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April Fools: get ready for the worst jokes in the tech industryEvery year, several companies--most notoriously Google--float various unfunny, excessively long dad jokes on April Fools Day. But rather than waste y…
... --float various unfunny, excessively long dad jokes on April Fools Day. But ... more laughable than the dumb jokes tech companies are creating for ... -
Apple reportedly blocks pay equity Slack channel amid rising tensions with employeesApple has reportedly stopped attempts to create an internal Slack channel dedicated to the discussion of pay equity, with the measure coming as emplo…
... channels -- #fun-dogs, #gaming and #dad-jokes -- do not seem to meet ... -
Apple posts full WWDC 2015 keynote extravaganza onlineApple late Monday posted to its website a full version of this year's WWDC keynote address, which clocked in at just under two and a half hours from …
... presence, but the jokes are at best average dad jokes, and are normally ... everything. Not so many jokes in the press events. -
Apple posts full WWDC 2015 keynote extravaganza onlineApple late Monday posted to its website a full version of this year's WWDC keynote address, which clocked in at just under two and a half hours from …
... presence, but the jokes are at best average dad jokes,[/quote] he knows that -- everybody knows theyre dad jokes (Gruber has even talked about his dad jokes), but he ... -
Apple HR head Denise Young Smith takes up new role as VP for 'Inclusion and Diversity'Apple's human resources leader -- Denise Young Smith -- has taken up a new role within the company as its VP for Inclusion and Diversity, according t…
... mean less of the cringey dad jokes on stage. No one here ... -
Apple HR head Denise Young Smith takes up new role as VP for 'Inclusion and Diversity'Apple's human resources leader -- Denise Young Smith -- has taken up a new role within the company as its VP for Inclusion and Diversity, according t…
... mean less of the cringey dad jokes on stage. The only thing ... the same page about the dad jokes. -
Apple HR head Denise Young Smith takes up new role as VP for 'Inclusion and Diversity'Apple's human resources leader -- Denise Young Smith -- has taken up a new role within the company as its VP for Inclusion and Diversity, according t…
... mean less of the cringey dad jokes on stage. No one here ... -
Apple HR head Denise Young Smith takes up new role as VP for 'Inclusion and Diversity'Apple's human resources leader -- Denise Young Smith -- has taken up a new role within the company as its VP for Inclusion and Diversity, according t…
... mean less of the cringey dad jokes on stage. The only thing ... -
Apple HR head Denise Young Smith takes up new role as VP for 'Inclusion and Diversity'Apple's human resources leader -- Denise Young Smith -- has taken up a new role within the company as its VP for Inclusion and Diversity, according t…
... mean less of the cringey dad jokes on stage. The only thing ... -
Editorial: Can journalists have feelings at Apple events?It's a tough crowd at Apple Park. One of the first hot takes to fly off the grill of the New York Times after Apple's iPhone launch event this week d…
I noticed that too, and it happened a few times. Maybe his lame dad-jokes have finally worn thin with the general public at these events. I hope!! -
Google pokes fun at Apple's Jony Ive design videos in new headphone jack adGoogle has released a satirical ad for the Pixel 5a's headphone jack that pokes fun at Apple, even though that feature is actually absent from Google…
jSnively said: "Hey Google, tell me a joke" LOL. I just got "what do you call a bear with no teeth".... Long live Dad jokes. :) -
THIS IS FOR MEN TIRED OF RECEIVING MALE-BASHING JOKESHow many men does it take to open a beer ?<br /> None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.<br /> <br /> Why is a Laundromat a really bad p…
... wife until he marries her?" Dad: That's true in every ... -
iChat: Appleinsider transcripts9/22 5:50 - 9/23 12:15<br /> [quote] 5:50 PM<br /> mycroft@mac.com has joined this chat.<br /> spartiansoldier has joined this chat.<br /> 6:00 PM<b…
... now astromanluca: I know my dad had one a while ago ... : hehe randysimpson@mac.com: my dad would play it up sometimes ... 19 sjpsu: no man mom jokes are just my alternative personality ... : it's johnnydangerously jgerard48: at dad's house jgerard48: lol llovato ... -
Help me write a letter to the poor broad in the Amex sorting facility.You know those pre-paid return envelopes you get in your junk mail? I always save them, and when I have a little pile I?ll take the contents of one a…
... them got through. Just stupid jokes and things, nothing important that ... a couple weeks ago my dad mentions having to go and ... -
Review: Play 'Pokemon Masters' if you have time or money to burnPokemon Masters, the newest addition to Pokemon's ever-growing collection of spinoffs and side-games, is finally released. AppleInsider takes a look …
