now the .. ****er who stole the old.. now notice i have no identity card, no social security, no insurance coverages cards, no bancomats, of course no credit cards, .. i think i'll make a copy of my passport's first page and keep that with me (here one is supposed by law to be always able to proof his/her ID). the next ****er who will try to rob me i will ...
$2 bill (for luck or something) but no real money. I never carry cash in the wallet. Always keep it in the front pocket
Visa Check Card
Visa Volkswagon Credit Card
Platinum Mastercard
Old College ID card (I look young and if I show the ID I get discounts at the movies, is that so wrong? Yes, probably but there's no expiration date so I win)
PA Driver's License
Eyecare Card
Dental Card
Medical Insurance Card
Copy of Auto Insurance Card
Social Security Card
Emergency Phone Numbers
Marriott Rewards Card (I've got lots of free nights)
Dave & Buster's Game Card (with 100 points even!)
Winning NY State Lottery ticket (won 2 bucks, forgot to cash it in last time I was there)
TGI Friday's Card (with a free appetizer on it woohoo)
$42 cash, driver's license, bank debit card, Mastercard, Calgary Flames Mastercard (let's party like it's 1999!! ), AMA card, Alberta Health & Blue Cross cards.
Oh, and a few with "Hey asshole, thanks for taking up 2 ****ing parking spaces. I had to park 2 blocks away you stupid inconsiderate bastard!" on them. For the guys who think their cars are sooo nice they deserve to park on an angle over 2 spots. Assholes.
[quote] For the guys who think their cars are sooo nice they deserve to park on an angle over 2 spots. Assholes. <hr></blockquote>
i actually don't mind if people do this as long as they park at the back of the parking lot far from the stores where there is lots of empty parking....for the people that do this in the front of the lot near the stores...well that is what keys are for.... <img src="graemlins/surprised.gif" border="0" alt="[Surprised]" /> g
dang dang dang...forgot that i was saving my 1000 post for something grand and interesting...not just some minor vandalism tactics....dang me and my fading memory......i blame murbot for this...
not my fading memory, but for touching on a "hot spot topic" that made me reply without thinking too much (which is an all-too-common occurance, i am sad to say)
The most frustrating parking experience was when I was waiting in a line for a parking ramp that was completely full (i.e. they would let one person in whenever one person drove out). When I finally got into the ramp, there were three or four cars parked across two spots. Those people were true assholes!
EDIT: congrats on 1000 posts, thegelding. I've been a member since April, so at that rate, I'll hit 1000 posts sometime in February.
[quote] Congratulations, TG! Although you're a bit of an ass for posting that rather disturbing image of an ejaculating penis head. *Shudddder* <hr></blockquote>
i should apoligize for that, except i never got to see it....i will warn people never to link to photos at somethingawful.com....what was supposive to be an ugly cat changed into an ugly "male member" i am told...sorry all...the male genitalia really is an unattractive thing isn't it....all dangily and funky looking....and who says God doesn't have a sense of humor...."I'll make man....ok, good so far....now i make him mostly hairless....ok, kinda funny looking, but going good so far....now i make him stand erect....ah, even funnier, but still ok....now what else can i do?? ah, heck, why not? lets just put one of these right there in the middle and viola...done....hehehe, dang that is funny looking!....shit, he'll never get a date looking like that...better get him a figleaf and make him a mate" g
i got $23 american. a receipt for a stapler. an appt card (so i remember to go to el doctor's). my therapist's number, for when depression rears its ugly head. school id. driving permit (i dont drive ever, so a permit is more than enuf). ny public liberry card. work id. hs id. receipt from uncle sam relaying that they received my army registration shit that we all had to do when we're 18 (all us american men that is). a [nyc] metrocard with somewhere between 5 and 20 dollars on it. a small piece of looseleaf containing my `hit list`, listing the people who owe me money and how much. (damn that robert and his perpetuating $480 gambling habit). i only keep gambling debts on here, not lendings, cuz when we gamble we dont always bring cash; and i try not to be a bitch about a fiver here and there. i have an isurance card. a bank/debit/credit card. a couple of `v.i.p. passes` to synergy fitness club (in nyc). and then, many gift certificate cards: virgin megastore, (3) j. crew, old navy, the gap, and bn. they hvae anywhere from 1 to 150 american dollars on them. and i have a cheetah flavored visa card. i also, in a semi-hidden section, keep some "big bambu's" (rolling papers). i usually keep a condom there, but i seemed to have placed it elsewhere. and now as i poke around, i notice that i have my schedule in there too.
also, unlike many of my friends (from here at school) i keep my wallet in one of my front pockets (the city kids know enuf to do that) and not in an ass pocket. pickpockets tend to grab asses and not cocks; a little tidbit of info i learned in the city.
[quote] pictures of my kitties <hr></blockquote> ohhhh, so you are one of those "have 37 cats at home" types? we learn more about you each day ms poppy....g
dang dang dang...forgot that i was saving my 1000 post for something grand and interesting...not just some minor vandalism tactics....dang me and my fading memory......i blame murbot for this...
<strong>Why does a high school student need an ID and $115 in his wallet for? You'd get freakin jumped here for that.</strong><hr></blockquote>
Well $30 in there is money I just got from Best Buy yesterday when I returned my Logitech keyboard... and the rest is because I like having money on me just in case I ever need it. I never got jumped in Queens when I had a lot of money in my wallet and I'm sure as hell not gunna get jumped here since a lot of the kids in my school have quite a bit of money on them most of the time.
And the ID is my school ID so I just have it just in case I need it for some reason.
