I'm back bitches! Well at least 3/4 of me as I am now short a few parts, eeeewwww gross Relic. I'll start a new thread or post in my older one later to bring everyone up to speed, if your interested that is, the last thing I want is anyone to think I was anymore self centered then I already am.
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Awesome. All these companies coming up with wearables just to get in the game without any real clear vision of what to do. Even Google doesn't know exactly where wearables will go and have produced a half-finished product (then announced it) just to try and jump the gun on others.
This is what Apple loves - everyone making all sorts of junk and they come along with a market-changing product that shows just how pathetic all these other devices really are.
It also shows the difference between Apple and everyone else - Apple works on something in private and only release it when it's good. Everyone else releases half-baked products followed up by a second generation device only months later (Samsung Gear) or announces vaporware that's only in the prototype stage (Google Glass or Android Wearables) and let other people come up with the ideas on how to use them.
Pump the stock, is all this designed for, see look at our vaporware product, like HP and Microsoft at 2010 CES, then Apple introduces the real thing the (iPad). Real revenue and profit then ensues.
I was expecting a reference to Omega wrist watches in that long post somewhere, but it did not seem to be. Maybe later?
It did have the ever popular mother in law with a mustache and horribly ugly, itchy, cat pee smelling sweater that she knits herself, and that beats an Omega in my book.
I was expecting a reference to Omega wrist watches in that long post somewhere, but it did not seem to be. Maybe later?
You know that's funny, I was going to talk about the design or should I say lack of and how these tech firms should really partner up with a watch manufacture. Omega would defiantly be a good choice, although I do like Rolex. Introducing the Rolex Digi-Oyster Smart Watch, for the 21st century pimp in us all. Werner Herzog will probably do another PSA video short, this time on the dangers of texting while scuba diving at 30 meters or below. I can see it now, the film will start with an interview with a Dolphin mommy who lost her child due to a reckless diver who was paying more attention to a funny Twitter comment than to the direction he was swimming.
Tallest skil
So SICK of your personal attacks on people.
How 'bout YOU STFU and GO AWAY. No one give a flying CRAP about your opinions.
Go toss a salad Tool.
r4d4
So SICK of your personal attacks on people.
How 'bout YOU STFU and GO AWAY. No one give a flying CRAP about your opinions.
Go toss a salad Tool.
I'm back bitches! Well at least 3/4 of me as I am now short a few parts, eeeewwww gross Relic. I'll start a new thread or post in my older one later to bring everyone up to speed, if your interested that is, the last thing I want is anyone to think I was anymore self centered then I already am.
Now though I want to talk about that a-hole comic figure Dick Tracy and his unholy influence that he has had on us. Though I think the technology behind these watches is defiantly interesting and as a gadget freak myself wouldn't mind getting a hold of the Motorola for a day or two. However, outside the circles of cheating High School-er's and people who have a Sky Mall Magazine Platinum Credit Card, are these things actually helpful to the rest of us in our daily struggles, also sometimes called life. To start with, voice commands, I feel embarrassed enough when using it alone and I use this technology everyday, in fact this very post was entered via speech recognition (I'm currently bed ridden and typing makes me nauseated). Anyway, the point being, I don't think I would ever talk to my gadget in public unless I was on LSD and it was talking back. Now as these things become more common in our society I'm sure the social stigma will die down a little but I'm defiantly not going to be that person who changes the minds of the people, so for now If you talk out load and there is no one or phone around to answer, your a wackadoodle. It is also your duty as a sane person to point out these talking into thin air nut jobs to the nearest police official. One last thought, say you wear this watch at all times and then say you were talking unkindly about someone, upon you mentioning that persons name will the watch automatically start composing a message. We’ve all butt dialed only to have your mother in law overhear a conversation about her mustache and horribly ugly, itchy, cat pee smelling sweaters that she knits her self and then gives them away as presents even though she is one of the wealthiest people you know and can afford real gifts, huh, I guess that was only me than. Weather, what is this fascination with always knowing what the weather will be like, the apps that are available today on tablets, phones, this one refrigerator from LG, and now watches have some of the most elaborate meteorological information available, what ever happened to just looking out the window. Messaging, how many more ways of texting do we need until we feel snuggly enough inside, knowing that our friends and family are always reachable. We complain that our government is tracking our every movement but I think the biggest problem we face today is trying to hide from that bitch Linda from down the street who has been trying to reach you for the last 3 days because her ADHD, Ritalin dosed children are selling candy bars that she had to replace twice already because they won't stop stuffing their fat mouths, so they can go to baseball camp but what they really need is to go to fat camp. Unfortunately she has your mobile number, Hangouts, Viber, Facetime, AOL, Yahoo, MSN, Facebook, ooVoo, Skype, Skout, Moco, WhatsApp, Line, NimBuzz, Instagram, Twitter and WeChat user id's as well. Sports scores, who cares about sports, what we really need is celebrity gossip info, I know I can't go a full day without hearing about what Angelina, Brad and their 15 techno colored bastard children are up to, woops, I went to far with that one.
