State of the Union tonight...place your bets

brbr
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in General Discussion edited January 2014
  • Number of times Bush uses the word "evil" against Shaq's total number of free throws missed tomorrow.

  • Bush declares Saddam is hiding something...EVEN

  • Over-under for applause breaks is 20.

  • Over-under for unanimous applause breaks is 6.

  • Bush declares war on Iraq...5 to 1.

  • Over-under for number of mosques that will receive grants from Bush's faith based initiatives is 0.

  • "I did not have sex with that woman..." 600 to 1.

  • Bush declares Martial Law...500 to 1.

Ok that's enough to get you guys started...

Add your ideas for bets!
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Comments

  • Reply 1 of 305
    shawnpatrickjoyceshawnpatrickjoyce Posts: 2,417member
    Who's giving the Democratic response?
  • Reply 2 of 305
    thuh freakthuh freak Posts: 2,664member
    I'd say that we're just about guaranteed that ol' Bush will make some kind of speaking error, mispronouncing something or speaking in awkward phrases.
  • Reply 3 of 305
    brbr Posts: 8,395member
    [quote]Originally posted by thuh Freak:

    <strong>I'd say that we're just about guaranteed that ol' Bush will make some kind of speaking error, mispronouncing something or speaking in awkward phrases.</strong><hr></blockquote>



    I'm sorry, we cannot accept that. All answers must be given in the form of a bet. Do an over-under for made up words!
  • Reply 3 of 305
    mrbilldatamrbilldata Posts: 489member
    I bet President Bush will say we need to Bomb because he found the Mujahid Usamah Bin Ladin and he is hiding under IRAQ. <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />



    [ 01-28-2003: Message edited by: MrBillData ]</p>
  • Reply 5 of 305
    artman @_@artman @_@ Posts: 2,546member
    Same old sh!t, different day...bets closed.







    <img src="graemlins/cancer.gif" border="0" alt="[cancer]" />
  • Reply 6 of 305
    pscatespscates Posts: 5,847member
    - Senator Clinton will be caught on camera in either a mid-yawn or eyeroll: 2 to 1

    - There will be way too much applause and standing ovations (after every other sentence, basically): even



    That's about it. Both will happen.
  • Reply 7 of 305
    superkarate monkeydeathcarsuperkarate monkeydeathcar Posts: 2,407member
    [quote]Who's giving the Democratic response? <hr></blockquote>



    the dems have gone outside the beltway to governor locke of the great state of washington.
  • Reply 8 of 305
    superkarate monkeydeathcarsuperkarate monkeydeathcar Posts: 2,407member
    [quote]Senator Clinton will be caught on camera in either a mid-yawn or eyeroll: 2 to 1 <hr></blockquote>



    i'll take that one, she would never disrespect a president during the state of the union.
  • Reply 9 of 305
    colanderofdeathcolanderofdeath Posts: 1,261member
    Governor Locke is OK but he gives a mediocre speech IMO.
  • Reply 10 of 305
    artman @_@artman @_@ Posts: 2,546member
    Ya know...I'm placing my bets that he can't even write the damn speech...







    "Dang, is Saddam one 'd' or two..............dang... <img src="graemlins/oyvey.gif" border="0" alt="[oyvey]" />
  • Reply 11 of 305
    matsumatsu Posts: 6,558member
    In a kooky bit Susan Sarandon is taking her 52 year old breasts on TV in a 30 second paid advert to air just before Bush's state of the Union adress, where she will implore Americans to get the full story on Iraq. Actors and their neurotic female counterparts, actresses, are a truly weird bunch. What's next? Richard Gere and healing music?



    Not that I agree with Bush on all things or even most things, though with reservations I tend to agree with him on this thing, I just find this bit of news amusing.



    [ 01-28-2003: Message edited by: Matsu ]</p>
  • Reply 12 of 305
    scottscott Posts: 7,431member
    I can confirm one "evil".
  • Reply 13 of 305
    superkarate monkeydeathcarsuperkarate monkeydeathcar Posts: 2,407member
    i think he might say something like



    "we must continue to fight for freedom around the world

    while maintaining our vigilence on preventing it here at home"



    oh no, wait....he won't say it, but that's what this administration will continue to do.
  • Reply 14 of 305
    noahjnoahj Posts: 4,503member
    [quote]Originally posted by superkaratemonkeydeathcar:

    <strong>



    i'll take that one, she would never disrespect a president during the state of the union.</strong><hr></blockquote>



    You Lose already, she has done so. It was all over the news after the last State of the Union Adress.
  • Reply 15 of 305
    superkarate monkeydeathcarsuperkarate monkeydeathcar Posts: 2,407member
    oh yeah i remember she was out in her seat giving president bush the finger and making pffftt! sounds.

    i completely forgot.
  • Reply 16 of 305
    samantha joanne ollendalesamantha joanne ollendale Posts: 468member
    "Make no mistake about it".....I think he will avoid that.
  • Reply 17 of 305
    shawnpatrickjoyceshawnpatrickjoyce Posts: 2,417member
    "NUCULAR"
  • Reply 18 of 305
    superkarate monkeydeathcarsuperkarate monkeydeathcar Posts: 2,407member
    [quote]NUCULAR <hr></blockquote>



    LOL! but that's a texas thing.

    i remember the first time i flew into hobby airport in houston, they had activists all over the airport saying we needed MORE nuclear power plants.
  • Reply 19 of 305
    paulpaul Posts: 5,278member
    <a href="http://www.princetontigers.com/"; target="_blank">http://www.princetontigers.com/</a>;
  • Reply 20 of 305
    superkarate monkeydeathcarsuperkarate monkeydeathcar Posts: 2,407member
    there will be many cases of alchohol poisoning at princeton tonight. (axis of evil = finish your drink)
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