"Spandex, it's a privledge, not a right." Cereal Killer -Hackers
"You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake, you are the same decaying organic matter as everything else. We are all part of the same compost heap. We are the all seeing, dancing crap of the world." Tyler -Fight Club
"I don't know anything about a sting, you can torture me all you want.
Tortue you, that's... that's a good idea." Resevoir Dogs
"Jules, you give this f***ing guy $1500 and I'll shoot him on principle." Pulp Fiction
"Italians used to like all the other europeans, fair haired and light skinned. But then the moors came in. And those n***ers did so much f**king they changed them from light hair, light skin to dark hair dark skin. So that makes you part eggplant. I ask you now... am I lieing?" True Romance
"I AM GODZILLA! YOU ARE JAPAN!" Crtitcal Bill -Things to do in Denver When you're Dead
"Do you know you glide?
I glide?
Yes, you glide. Most girls merely trod through life but you, you glide.
I glide. <giggles>
Do you have a boyfriend?
Yes I have a boyfriend.
Does he make you thump?
Does me make me thump?
You know, thump. When you see him your heart races, your skin flushes, it's like the whole world fades away and all you see is him. Girls who glide need guys who make them thump." Things to Do in Denver When You're dead
One of my favorite quotes from that movie is the little speech the black commando guy gives after his aircraft gun buddy (Ventura) is killed. I can't remember the exact words- just that it ends with, "I'm gonna cut yo name into him...gonna cut yo naaaaame into him..."
Oh, and I guess that brings up another good quote when Ventura's character first unveils his uber weapon (the aircraft gun). You look at the contraption, then hear him say, "Payback time!", and you think, "Oh $hit, he's serious now!" That thing had the coolest sound, too!
"If only you could see the things I've seen... with your eyes."
I like the quote towards the end of the movie, when Rutger Hauer's replicant character is barely getting out his last words:
"I've...seen things you people wouldn't believe...attack ships on fire off the shore of Orion. I watched seabeams glitter in the dark near Tenhaus Gate. All those...moments lost...in time...like...tears...in the rain."
Then he dies and releases a bird from his hand in symbolic gesture.
"All civilizations should have a rite of passage. It should hard, it should be painful, and it should definately... leave a mark." Cap'n Howdy Strangeville
i've kept away from trainspotting for too long (kiddies, watch out. theres dirty words).
"Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed- interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit- crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?
I choose not to choose life. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who need reasons when you've got heroin?"
for some reason, that reminds me of one from the big lebowski (i think no one mentioned this one yet).
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"You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake, you are the same decaying organic matter as everything else. We are all part of the same compost heap. We are the all seeing, dancing crap of the world." Tyler -Fight Club
"I don't know anything about a sting, you can torture me all you want.
Tortue you, that's... that's a good idea." Resevoir Dogs
"Jules, you give this f***ing guy $1500 and I'll shoot him on principle." Pulp Fiction
"Italians used to like all the other europeans, fair haired and light skinned. But then the moors came in. And those n***ers did so much f**king they changed them from light hair, light skin to dark hair dark skin. So that makes you part eggplant. I ask you now... am I lieing?" True Romance
"I AM GODZILLA! YOU ARE JAPAN!" Crtitcal Bill -Things to do in Denver When you're Dead
"Do you know you glide?
I glide?
Yes, you glide. Most girls merely trod through life but you, you glide.
I glide. <giggles>
Do you have a boyfriend?
Yes I have a boyfriend.
Does he make you thump?
Does me make me thump?
You know, thump. When you see him your heart races, your skin flushes, it's like the whole world fades away and all you see is him. Girls who glide need guys who make them thump." Things to Do in Denver When You're dead
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die."
- Inigo Montoya, The princess bride.
But, since some of you like the whole thing:
Inigo: (all but audible) Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.
Inigo: (a little louder) Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.
Inigo: (a little louder still) Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.
Count Rugen: Stop saying that!
Inigo: (All he's got) HELLO! MY NAME IS INIGO MONTOYA. YOU KILLED MY FATHER. PREPARE TO DIE.
Count Rugen: - No -
Inigo: - offer me money -
Count Rugen: - yes -
Inigo: - power too -- promise me that -
Count Rugen: - all that I have and more please -
Inigo: - offer me everything I ask for -
Count Rugen: - anything you want
Inigo: - I WANT MY FATHER BACK, YOU SON-OF- A-BITCH!
--The princess bride.
Clark: Yeah.
Will: Well, I got her number. How do you like them apples!?
Good Will Hunting
trying to avoid duplication (of quote or film) of many of the gems listed so far
and without really digging into the comedy goldmine that is Monty Python...
while ordering French troops wrongly accused of cowardice to be executed, General Mireau says,
" If those sweethearts won't face German bullets, they'll take French ones!"
