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  • Siri gets two new voices, user choice at setup in iOS 14.5

    chasm said:
    I don't ask anything special out of Siri -- play that album or song or podcast, what's the weather, how far to x, send a message to x, remind me to do x, Add [event] to my [type] calendar, that sort of thing -- and it does it all just fine, with no issues. I do find that certain tricky things -- the sort of thing no other vocal assistant can do either -- requires me to either enunciate more or spell out a particular term, but once I figure out the wording that works, it continues to work.

    As for Elijahg, have you tried establishing your relationship with your father in Contacts? I did that with my sister and brother (my father is no longer living) and instantly Siri understood "call my sister" et al. While the default for that relationship would be "father," you can give him a custom label in the "related name" field to "Dad," and then it should work to say "call Dad" -- though if you have several Dans in your directory, I would be sure to pronounce that last D in "Dad." You might also try giving him the nickname of "Dad," that might improve your results as well.

    Try it out!
    I had a similar issue. My mom changed her name to her actual name, and I got the option to accept her updated profile with her actual name, but Siri no longer recognized when I said “call mom.” I think Siri finally learned after 6 months or so though. Not sure why it took so long. Now, the brilliant thing Siri does is tell me “this could be _____, or 3 other people.” What the fuck is that? Who are the 3 other people that could be calling me from a specific number? Siri is a joke. Can’t even give more than one command at a time after over 10 gd years in development. I don’t trust it to do anything other than basic, rote tasks, and even with that it’s not great. Apple keeps adding “knowledge” and other bs without improving the core functionality much at all. It’s been obvious that this is a problem for so long, but Apple can’t be bothered to give a shit about their services apparently. How does eddy cue still have his gd job after screwing up Apple services consistently for over a decade??? How many billions have these ongoing bumbles cost Apple? How much has the brand and credibility suffered bc of apples crap services? Why hasn’t anything changed in over 10 years?
    elijahg
  • Siri gets two new voices, user choice at setup in iOS 14.5

    The new female voice sounds like an African American. I hope I’m right. Would be pretty cool. 
    Why are you assuming gender?? Just bc the voice sounds female they could identify as male, or an octopus. So patriarchal of you. 
    JanNLmike1elijahgdoozydozen
  • Supposed next-gen Apple TV remote turns out to be third-party hardware

    I would say “anything would be better than the current remote” but that gives them way too much leeway to prove me wrong once again. Why is apple so bad at peripherals? 
    The people who created that meme are the same type of people that would’ve left the charging cord in the mouse permanently if given the option. 
    Rayz2016BeatsStrangeDays
  • Apple was leading buyer of AI companies between 2016 and 2020

    Beats said:
    And when will they use these companies? They acquired VocalIQ years ago which is smarter than all current AIs. It can understand whole human sentences like “I need a restaurant that has WiFi for the kids.”

    At this point Apple should acquire Yelp for the data. I know it’s expensive but could be a good deal and feed all that info to Siri.
     
    Agreed, let’s not hold our breaths. I remember being excited when they acquired Beats, bc beats had this interesting feature where you could ask it to play custom playlists on the fly, like, “play some chill EDM” or “play some party pop music,” or whatever. What happened to that?? They apparently married themselves to this idea of ‘the story of playlists,’ trying to tackle something before it was ready, while neglecting very simple improvements. The playlists have finally gotten good, but Apple Music could be so much more. Where tf is karaoke for the Apple TV?? Why are the social features worthless in apples most social app?? On and on. 

    And Siri.. over a decade into it and we still have to say one command at a time, if we’re lucky! How hard is it to get Siri to follow “turn my living room lights to amber at fifty percent”?

    I keep saying this, but it really is an insult to its customers for Apple to keep fumbling nearly every service they create for their ecosystem. The saddest part is, normies who aren’t Apple fans, who look at Apple as a whole, see the services as a joke, and thus see the hardware and OS in the same way, not understanding, at all, the quality, security, thoughtful design, integrity of the company, etc. 

    elijahg
  • 'iPhone 13 Pro' has new colors & stainless steel coating, claims leaker

    mobird said:
    As I have stated previously, all Apple needs to do is make the iPhone 12 mini a "Pro" version and the lackluster sales of that model will be reversed.
    I would get a pro mini in a heartbeat. Even with the smaller pro it’s annoying to have to reach all the time with my thumb (and I have medium-large hands).
    watto_cobra