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  • Premiere 6.5 - yuck!The Apple Reseller who I always deal with lent me a NFR version of Premiere 6.5. They wanted to know how it works out so that when people come to ask…

    ... filters. Realtime preview....is a joke at best. Yes it allows ...
    leonis leonis October 2002 Mac Software
  • OSX "whois" yields terrorist info? HACKED?!OK, so I just installed OS X and decided to play around with the &quot;whois&quot; under Network Utility.<br /> <br /> <br /> After trying out a few …

    ... ? Is this some bad insider joke? MSKR
    masker masker January 2002 macOS
  • WTF happened to our OS?ok, so i'm reading through the genius bar area, and the OS X area, and i start noticing a trend.<br /> <br /> OS X is hard to use. not impossible ha…

    ... OS'es, that's a joke! you shouldn't have to ...
    alcimedes alcimedes April 2002 macOS
  • MPEG2 in GT6 - OS X 10.2 on a Pismo with Rage 128Well does it work? <img src="/images/smilies/1biggrin.gif" border="0" alt="" title="Big Grin" class="inlineimg" /> <br /> <br /> Well bad joke but …

    Well does it work? Well bad joke but The Force drove me to it. Lock and trash at will.
    anders anders May 2002 macOS
  • Have this been changed/fixed in Jaguar?Since people seem to reply faster here than on Apples forums I would like to ask some questions about the upcoming OS X version.<br /> <br /> Anyone …

    ... spinning circle of death removed? (joke) Well, I know I have ...
    star-affinity star-affinity July 2002 macOS
  • RAM, seriously...I've bought 256 Megs of RAM along with the included 128 Megs of the 12 inch iBook. Makes 384, and I thought that would be more than I'd ever need.<br…

    ... " and thought "is that a joke?". Finder, Chimera, Mail, JediKnight (an ...
    chucker chucker August 2002 macOS
  • John Travolta...will someone please explain him to me?This guy is golden. He walks on air and is touched by the mighty hand of God himself, apparently.<br /> <br /> Never have I seen such a mediocre tale…

    ... seen as somewhat of a joke. Along comes that doofus Quentin ...
    pscates pscates December 2001 General Discussion
  • So Much for Better SecurityApparently the government doesn't mind having high school drop-outs running our airport screening facilities. What a joke...I guess they think this i…

    ... airport screening facilities. What a joke...I guess they think this ...
    moogs moogs December 2001 General Discussion
  • Joke Thread...Think of how <i>condoms</i> relate to these slogans.<br /> <br /> Nike: Just do it. <br /> <br /> Toyota: Oh what a feeling. <br /> <br /> Diet Pepsi…

    Think of how condoms relate to these slogans. Nike: Just do it. Toyota: Oh what a feeling. Diet Pepsi: You got the right one, baby. Pringles: Once you pop, you can't stop. Mentos: The freshmaker. Flintstones Vitamins Pack: Ten million strong and growing. ...
    nostradamus nostradamus January 2002 General Discussion
  • Axis of stupidity...I found this at &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.synearth.net&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;synearth.net&lt;/a&gt; but its from &lt;a href=&quot;http…

    ... head... Our president is a joke, a fake, a novice in ...
    ferro ferro February 2002 General Discussion
  • Why do they hate us?Because their culture is backward and corrupt.<br /> <br /> <br /> &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.opinionjournal.com/extra/?id=105001688&quot; target=&q…

    ... habeas corpus is a cruel joke in Baghdad, and when Saudi ...
    ghost_user_name ghost_user_name February 2002 General Discussion
  • Joke ThreadWhile visiting England, George W Bush is invited to tea with the Queen.<br /> <br /> He asks her what her leadership philosophy is.<br /> <br /> She …

    While visiting England, George W Bush is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people. He asks how she knows if they're intelligent. "I do so by asking them ...
    tonton tonton April 2002 General Discussion
  • UK a joke!So there's this old lady, of German descent married to a Greek man. She has a disfunctional family: sons unemployed apart from meeting people, going …

    So there's this old lady, of German descent married to a Greek man. She has a disfunctional family: sons unemployed apart from meeting people, going to lunch and failing in business an a string of failled marrages... AND WE'VE GOT HER AS HEAD OF STATE! No ...
    zarathustra zarathustra June 2002 General Discussion
  • Ha ha! These are our allies!Beleive it or not.<br /> <br /> &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,55321,00.html&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;http://www.foxn…

    Beleive it or not. http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,55321,00.html Unfortunately it's NOT a joke.
    outsider outsider June 2002 General Discussion
  • What is the oldest joke in the world?Is it:<br /> <br /> A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks &quot;Why the long face?&quot;<br /> <br /> &lt;img src=&quot;graemlins/lol.gif&qu…

