And yet, you're here on an Apple forum discussing the company. If only the sadness of one's existence could be quantified.
I'm here on this forum to conduct an experiment with you lab mice. I have been explicit about the experiment in previous posts but you still don't get it as you run on that mouse treadmill. As a significant shareholder of Apple stock, I wanted to conduct an experiment to find out how loyal applefanboys are to Apple no matter what, in turn giving me some information as to whether these fanboys will continue to stick with Apple through thick and thin (in turn keeping the share price going north and me richer).
The results of my experiment are clear - Apple fanboys are blindly loyal, even in the face of Forstall serving up a shoddy Maps app. Demand for Apple and loyalty is so strong, much stronger than I fully anticipated, Forstall and others there are treated by the mice on this forum as demigods, above all criticism. It has provided me with reassurance that I am going to get significantly richer.
Interestingly, it can, in words that we can't say here.
I'm here on this forum to conduct an experiment with you lab mice. I have been explicit about the experiment in previous posts but you still don't get it as you run on that mouse treadmill. As a significant shareholder of Apple stock, I wanted to conduct an experiment to find out how loyal applefanboys are to Apple no matter what, in turn giving me some information as to whether these fanboys will continue to stick with Apple through thick and thin (in turn keeping the share price going north and me richer).
The results of my experiment are clear - Apple fanboys are blindly loyal, even in the face of Forstall serving up a shoddy Maps app. Demand for Apple and loyalty is so strong, much stronger than I fully anticipated, Forstall and others there are treated by the mice on this forum as demigods, above all criticism. It has provided me with reassurance that I am going to get significantly richer.
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Originally Posted by Slang4Art
And yet, you're here on an Apple forum discussing the company. If only the sadness of one's existence could be quantified.
Interestingly, it can, in words that we can't say here.
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Originally Posted by Tallest Skil
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Originally Posted by Slang4Art
And yet, you're here on an Apple forum discussing the company. If only the sadness of one's existence could be quantified.
Interestingly, it can, in words that we can't say here.
Funny that you said that. Just check the site stats to see who posts the most, spends the most time here.
http://forums.appleinsider.com/pages/stats/top/range/all/#members
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Originally Posted by Slang4Art
And yet, you're here on an Apple forum discussing the company. If only the sadness of one's existence could be quantified.
I'm here on this forum to conduct an experiment with you lab mice. I have been explicit about the experiment in previous posts but you still don't get it as you run on that mouse treadmill. As a significant shareholder of Apple stock, I wanted to conduct an experiment to find out how loyal applefanboys are to Apple no matter what, in turn giving me some information as to whether these fanboys will continue to stick with Apple through thick and thin (in turn keeping the share price going north and me richer).
The results of my experiment are clear - Apple fanboys are blindly loyal, even in the face of Forstall serving up a shoddy Maps app. Demand for Apple and loyalty is so strong, much stronger than I fully anticipated, Forstall and others there are treated by the mice on this forum as demigods, above all criticism. It has provided me with reassurance that I am going to get significantly richer.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tallest Skil
Interestingly, it can, in words that we can't say here.
I'm here on this forum to conduct an experiment with you lab mice. I have been explicit about the experiment in previous posts but you still don't get it as you run on that mouse treadmill. As a significant shareholder of Apple stock, I wanted to conduct an experiment to find out how loyal applefanboys are to Apple no matter what, in turn giving me some information as to whether these fanboys will continue to stick with Apple through thick and thin (in turn keeping the share price going north and me richer).
The results of my experiment are clear - Apple fanboys are blindly loyal, even in the face of Forstall serving up a shoddy Maps app. Demand for Apple and loyalty is so strong, much stronger than I fully anticipated, Forstall and others there are treated by the mice on this forum as demigods, above all criticism. It has provided me with reassurance that I am going to get significantly richer.
Originally Posted by Ray Bart
[post. doesn't really matter which one; they're all roughly the same]
Stop the mice analogies or you'll be gone faster than you can say, "Algernon."