watching i, robot

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  • Reply 21 of 44
    addaboxaddabox Posts: 12,665member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by groverat View Post






    in the future, even the fish are robots



    I, for one, welcome our new robotic oral sex fish masters.



    And yes, those would be "blow fish".
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  • Reply 22 of 44
    iposteriposter Posts: 1,560member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by addabox View Post


    I, for one, welcome our new robotic oral sex fish masters.



    And yes, those would be "blow fish".







    Our robot overlords are already here, in our homes, analyzing us:



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  • Reply 23 of 44
    yamayama Posts: 427member
    This is the best review I've read for "i, Robot" (sorry for the all-caps):





    WILL SMITH: I HATE ROBOTS YO PEEP MY SNEAKS. NO ROBOT COULD MAKE CONVERSE HELL NAW. PS: AUDI!

    AUDI: SUP

    WILL SMITH: SHIT SOMEONE MURDERED THE BABE THE PIG DUDE WHO POPS UP IN ALL DEZ STRANGE MOVIES. WHO KILLED HIM IT BETTER NOT BE ROBOTS, OH MAN I HATE ROBOTS. PS I KNEW THIS GUY PERSOANLLY BUT I WILL NOT REMEMBER THAT IN THE NEXT SCENE. HAY BUILDING, WHO KILLED THIS GUY.

    BUILDING: ...

    SCIENCE WOMAN: STOP HATING ROBOTS OMG THAT ROBOT IS NOT OBEYING ME AND I DON'T THINK THAT IS UNSUALL AT ALL EVEN AFTER MY LONG WINDED EXPLAINATION OF WHY ROBOTS NEVER DISOBEY.

    SONNY, THE ROBOT WITH HEART: WHO AM I DUDE???

    AUDI: IT IS AMAZING THAT THERE IS NEVER ANY TRAFFIC IN CHICAGO

    WILL SMITH: SHIT STOP HITTING MY IRONIC ARM, ROBOT

    SCIENCE CHICK: TIME TO DIE SONNY OH NO I HAVE FEELINGS

    ***ROBOTS FREAK OUT***

    WILL SMITH: NOW WE ARE IN A VIDEO GAME

    BUILDING: GUESS WHAT I AM THE VILLIAN

    WILL SMITH: I AM GOING TO KILL YOU, BUILDING. STAND BACK!! I AM GOING TO USE MY ROBOTIC ARM! I HATE YOU, ARM.

    SONNY: I AM NOT DEAD AND AM HELPING KILL ROBOTS!

    BUILDING: "BARF!"

    WILL SMITH: OK I LIKE YOU ROBOT MAN, WE COO' NOW.

    SONNY: NOW I AM JESUS.

    The End.



    Taken from http://www.atomictoy.org/movies/
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  • Reply 24 of 44
    @_@ artman@_@ artman Posts: 5,231member
    From Pink Tentacle, my favorite Japanese robot/culture site...







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    Kansei, a robot face capable of 36 expressions that vary according to emotional interpretations of words it hears, is the latest achievement to emerge from a Meiji University research lab working to develop conscious and self-aware robots. When Kansei hears a word, it uses software to access a database of 500,000 keywords, create word associations and determine an emotion ? ranging from happiness to sadness, anger and fear ? which is expressed by a system of 19 actuators under its silicone skin.



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  • Reply 25 of 44
    groveratgroverat Posts: 10,872member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by yama View Post


    This is the best review I've read for "i, Robot" (sorry for the all-caps):





    WILL SMITH: I HATE ROBOTS YO PEEP MY SNEAKS. NO ROBOT COULD MAKE CONVERSE HELL NAW. PS: AUDI!

    AUDI: SUP

    WILL SMITH: SHIT SOMEONE MURDERED THE BABE THE PIG DUDE WHO POPS UP IN ALL DEZ STRANGE MOVIES. WHO KILLED HIM IT BETTER NOT BE ROBOTS, OH MAN I HATE ROBOTS. PS I KNEW THIS GUY PERSOANLLY BUT I WILL NOT REMEMBER THAT IN THE NEXT SCENE. HAY BUILDING, WHO KILLED THIS GUY.

    BUILDING: ...

    SCIENCE WOMAN: STOP HATING ROBOTS OMG THAT ROBOT IS NOT OBEYING ME AND I DON'T THINK THAT IS UNSUALL AT ALL EVEN AFTER MY LONG WINDED EXPLAINATION OF WHY ROBOTS NEVER DISOBEY.

    SONNY, THE ROBOT WITH HEART: WHO AM I DUDE???

    AUDI: IT IS AMAZING THAT THERE IS NEVER ANY TRAFFIC IN CHICAGO

    WILL SMITH: SHIT STOP HITTING MY IRONIC ARM, ROBOT

    SCIENCE CHICK: TIME TO DIE SONNY OH NO I HAVE FEELINGS

    ***ROBOTS FREAK OUT***

    WILL SMITH: NOW WE ARE IN A VIDEO GAME

    BUILDING: GUESS WHAT I AM THE VILLIAN

    WILL SMITH: I AM GOING TO KILL YOU, BUILDING. STAND BACK!! I AM GOING TO USE MY ROBOTIC ARM! I HATE YOU, ARM.