... predictable level of corniness and dad-tier jokes that happen-- even the ... -
The best of WWDC 2020 -- Apple Silicon, iOS 14, macOS Big Sur and moreApple's fast-paced keynote raced through the features coming to macOS, <a href="https://appleinsider.com/inside/ios">iOS</a>, and more, but it wasn't…
... updates, and a couple of jokes. It was a memorable WWDC ... which is slower, and possibly Dad dancing, which Kevin Lynch gamely ... -
Star Wars: AotCJust got back from a midnight showing.<br /> Well, where to start?<br /> *SPOILERS*<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<b…
... terrible actor. So is his "dad," apparently. - C3P0 and R2D2 have ... great acting) there were awful jokes, and loads of other just ... -
where were you on 9/11?its almost a year (wow time flies) and we're all getting reminded of this everywhere we look and listen. This obviously made me think of when it happ…
... was horrible. Shortly after, my dad came home in tears, carrying ... I think anyone who makes jokes about that day or anything ... think you would be making jokes about it. This is a ... -
How was your weekend?How was your Thanksgiving (if you live in the US)<br /> Friends and family all doing well? I had a great Thanksgiving!! It is always nice to see fa…
... verbose in his usual playful jokes. he proceeds to offend my ... one after I lost my Dad... Miss him very much. I ... -
The Republican agenda against Roe v Wade.Now that we have a Republican majority, things look pretty bleak for human rights in the US.<br /> <br /> Last week Congress introduced a bill purpor…
... kids) inside them...i make jokes about the baby's big ... up to me and said, "dad, i'm sorry, i got ... help her...if she said, "Dad, i'm only 14, i ... -
French War history. Got to love them.......or hate them I forget.French military History in a nutshell -<br /> <br /> - Gallic Wars - Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 <br /> years of <br /> Fre…
... are some pretty good french jokes though. Why do the French ... , "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my ... -
Pictures of your computer setups for 2002Its been quite a while since we have had one of these. Post pictures of your 2002 setups to this thread. Please keep them around 640x480 in size an…
... I've let the my dad have till his is fixed ... :cool Should I start the jokes now? How do you find ... -
September 11th memorial thread...As the 2nd anniversary of the devastating attacks on America is days away, I find it only fitting to start a thread where people can share their stor…
... was horrible. Shortly after, my dad came home in tears, carrying ... I think anyone who makes jokes about that day or anything ... think you would be making jokes about it. This is a ... -
iPodRocks.com<a href="http://www.ipodrocks.com" target="_blank">http://www.ipodrocks.com</a><br /> <br /> A sensory overload!! <img src="/images/smilies/1biggrin.…
The convince your parents section is fantastic! I'm glad to see someone at Apple has a sense of humor with regards to this kind of marketing. Dad, it's easy to laugh at your great jokes. Especially when I'm listening to my new iPod. -
Michael Moore - Fahrenheit 9/11 (general discussion - merged)<a href="http://www.fahrenheit911.com/trailer/" target="_blank">http://www.fahrenheit911.com/trailer/</a>
... can you defend someone who jokes about sending a thousand Americans ... can see him and his dad schmoozing with Saudis. And yes ... -
Execs say Apple could lower iPad price if market demands it - reportIf the market does not respond well to the iPad and its price range of $499 to $829, Apple executives have reportedly said they could be "nimble…
... by rain I asked my dad if he was interested in ... : living quarters These feminine product jokes have been used to death ... -
Retailers ready BlackBerry PlayBook fire sale for holiday pushRetailers are getting ready to slash as much as $300 off the price of Research in Motion's BlackBerry PlayBook in hopes of clearing out inventory thi…
... an iPad but Mum and Dad will buy me a kindle ... one hand (proceed with masturbation jokes). Quote: Between the Fire and ... -
Apple design chief Jonathan Ive awarded knighthoodJonathan Ive, Apple's senior vice president of industrial design, has been named a Knight Commander of the British Empire in the U.K.'s 2012 New Year…
... and the MG Midget my dad drove in his youth was ... ; one of the oldest running jokes among vintage car owners is ... -
Users say Apple's iPhone worth $313 to them, Android averages $220<vc><strong>A new survey has found that the average iPhone user considers their handset to be worth $313 to them, while Android smartphones are value…
... of that phone? *(My dad grew up learning how to ... bad jokes when that topic came up, especially since my dad was ...
