject, someone overreacted, so it may have looked like I had made many comments about it. Either that or I was temporarily insane.
  • Reply 17 of 45
    SpamSandwichSpamSandwich Posts: 29,536member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Ireland View Post


    ...Either that or I was temporarily insane.



    We also have a forum for that.... CONFIRMED!
  • Reply 18 of 45
    sunilramansunilraman Posts: 8,133member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Ireland View Post


    I will, actually that was my only post on the subject, someone overreacted, so it may have looked like I had made many comments about it. Either that or I was temporarily insane.



    Dude... I hear ya. 120% Conf1rm3d Insane by this stage...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!1!!!
  • Reply 19 of 45
    irelandireland Posts: 17,295member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by sunilraman View Post


    Dude... I hear ya. 120% Conf1rm3d Insane by this stage...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!1!!!



    We're all insane here dude.
  • Reply 20 of 45
    slewisslewis Posts: 2,080member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Ireland View Post


    We're all insane here dude.



    Not everyone, I'll be insane tomorrow by 9 though, because at that time I'll be at Yerba Buena doing some stupid School something or another for one of my classes (volunteer work is what it amounts to) but I'll try to snap a few images of Moscone (on my phone) while I'm down there. :8)



    Sebastian
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