fmalloy

The fact that an article like this needs to be written speaks volumes.about Apple these days. So we have a shiny new object of desire that - gasp - unlocks with your face and has - gasp - no home button...but you're still presented with the same tired old grid of icons.

Oh well, at least there are also exciting new swipe gestures that will keep things interesting. But we need a shortcut gesture to "erase and restore from backup", apparently.

Magical. 

Years of research, I’m sure, was responsible for this. 

Hollywood is almost completely out of ideas. So, bring back past successes, make movies out of comics, movies out of TV shows, and TV shows out of movies. It's not a "remake", which sounds bad, it's a REBOOT! So hip!

Want your Home button back? Just purchase the optional Home Button Dongle with 2" Lightning plug (part # M6294) for only $69.99

Wow...something to make liberal techies actually support military action against NK...who would have guessed?