    SONNY: I AM NOT DEAD AND AM HELPING KILL ROBOTS!

    BUILDING: "BARF!"

    WILL SMITH: OK I LIKE YOU ROBOT MAN, WE COO' NOW.

    SONNY: NOW I AM JESUS.

    The End.



    Taken from http://www.atomictoy.org/movies/



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  • Reply 26 of 44
    SpamSandwichspamsandwich Posts: 33,407member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by @_@ Artman View Post


    The Manga was older than the anime by about 4 years.



    Both Blade AND The (Wachowski brothers) Matrix owe Masamune Shiro and Mamoru Oshii a mighty high five.



    I did not realize that. \
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  • Reply 27 of 44
    SpamSandwichspamsandwich Posts: 33,407member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by groverat View Post






    in the future, even the fish are robots



    Reminds me of a fantastic science fiction story I read, "Hotel Mind Slaves". Great short story.
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  • Reply 28 of 44
    SpamSandwichspamsandwich Posts: 33,407member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by @_@ Artman View Post


    Both Blade AND The (Wachowski brothers) Matrix owe Masamune Shiro and Mamoru Oshii a mighty high five.



    I don't know about Blade owing a debt to Masamune Shiro or Mamoru Oshii, but I know for a fact that there are numerous scenes that were lifted wholesale from Blade (although improved) and retooled for use in The Matrix.
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  • Reply 29 of 44
    Marvinmarvin Posts: 15,585moderator
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by @_@ Artman View Post






    Looks like Jackie Chan after he's seen a ghost.
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  • Reply 30 of 44
    @_@ artman@_@ artman Posts: 5,231member
    Later...
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  • Reply 31 of 44
    splinemodelsplinemodel Posts: 7,311member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by SpamSandwich View Post


    You would realize the movie is utter crap if you had read the original Isaac Asimov book.



    I read the book a long time ago, but I remember it being interesting, but non-climactic. As it was framed as a non-fiction history book, this is to be understood. It would have been a difficult sell as a major movie. The book and the movie share very little, except for a name and the idea that robots rule the future.



    IIRC, the first robot, Roby, was a 1996 model. This, incidentally, is the same year that Khan left Earth in the SS Botany Bay.
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  • Reply 32 of 44
    shawnjshawnj Posts: 6,656member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Splinemodel View Post


    IIRC, the first robot, Roby, was a 1996 model. This, incidentally, is the same year that Khan left Earth in the SS Botany Bay.



    Which was 20 years after a certain car model Khan used to rave about



    ... one with soft corinthian leather.



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  • Reply 33 of 44
    bergermeisterbergermeister Posts: 6,784member
    Very few movies are great representations of their respective books; it is hard to make it all fit into 90 minutes. Also, what sells a book may or may not sell a movie.



    I BTW loved I, Robot and think it's a great movie.



    Millenium Man is another great movie about personal assistant robots; Robin Williams is great as the robot.
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  • Reply 34 of 44
    iposteriposter Posts: 1,560member
    While we're on the subject of robots!!



    I Robot the book was good, in a different way than the movie was good. (and what Bergermeister said)



    Personally, I think humans will become cyborgs long before robots/AIs are developed enough to take over the world...



    But just in case, remember not to try to pull the plug!



    Quote:
    Originally Posted by ShawnJ View Post


    Which was 20 years after a certain car model Khan used to rave about



    ... one with soft corinthian leather.







    GET OFF MY LAWN!!



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  • Reply 35 of 44
    @_@ artman@_@ artman Posts: 5,231member
    [CENTER]



    I...AM...IRONMAN![/CENTER]
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  • Reply 36 of 44
    100mph100mph Posts: 256member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by addabox View Post


    I, for one, welcome our new robotic oral sex fish masters.



    And yes, those would be "blow fish".



    Yeah, we need to realign our national priorities ...
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  • Reply 37 of 44
    addaboxaddabox Posts: 12,665member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by 100mph View Post


    Yeah, we need to realign our national priorities ...



    They think that the "friendly appearance" of the teddy bear headed robot will "put the wounded at ease:







    Wounded: "Oh, cool, I am being rescued by an enormously powerful robot with a tiny doll head. Wait, did I say cool? I meant, AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
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  • Reply 38 of 44
    shetlineshetline Posts: 4,695member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by iPoster View Post






    Do we have to have one robot to suck, and a different robot to blow? That's getting far to specialized.
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  • Reply 39 of 44
    iposteriposter Posts: 1,560member
    Well, it looks much more friendly than these:



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  • Reply 40 of 44
    @_@ artman@_@ artman Posts: 5,231member
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