Worst lines from movies

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the toolboithe toolboi
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in General Discussion edited September 2015
I was thinking over some of the really bad movies Ive seen, and suddenly realized that all of their high points was some rediculous line which just makes you go "wha?!".

What do you guys consider to be the worst lines from movies?



I got two that tie right now, mainly for their delivery:

1. Judge Dread: "Ahh dinnt brek no law, Ahh Ayam tha law"

2. The One: "I am not your bitch! I am [insert guys name here]! I am no ones bitch! You are all my bitches!"
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  • Reply 1 of 26
    groveratgroverat Posts: 10,872member
    "I know Kung-Fu."
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    ghost_user_nameghost_user_name Posts: 22,667member
    anything from Anikin Skywalker in E1.
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    kaboomkaboom Posts: 286member
    "Now that's a hole!"

    From the single most horrendous abomination unleashed upon mankind, "Evolution".

    I have to wash myself now that I've mentioned it.
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  • Reply 4 of 26
    jeffyboyjeffyboy Posts: 1,055member
    Jesse Ventura from Predator: "I ain't got time to bleed!" So memorably bad it became the title of his autobiography.



    Jeff
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  • Reply 5 of 26
    luckylucky Posts: 50member
    Any of the three lines from the recent movie "Heist" (possibly one of the worst movies of all time) which all together probably form about half the total dialogue and make for amusing sequences if you and several other people sit around and yell them at each other randomly:



    1) "You're bust!"

    2) "The job's burnt!"

    3) "We need the job!"



    Edit



    [ 11-29-2001: Message edited by: Lucky ]</p>
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  • Reply 6 of 26
    the toolboithe toolboi Posts: 557member
    anything from Anikin Skywalker in E1.

    Damn, you win...

    "Yipeeeeeeeeeeee"
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  • Reply 7 of 26
    nonhumannonhuman Posts: 131member
    "You know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightening? ..." I think you know where I'm going with this.
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  • Reply 8 of 26
    artman @_@artman @_@ Posts: 2,546member
    I watched "the Rock" last night...jeez, that whole movie is a bad line...



    "He'll breathe when you breathe, and when you take a piss...he'll hold it!"



    <img src="graemlins/bugeye.gif" border="0" alt="[Skeptical]" />
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  • Reply 9 of 26
    solosolo Posts: 89member
    I?ve never been to the opera, (then she snorts)?
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  • Reply 10 of 26
    cdhostagecdhostage Posts: 1,038member
    "i'm surrounded by assholes!"



    -Spaceballs
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  • Reply 11 of 26
    jambojambo Posts: 3,036member
    Worst movie line ever?



    "Nobody keeps Baby in the corner." - Dirty Dancing



    J :cool:
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  • Reply 12 of 26
    murbotmurbot Posts: 5,262member
    This is a different entry. It's a terrible line according to my wife, but I think it's great.



    Army of Darkness (which is really The Evil Dead III)



    Set a few hundred years in the future.



    Princess: "Why are you acting this way? You said you loved thee!"



    Ash - "Uh, well.... where I come from, that's just called Pillow Talk, baby."



    Sorry man, I just loved that part. I'm always saying it to my wife (and getting jabbed in the ribs...)



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  • Reply 13 of 26
    sdw2001sdw2001 Posts: 18,067member
    Batman and Robin



    Mr. Freeze: "Take two of these, and call me in the morning"



    Same character: "Alright everybody, chill!"





    uggghhh.
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  • Reply 14 of 26
    daverdaver Posts: 496member
    "KHAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN!!!!!"



    - Admiral James T. Kirk, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan



    Gotta love his delivery.
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  • Reply 15 of 26
    toebwontoebwon Posts: 10member
    "anything from Anikin Skywalker in E1."



    How about anything uttered by Queen Amidala or Jar Jar Binks or hell let's face it the whole damn movie sucked pretty bad.[
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  • Reply 16 of 26
    alpha macalpha mac Posts: 463member
    [quote]Originally posted by Daver:

    <strong>"KHAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN!!!!!"



    - Admiral James T. Kirk, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan



    Gotta love his delivery. </strong><hr></blockquote>



    Yep you do.
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  • Reply 17 of 26
    artman @_@artman @_@ Posts: 2,546member
    [quote]Originally posted by murbot:

    <strong>Army of Darkness (which is really The Evil Dead III)</strong><hr></blockquote>



    "Good, Bad...I'm the one with the gun...."



    "Gimme some sugar baby."



    "Shop smart...Shop SMart!"



    I love that movie...
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  • Reply 18 of 26
    pscatespscates Posts: 5,847member
    Pretty much anything from "Top Gun". I actually walked out of that movie years ago at the theater.



    I only saw the entire thing on video about four years ago, and yes...it still sucked as badly as I remembered it.



    The first in a long line of "troubled loner trying to live up to the memory/feats of a dead father and ultimately buck the system, get a little smoochie and save the day" movies from Mr. Cruise.



    You can take "Top Gun", put it in a courtroom and you'll have "A Few Good Men".



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  • Reply 19 of 26
    sdw2001sdw2001 Posts: 18,067member
    [quote]Originally posted by pscates:

    <strong>Pretty much anything from "Top Gun". I actually walked out of that movie years ago at the theater.



    I only saw the entire thing on video about four years ago, and yes...it still sucked as badly as I remembered it.



    The first in a long line of "troubled loner trying to live up to the memory/feats of a dead father and ultimately buck the system, get a little smoochie and save the day" movies from Mr. Cruise.



    You can take "Top Gun", put it in a courtroom and you'll have "A Few Good Men".



    </strong><hr></blockquote>





    I'm sorry, I don't agree. Those movies aren't the same, either. Top Gun was an entertaining box office smash. And the acting simply was not all that bad. True, Days of Thunder was basically Top Gun on wheels, but it is a genre...get over it.



    I have never heard anyone say that Top Gun was a "bad" movie. Not until now. Say you didn't care for it, but it wasn't bad at all.
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  • Reply 20 of 26
    buonrottobuonrotto Posts: 6,368member
    I have to second that condemnation of the Top Gun "thang."



    You have to admit, these are not good lines:



    "Your Ego's writing checks your body can't cash."



    "I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you."



    Or perhaps they are simply so shamelessly abused to this day that I despise them despite their initial cleverness.
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