How many times will Jobs say "Boom" tomorrow?

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in Future Apple Hardware edited January 2014
How many times will Jobs say "Boom" tomorrow?



Naturally this is one of a wild guess but I think he will reach a 2-digit

number. So here you go, my "Booms" (and Jobs accompanying

announcements).





First off, let's talk about MacOS X, now 35 million active user base ("Boom").

8.000 MacOS X Apps, great number, isn't it? Growing. ("Boom.")



iPhone. Apple is proud to announce xxx units sold within

last financial quarter, more than expected, trumps in spades our own expectations.

("Boom.")

May I say "Boom.", this is iPhone version two. Half price for double capacity,

and, listen, people asked me to unlock that thing. This is worth another "Boom." is it not?



(now to something completely different )



iTunes remains Number One in Music downloads, now everything is DRM free,

same price tag, better resolution ("Boom.").



Second. There you go, the new movie rental concept through iTunes Store, which makes

iTunes even more the Number one in digital downloads. ("Boom", "Boom", "Air")



The one-more-BOOM-thing is: Macbook mini, optical less, flash based storage system,

instant booting, the perfect internet-to-go-machine. ("Boom.").



It is dockable with every new Apple Display. Shipping now. ("Boom.").



I count 10 "Booms" in total.



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  • Reply 1 of 40
    onlookeronlooker Posts: 5,252member
    These threads have become totally ridiculous.
  • Reply 2 of 40
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by onlooker View Post


    These threads have become totally ridiculous.



    I guess it is just a way to calm my mind a bit. Temp insane hit me.
  • Reply 3 of 40
    shanmugamshanmugam Posts: 1,200member
    more than 10 times boom boom boom boom ...
  • Reply 4 of 40
    brussellbrussell Posts: 9,812member
    I wouldn't say too many booms. Usually booms are for demonstrating new software, like a new OS X or iLife. Steve doesn't usually boom new hardware. So I'm going to say just 3 booms.
  • Reply 5 of 40
    sthiedesthiede Posts: 307member
    we'll if steve demo's an iPhone SDK and or 3g then there could be many booms. i was going to put 5, but that wasn't an option above (at all) so i'll just say that here. 5 booms.
  • Reply 6 of 40
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by BRussell View Post


    I wouldn't say too many booms. Usually booms are for demonstrating new software, like a new OS X or iLife. Steve doesn't usually boom new hardware. So I'm going to say just 3 booms.



    That is implicating new iPhone, new Macbook mini/nano, new accompanying Displays, isn't it?
  • Reply 7 of 40
    jowie74jowie74 Posts: 540member
    Put me down for a pony on 7 booms. What are the odds?
  • Reply 8 of 40
    brussellbrussell Posts: 9,812member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Vox Barbara View Post


    That is implicating new iPhone, new Macbook mini/nano, new accompanying Displays, isn't it?



    I'm thinking new laptop and iTunes rentals. Not much in the way of new software. If the new iPhone OS is demonstrated, that would definitely call for a couple of booms. So I'm guessing 3 to be safe.
  • Reply 9 of 40
    iTunes rental demo should be about >5 booms.
  • Reply 10 of 40
    sequitursequitur Posts: 1,901member
    Jobs "BOOM" not as bad as Emeril saying "BAM" all through his cooking show.
  • Reply 11 of 40
    cosmonutcosmonut Posts: 4,872member
    I'm wondering how many times he'll say something is cool, great, neat, fun or awesome.



    I'm wondering how many times he'll say Apple is "really excited about this."



    I'm wondering how many times he'll say that "people have been telling us that they want _______"



    I'm also wondering how many "one more things" there'll be.
  • Reply 12 of 40
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by sequitur View Post


    Jobs "BOOM" not as bad as Emeril saying "BAM" all through his cooking show.



    I don't know Emeril, though I can't comment.
  • Reply 13 of 40
    vhvklchkljxckljxzc



    This is the most hilarious thread I've encountered on these forums. Congratulations.
  • Reply 14 of 40
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by CosmoNut View Post


    ...



    I'm also wondering how many "one more things" there'll be.



    "One more thing" is "one more thing" by definition. no plural form,

    if you ask me.
  • Reply 15 of 40
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by teedoff087 View Post


    vhvklchkljxckljxzc



    This is the most hilarious thread I've encountered on these forums. Congratulations.



    *sniff*
  • Reply 16 of 40
    tednditedndi Posts: 1,921member
    Boom Boom Boom

    Outhere Brothers





    Boom boom boom let me hear you say hey ho (x8)

    Now hear this

    This is the Outhere Brothers back at home

    Ready to rock the world with the boom

    So I hope you can stand the vibration

    'Cos we're about to rock the entire nation

    Alright here we go

    Boom boom boom let me hear you say hey ho (x8)



    Girl your booty is so brown

    Let me look you up and down

    Can I take you one more time

    I won't stop it till you're mine

    If I cannot be with you maybe I can have a taste

    Put your arms around me girl and your kisses on my face



    Boom boom boom let me hear you say hey ho (x4)

    REPEAT SECOND VERSE

    Geronimo look out below here comes the brother

    With the off-beat flow

    I just fell from the mother ship

    Outhere Brothers about to rip on another trip

    Slip don't trip check out the dibble dip

    Malik is in the house and I'll turn your body into fruit

    As I come from the depths of doom

    Step back touch down with a boom

    Boom boom boom let me hear you say hey ho
  • Reply 17 of 40
    jowie74jowie74 Posts: 540member
    F**k you in the *ss

    Outhere Brothers



    I wanna f**k you in the *ss,

    I wanna f**k you in the *ss,

    I wanna f**k you in the *ss,

    I wanna f**k you in the *ss,

    I wanna f**k you in the *ss.



  • Reply 18 of 40
    This is a tricky one to pin down... I'm going to say 13 booms. I'll even offer to make the official count once the keynote video is available.
  • Reply 19 of 40
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by MusLtngBlue View Post


    This is a tricky one to pin down... I'm going to say 13 booms. I'll even offer to make the official count once the keynote video is available.



    Why the heck 13? Can you elaborate a bit?
  • Reply 20 of 40
    buckbuck Posts: 293member
    Somebody in the audience ought to make a real 'boom' whenever Steve says 'boom'.
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