Right now Steve Jobs is...

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  • Reply 41 of 64
    cosmonutcosmonut Posts: 4,872member
    Right now Steve Jobs is slowly bending his neck to the side, cracking it with authority.
  • Reply 42 of 64
    cosmonutcosmonut Posts: 4,872member
    Right now Steve Jobs is cleaning his glasses with a soft cloth as an assistant opens a new package of batteries and Steve watches him put the batteries in Steve's remote.
  • Reply 43 of 64
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by CosmoNut View Post


    Right now Steve Jobs is slowly bending his neck to the side, cracking it with authority.





    Right now Steve is in the ?john? Mommy always said ?make sure to go first !
  • Reply 44 of 64
    cosmonutcosmonut Posts: 4,872member
    Right now Steve Jobs is sliding a 16GB iPhone into his pocket.
  • Reply 45 of 64
    cosmonutcosmonut Posts: 4,872member
    Right now Steve Jobs is waiting...ready.
  • Reply 46 of 64
    cosmonutcosmonut Posts: 4,872member
    Right now Steve Jobs is changing the industry...again.
  • Reply 47 of 64
    tednditedndi Posts: 1,921member
    wondering how the RDF generator crapped out. Is blaming ATT and those gizmodo guys.
  • Reply 48 of 64
    cosmonutcosmonut Posts: 4,872member
    Right now Steve Jobs is on the phone screaming at Flickr's technical staff for their service's failure during the keynote.
  • Reply 49 of 64
    getting a high-colonic, and having his chakras realigned.



    And feeling really, really good.
  • Reply 50 of 64
    Right now, Steve Jobs is playing with his junk.
  • Reply 51 of 64
    Right now Jobs is sleeping. This is very likely.
  • Reply 52 of 64
    cosmonutcosmonut Posts: 4,872member
    Right now Steve Jobs is going over the plans for the SDK/3G iPhone announcement in February.
  • Reply 53 of 64
    Right now Jobs speaks to WOZ on the phone, wallowing in memories.

    ("Now, look at Apple at the moment, you could have been a part of

    old fucker.")
  • Reply 54 of 64
    Right now Jobs is playing with a 10" prototype Macbook Air

    he just got from the Apple labs.
  • Reply 55 of 64
    is reading on blogs and websites about how lame and disappointing his keynote was. Come on Steve, give us BLU-RAY! Give us powerful machines that we can actually DO something with!
  • Reply 56 of 64
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by tylen01 View Post


    is reading on blogs and websites about how lame and disappointing his keynote was. Come on Steve, give us BLU-RAY! Give us powerful machines that we can actually DO something with!



    Right now Jobs is personally cursing tylen01 for his crappy first post.
  • Reply 57 of 64
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Vox Barbara View Post


    Right now Jobs is playing with a 10" prototype Macbook Air

    he just got from the Apple labs.



    One can only dream. Only problem is, how could he justify his "compromises on screen size"* argument then? No, I'm afraid, we'll probably never see a 12" or smaller Mac notebook again, unless it's a handheld. Pity.



    * I totally think this is bullshit and having a 12.1" screen over a 13.3" screen isn't a compromise, it's a desirable feature, when what you want is a small, light notebook.
  • Reply 58 of 64
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by tylen01 View Post


    is reading on blogs and websites about how lame and disappointing his keynote was. Come on Steve, give us BLU-RAY! Give us powerful machines that we can actually DO something with!



    If you can't do anything with the machines Apple produces now it certainly isn't Steve's fault.
  • Reply 59 of 64
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by tonton View Post


    One can only dream. Only problem is, how could he justify his "compromises on screen size"* argument then? No, I'm afraid, we'll probably never see a 12" or smaller Mac notebook again, unless it's a handheld. Pity.



    * I totally think this is bullshit and having a 12.1" screen over a 13.3" screen isn't a compromise, it's a desirable feature, when what you want is a small, light notebook.



    Right now Jobs is (softly and politely) being asked by one engineer to give the prototype Macbook 10"

    back for further development. Jobs is desperately yelling: "You have to pry it from my dead hands,

    frigging dumb-ass lab rat, fired!"
  • Reply 60 of 64
    pbpb Posts: 4,255member
    Right now S. Jobs is LHAO while reading all this.
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