    Is it: A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?"
    vargas vargas July 2002 General Discussion
  • Fouling our nestThis basically touched the tip where the iceberg begins:<br /> <br /> [quote] from the NYTIMES Fouling Our Own Nest<br /> By BOB HERBERT<br /> <br /…

    ... . But Mr. Bush is no joke. His trashing of the environment ...
    pfflam pfflam July 2002 General Discussion
  • AppleInsider Murder SolversMy cousin's has a friend who is investigating a murder. He been trying to find out the meaning of a clue left by the murderer. The victim had a penn…

    ... references? It's not a joke. Didn't that Nielsen report ...
    murk murk July 2002 General Discussion
  • military service?some thread ey?<br /> <br /> 1) who does?<br /> 2) why?<br /> 3) where?<br /> 4) what's it like?<br /> <br /> for me:<br /> <br /> 1) not anymore (di…

    ... because the army is a joke here. very low-tech and ...
    peve peve August 2002 General Discussion
  • Worlds funniest joke?Ahem...<br /> <br /> [quote]A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathin…

    Ahem... [quote]A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He ...
    anders anders October 2002 General Discussion
  • Cats and watermelonsI've seen a few things mentioning cats and watermelons in people's signatures... &quot;My cat is watermelonesque&quot; or &quot;My cat ate my waterme…

    I've seen a few things mentioning cats and watermelons in people's signatures... "My cat is watermelonesque" or "My cat ate my watermelon." Huh? I must have missed something... is it some sort of AI in-joke?
    luca luca October 2002 General Discussion
  • The Avril Lavigne ConspiracyI was reading the latest Rolling Stone while taking care of business and I suddenly realized why this talentless waste of oxygen gets so much press: …

    ... 're joining. Case closed: every joke needs a victim. Avril Lavigne ...
    groverat groverat November 2002 General Discussion
  • the commercials you hate mosti generally just tune out and ignore commercials, but occasionally there are some that really get under my skin. one that's really bugging me lately…

    ... commercial ridiculous factually, the whole joke of the commercial could be ...
    progmac progmac December 2002 General Discussion
  • Exile to Saddam?&lt;a href=&quot;http://abcnews.go.com/wire/Politics/ap20030119_893.html&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;http://abcnews.go.com/wire/Politics/ap200…

    ... religious POV he is a joke and its clearly he is ...
    ghost_user_name ghost_user_name January 2003 General Discussion
  • Did Scott Ritter (former UN weapons inspector) get into trouble?:confused:<br /> <br /> I was watching, of all things, Leno tonight and he had a joke in his monologue about Scott Ritter arrested in an Internet sti…

    ... tonight and he had a joke in his monologue about Scott ...
    pscates pscates January 2003 General Discussion
  • OmniGroup employee carjacked!No joke, just saw it on the Seattle news. Tom Bunch, one of the OmniGroup folk, was carjacked at 95th NE and Roosevelt in Seattle, and the perp took…

    No joke, just saw it on the ...
    kickaha kickaha January 2003 General Discussion
  • So now they DO have the documentation...hmmm.Iraq turned over more &quot;documnents&quot; on VX, Anthrax, etc. today. I thought they didn't have any more information? <br /> <br /> Resolution 1…

    ... to an omission? What a joke.
    sdw2001 sdw2001 February 2003 General Discussion
  • So now they DO have documentation...hmmm.Iraq turned over more &quot;documents&quot; on VX, Anthrax, etc. today. I thought they didn't have any more information? Oh, jeez, I guess I was wro…

    ... to an omission? What a joke. [ 02-10-2003: Message edited ...
    sdw2001 sdw2001 February 2003 General Discussion
  • Happy Vagina dayit's vagina awareness day around campus--well actually it was yesterday and today. anyone else excited about playing a good game of pin-the-tail-on-…

    ... dunno... this isn't a joke by the way. they actually ...
    _ alliance _ _ alliance _ February 2003 General Discussion
  • to Jonathon & Fran (to answer your question.Obviously you can't take a joke!! lighten up man!!<br /> <br /> Fran, no, I'm not beefyguy.<br /> <br /> All I did, backwards mac apple, is to ask wh…

    ... you can't take a joke!! lighten up man!! Fran, no ...
    the_name_thief the_name_thief November 2001 General Discussion
  • Westlake Interactive's Mark Adams now Glenda Adams&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.insidemacgames.com/features/view.php?ID=98&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;http://www.insidemacgames.com/features/view…

    http://www.insidemacgames.com/features/view.php?ID=98 This caught my eye. Apparently Glenda was born with Gender Dyshporia. No joke. Glenda Adams plays a pretty key role in the Mac gaming world, so I thought some of you might be interested.
    jutus jutus January 2002 General Discussion
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