Ecky-Thump

"Apple tops list of most 'intimate' brands among millennials" Vibrator advantage due to the Taptic Engine?

Probably caused by Google and the Modem firmware, fighting over who gets to spy on you.

Shame, would have nice to see an update to a keyboard that doesn't clog at the mere sight of dust and doesn't require a whole top case and battery if a key mechanism has broken, or maybe a magsafe connector, that allows you to see if your computer is charging or fully charged from across the room and also doesn't require the right spec USB C cable to charge. A battery indicator is nice, so you don't have to open the screen to see the battery level. I also wouldn't mind a status light, so you can see if the damn thing has actually switched on. Happy memories of actual useful features not sacrificed for "as thin as possible" mindset.

People attend "Today at Apple" workshops?

"..and attorney fees of $96 million" I'm in the wrong job.