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Visa Check Card
Visa Volkswagon Credit Card
Platinum Mastercard
Old College ID card (I look young and if I show the ID I get discounts at the movies, is that so wrong? Yes, probably but there's no expiration date so I win)
PA Driver's License
Eyecare Card
Dental Card
Medical Insurance Card
Copy of Auto Insurance Card
Social Security Card
Emergency Phone Numbers
Marriott Rewards Card (I've got lots of free nights)
Dave & Buster's Game Card (with 100 points even!)
Winning NY State Lottery ticket (won 2 bucks, forgot to cash it in last time I was there)
TGI Friday's Card (with a free appetizer on it woohoo)
Oh, and a few with "Hey asshole, thanks for taking up 2 ****ing parking spaces. I had to park 2 blocks away you stupid inconsiderate bastard!" on them. For the guys who think their cars are sooo nice they deserve to park on an angle over 2 spots. Assholes.
i actually don't mind if people do this as long as they park at the back of the parking lot far from the stores where there is lots of empty parking....for the people that do this in the front of the lot near the stores...well that is what keys are for.... <img src="graemlins/surprised.gif" border="0" alt="[Surprised]" /> g
dang dang dang...forgot that i was saving my 1000 post for something grand and interesting...not just some minor vandalism tactics....dang me and my fading memory......i blame murbot for this...
not my fading memory, but for touching on a "hot spot topic" that made me reply without thinking too much (which is an all-too-common occurance, i am sad to say)
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EDIT: congrats on 1000 posts, thegelding. I've been a member since April, so at that rate, I'll hit 1000 posts sometime in February.
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i should apoligize for that, except i never got to see it....i will warn people never to link to photos at somethingawful.com....what was supposive to be an ugly cat changed into an ugly "male member" i am told...sorry all...the male genitalia really is an unattractive thing isn't it....all dangily and funky looking....and who says God doesn't have a sense of humor...."I'll make man....ok, good so far....now i make him mostly hairless....ok, kinda funny looking, but going good so far....now i make him stand erect....ah, even funnier, but still ok....now what else can i do?? ah, heck, why not? lets just put one of these right there in the middle and viola...done....hehehe, dang that is funny looking!....shit, he'll never get a date looking like that...better get him a figleaf and make him a mate" g
also, unlike many of my friends (from here at school) i keep my wallet in one of my front pockets (the city kids know enuf to do that) and not in an ass pocket. pickpockets tend to grab asses and not cocks; a little tidbit of info i learned in the city.
<strong>oh, a 12 year old condom is wedged in there too...can't for the life of me remember why i keep it.....</strong><hr></blockquote>
So long as it's not a used condom... <img src="graemlins/hmmm.gif" border="0" alt="[Hmmm]" />
In my <a href="http://www.timbuk2.com/products/porkchop.html"; target="_blank">Timbuk2 Porkchop</a>:
- notebook, color pencils, sharpener, eraser
- address book
- $263.75
- New York driver license
- *** ID card
- *** security access card
- apartment keys
- car keys
- parking lot card
- AAA Plus card
- VISA card, MasterCard card, AmEx Blue card, ATM card
- BlockBuster card
- business cards
- pictures of my kitties
- health insurance card
- drug card
- an If I'm Bleeding Or Have Collapsed Please Call This Number Because I'm In Big Frickin' Trouble card
- 30 day MetroCard
- a bunch of (legal) drugs and needles
- AAdvantage card
- a paperback copy of "The Dumas Club" by Arturo Pérez-Reverte
- iPod
- a granola bar
- a bunch of receipts
- dental appointment card
- a tampon
- clean panties
- Krispy Kreme "Locations In NY" card
- a bunch of napkins with project notes to be typed up on them
- a packet of gum
- an Amazon invoice for an order it got wrong
- my cell phone
- Polaroids of houses in Portland, OR
I think that's it.
ps...not used
<strong> ohhhh, so you are one of those "have 37 cats at home" types? we learn more about you each day ms poppy....g</strong><hr></blockquote>
Yes, that's me, a 60-something spinster with a bunch of cats, a big hairy facial mole, and a predilection for knitting and cross-stitch.
I have two cats.
2 cats at 30 = 37 cats at 60....beware
benefits card
coffee bean & tea leaf card
car insurance card
blockbuster video card
video west card
american express
huntington library membership card
lacma membership card
b of a check card
visa
mastercard
metrocard with 1 ride left
CA dl with the worst picture ever taken of me.
neiman marcus card
aaa membership card
di dio's italian ice card
I have a card case, not a wallet, so my cash is just jammed in my pocket.
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Yes, that's me, a 60-something spinster with a bunch of cats, a big hairy facial mole, and a predilection for knitting and cross-stitch.
I have two cats.</strong><hr></blockquote>
What about all the gaunt dead ones lying around your house?
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dang dang dang...forgot that i was saving my 1000 post for something grand and interesting...not just some minor vandalism tactics....dang me and my fading memory......i blame murbot for this...
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Subway Club Card
About 10 old ATM slips
Visa
Social Security
Medical Insurance ID
Pic of me and my sister
Vons Club Card
My Unicard (People in Texas know what this is)
AAA Card
$300 in cash
-Two bank cards
-Driver's License
-BlockBuster membership card
-Tons of receipts from ATM
-NO CASH <--------- or 20 bucks max
- The picture of THE INSTALLER
<strong>Why does a high school student need an ID and $115 in his wallet for? You'd get freakin jumped here for that.</strong><hr></blockquote>
Well $30 in there is money I just got from Best Buy yesterday when I returned my Logitech keyboard... and the rest is because I like having money on me just in case I ever need it. I never got jumped in Queens when I had a lot of money in my wallet and I'm sure as hell not gunna get jumped here since a lot of the kids in my school have quite a bit of money on them most of the time.
And the ID is my school ID so I just have it just in case I need it for some reason.