- Paths of Glory
"I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that"
- HAL in 2001
"Badges? We don't need no steenkin' badges!"
- Blazing Saddles
"'More Human than human' is our motto"
- Tyrell in Blade Runner
"Gort! Klaatu barada nikto!"
- The Day the Earth Stood Still
"Spandex: it's a privilege, not a right"
- Hackers ( ... a film with lots of spandex)
Steve Jobs: "We're better than you are. We've got better stuff. "
Bill Gates: "You don't understand, Steve. That doesn't matter. "
- Pirates of Silicon Valley
"Stand up wherever you are, go to the nearest window and yell as loud as you can: 'I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take it anymore.'"
- Network
"Oh stewardess, I speak jive"
- Airplane
"The key here, I think, is to not think of death as an end. But... but... think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses."
- Love and Death
"Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!"
- Wizard of Oz
raw deal
"i ain't got time to bleed"
predator
both lines spoken by future governors!
Originally posted by curiousuburb
"Badges? We don't need no steenkin' badges!"
- Blazing Saddles
The original is from The Treasure of the Sierra Madre:
"Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinking badges!"
Originally posted by Daver
Another one to guess:
"It's clean."
Ha! I got this one. Speed, spoken by Keanu Reeves.
Originally posted by superkarate monkeydeathcar
"i ain't got time to bleed"
predator
FOOMP, FOOMP! "Got time to duck?"
One of my favorite quotes from that movie is the little speech the black commando guy gives after his aircraft gun buddy (Ventura) is killed. I can't remember the exact words- just that it ends with, "I'm gonna cut yo name into him...gonna cut yo naaaaame into him..."
Oh, and I guess that brings up another good quote when Ventura's character first unveils his uber weapon (the aircraft gun). You look at the contraption, then hear him say, "Payback time!", and you think, "Oh $hit, he's serious now!" That thing had the coolest sound, too!
Originally posted by EMGeneratr
"If only you could see the things I've seen... with your eyes."
I like the quote towards the end of the movie, when Rutger Hauer's replicant character is barely getting out his last words:
"I've...seen things you people wouldn't believe...attack ships on fire off the shore of Orion. I watched seabeams glitter in the dark near Tenhaus Gate. All those...moments lost...in time...like...tears...in the rain."
Then he dies and releases a bird from his hand in symbolic gesture.
Originally posted by Randycat99
Ha! I got this one. Speed, spoken by Keanu Reeves.
You're doing this to spite me, I can tell.
Any other guesses?
"Who is WE, sucka?"
"Smith, and Wesson...and me"
BLAM
Originally posted by Willoughby
Will: Do you like apples?
Clark: Yeah.
Will: Well, I got her number. How do you like them apples!?
Good Will Hunting
Will: Applesauce, bitch!
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
People can say what they want about Matt and Ben, they are willing to laugh at themselves.
Jeff
Originally posted by Randycat99
That wasn't it???
You were pretty close.
"What attracts you personally to the desert?"
"It's clean."
Jackson Bentley and T. E. Lawrence, LAWRENCE OF ARABIA
"Your suffering will be like a faint memory of heaven." Pinhead -HellRaiser
"I have all the power in the world to give to you. All you have to do, is beg." The Nix -Lord of Illusions
"You have failed me for the last time." Darth Vader _Star Wars
"All civilizations should have a rite of passage. It should hard, it should be painful, and it should definately... leave a mark." Cap'n Howdy Strangeville
from one of the funniest movies ever made in history. That and "Top Secret", but I cant remember any memorable quotes from that.
"Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed- interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit- crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?
I choose not to choose life. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who need reasons when you've got heroin?"
for some reason, that reminds me of one from the big lebowski (i think no one mentioned this one yet).
"Ah fuck it. Let's go bowling."
Originally posted by ZO
"I am serious. And don't call me shirly"
from one of the funniest movies ever made in history. That and "Top Secret", but I cant remember any memorable quotes from that.
Half of "Top Secrets!"' comedy comes from sight gags, which is difficult enough to translate here and not the purpose of this thread, unfortunately.
One bit of dialogue in the film I recall cracking me up is the introduction of the French Resistance members:
Du Quois: This is Chevalier, Montage, Detente, Avant Garde, and Deja Vu.
Deja Vu: Haven't we met before?
Nick Rivers: I don't think so.
Du Quois: Over there, Croissant, Souffle, Escargot, and Chocolate Mousse.
Other quotes from the film can be found at IMDB's site.
"On really romantic evenings of self, I go salsa dancing with my confusion." ~Speed Levitch, Waking Life