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Foldable phones need to be a Z so the correct dimensions work as a ph then as a tab. In other news, President Shameless tries new tac bleeding heart, proving he has insight into the things which constitute SS’s customer base. And a stupid cow at the Wrong Street Journal dresses up as a battery - more news at 11!

In other news, a decrepit old fool takes one last pitiful swing at the spotlight. Unsure how WinCE, and then WiMo could possibly have ever commercially tainted any advancement for Zune/WPh, or the anti-halos of XP/Vista/8, attached to the murder of a once-loved Nordic brand, the old fart stuck to his one successful move: speaking shite. While a certain amount of grave rolling was happening somewhere, it went unnoticed do to the huge amount of eye-rolling which has caused the planet to increase its rotational velocity, which may or may not contribute to climate change. Another report has stated, via unconfirmed sources, that a fat, tasteless shill will present a ‘tell all’ on being cheap! More news at 11!

Such blatant hypocracy. 
And as if the usa never improsioned or tortured or illegally invaded anyone. 
Good luck ignoring the laws of another country zucker

This is the best non-DED article I’ve ever read on AI!!

In other news, several financial analysits have reported that Microsoft has once again engaged in a disturbing bloodletting of its execs for the huge waste of Office profits which were diverted to buying a lo-res game. ‘It seemed like a great idea at the time...’ one whistful manager familiar with the topic was reported to have said, The poke-in-the-eye which triggered this latest cntrl-alt-del of manager BSOD was the total confirmation that zero people cared about Minecraft - despote MS desperately trying to port this program to a TV set-top box. In a snarky tweet, Ballmer sweatily remarked, ‘Apple is doomed. I knew it.’ Several mid-forty gamers noted surprise that Minecraft would even work on a Siri remote being played across a living room. Three ApleInsider staff reportedly went on a snack rampage at the local mall. More news at 11!