"Why don't you make the Keynotes more fun? Like adding more jokes "..but photoshop is not out for X yet" and also bringing Sal (the AppleScript Guru) up. Maybe throw t-shirts into the crowds. Break a few Wintels with a baseball bat (titanium bats of course) The Keynotes should be more different than you up there and people shouting out your name. It is better when it is crazy...yet controlled. Also, can I get one of your bottle of Evian?"
PS>> What is Sal's (the AppleScript Guru) e-mail. I have a question for him! <img src="graemlins/smokin.gif" border="0" alt="[Chilling]" />
As, or at least I hear, a past linux user on a platform called neXt, will you ever appear on a linux switch add? And on the same note, will there ever he a <a href="http://www.apple.com/buyout/"; target="_blank">www.apple.com/buyout/</a> website?
Apple has never been anywhere close to the dominant computing platform. What decision(s) could Apple have made way back when to give the Macintosh 95% market-share now? Do you think you/Apple made mistakes in that area, and if so, what would you change if you could do it over?
<strong>Why don't you make the Keynotes more fun? Like adding more jokes... Maybe throw t-shirts into the crowds... Break a few Wintels with a baseball bat (titanium bats of course</strong><hr></blockquote>
While you're at it, throw in a 300 lb, profusely sweating gorilla that dances, yells at people for sitting down prematurely, and howls, "I... love... this... company... YEEAAHHH!!!!"
I'll will ask him if new powermac will close the performance gap with the PC. But nowing that he will not answer or with craps : the mac are already faster than PC, i will ask an another question :
- what is your favorite toothpaste : and he should reply i never brush myÂ*teeths, i use gums. A lame question and a lame answer but i least the truth.
That's nice. So you'd rather have someone working in a store trying to sell your products that doesn't know **** over someone that does?
And don't tell me to get over it because I know I'm not the only one pissed about it.
[ 06-22-2002: Message edited by: EmAn ]</strong><hr></blockquote>
EmAn, you know I like ya and i dont mean to burst your bubble... but, sadly, CosmoNut is right. i had a similar problem working in sales, and i am older than you are (even though i still look like im 19). no one would want me to help them and they'd work with some old fart salepserson instead who was too senile to remember his own name half the time (when he wasnt busy scratching his ass). it really pissed me off, cuz i was more educated and experienced and knowledgeable than everyone else in my office--even the f***ing manager. thats why i quit.
would Steve Jobs get a huge tax return for earning only $1 per year or do the private jets and the owning >5% of a multi-billion dollar fruit company really eat into that tax return?
[quote]i'd ask steve jobs if i could glove him up and throw him in the ring with bill gates. now THAT would be the fight of the century! bets anyone?<hr></blockquote>
Steve is a vegan, never ever bet on a vegan in a fight, even with Bill Gates as the opponent.
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PS>> What is Sal's (the AppleScript Guru) e-mail. I have a question for him! <img src="graemlins/smokin.gif" border="0" alt="[Chilling]" />
[ 06-21-2002: Message edited by: Nebagakid ]</p>
<strong>I'd ask him:
Why can't people under 18 work at the Apple Stores if they know more than some of the idiots working there?</strong><hr></blockquote>
It's called perceived credibility.
Get over it, EmAn.
Apple has never been anywhere close to the dominant computing platform. What decision(s) could Apple have made way back when to give the Macintosh 95% market-share now? Do you think you/Apple made mistakes in that area, and if so, what would you change if you could do it over?
<strong>Why don't you make the Keynotes more fun? Like adding more jokes... Maybe throw t-shirts into the crowds... Break a few Wintels with a baseball bat (titanium bats of course</strong><hr></blockquote>
While you're at it, throw in a 300 lb, profusely sweating gorilla that dances, yells at people for sitting down prematurely, and howls, "I... love... this... company... YEEAAHHH!!!!"
<img src="graemlins/bugeye.gif" border="0" alt="[Skeptical]" /> :eek:
Jeff
<strong>Does Apple withhold state and federal income tax from your $1.00 paycheck each year?
Jeff</strong><hr></blockquote>
You forgot the $50.00 he makes at Pixar
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It's called perceived credibility.
Get over it, EmAn.</strong><hr></blockquote>
That's nice. So you'd rather have someone working in a store trying to sell your products that doesn't know **** over someone that does?
And don't tell me to get over it because I know I'm not the only one pissed about it.
[ 06-22-2002: Message edited by: EmAn ]</p>
- what is your favorite toothpaste : and he should reply i never brush myÂ*teeths, i use gums. A lame question and a lame answer but i least the truth.
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That's nice. So you'd rather have someone working in a store trying to sell your products that doesn't know **** over someone that does?
And don't tell me to get over it because I know I'm not the only one pissed about it.
[ 06-22-2002: Message edited by: EmAn ]</strong><hr></blockquote>
EmAn, you know I like ya and i dont mean to burst your bubble... but, sadly, CosmoNut is right. i had a similar problem working in sales, and i am older than you are (even though i still look like im 19). no one would want me to help them and they'd work with some old fart salepserson instead who was too senile to remember his own name half the time (when he wasnt busy scratching his ass). it really pissed me off, cuz i was more educated and experienced and knowledgeable than everyone else in my office--even the f***ing manager. thats why i quit.
Steve is a vegan, never ever bet on a vegan in a fight, even with Bill Gates as the opponent.
TING5
Steve, I know your God, so I won't ask that. I just wanted to know if I can go to heaven. Please?