I can go on and on as to why a the Google Watch is a silly device but as you can now start to see the real reason for me posting was just to say hello and that I missed you guys, I thought simply saying hello would be kind of boring so I wanted to show you guys what I used to bring to the table, nonsensical gibberish with a smile, hahaha, I guess I really am self centered. I’m feeling a little better now, not out of the woods yet, not by a long shot but I now have something I didn’t have before and that’s hope. Like I said above I will sit down and write a proper post of my situation.
So again, hello everyone……..
Very entertaining post! I agree with you about people constantly boring you with drivel, which social networking encourages. And the weather; forecasts are normally wrong, so looking out of the window is as good a bet as any.
I was worried about you, and am very pleased to see such a hearty post. I liked your mousey avatar.
Heck, I didn’t even. It’s just funny. " src="http://forums-files.appleinsider.com/images/smilies//lol.gif" />
I think making me an admin again would be good catharsis for these people. Remember, I let anything against me fly back then. Surprised more didn’t take advantage and PM me.
1. Wow, just the fact that Google wants to get developers onto this now shows how far along they are. If this is really vaporware they would be fools to burn developers.
2. Love the round face of the Moto 360. but only if it works. Still think I like the Qualcomm watch the best because the charge lasts several days to week.
3. This certainly raises the bar for Apple. still waiting, such a shame apple wasted all that time on the 5c.
I don't see any working watch so far, that was all done post production. Every video link on here was all post production. Maybe this is an april fools joke on the google-long-gang.
What makes you a bully is your relentless assault on users that do not share your opinion.
I just looked up the definition of bully: a person who uses strength or influence to harm or intimidate those who are weaker. I think that's a pretty poor definition. Of course, a bully is those things, but to my mind, the crucial missing ingredient in that definition is intent. A bully uses unjustifiable malice to exert his strength. Otherwise, anyone crucifying someone in an argument could be said to be bullying, which is obviously not true.
Again and again, TS assaults his readers, but it is almost always justified, due to the cretinous nature of so many comments. You take offence, but you should really be taking offence at r4d4's unnecessarily personal attack on TS.
Edit: and I share TS's amusement at 'Go toss a salad Tool'! I must try and remember that one.
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Welcome back! Sorry, I only read this far.
Absolutely. That image is a negative one for this product.
Welcome back
Welcome back! Sorry, I only read this far.
Lazy!
Welcome back
Thank you!
Awesome. All these companies coming up with wearables just to get in the game without any real clear vision of what to do. Even Google doesn't know exactly where wearables will go and have produced a half-finished product (then announced it) just to try and jump the gun on others.
This is what Apple loves - everyone making all sorts of junk and they come along with a market-changing product that shows just how pathetic all these other devices really are.
It also shows the difference between Apple and everyone else - Apple works on something in private and only release it when it's good. Everyone else releases half-baked products followed up by a second generation device only months later (Samsung Gear) or announces vaporware that's only in the prototype stage (Google Glass or Android Wearables) and let other people come up with the ideas on how to use them.
Pump the stock, is all this designed for, see look at our vaporware product, like HP and Microsoft at 2010 CES, then Apple introduces the real thing the (iPad). Real revenue and profit then ensues.
Welcome back! Sorry, I only read this far.
Lazy!
I was expecting a reference to Omega wrist watches in that long post somewhere, but it did not seem to be. Maybe later?
It did have the ever popular mother in law with a mustache and horribly ugly, itchy, cat pee smelling sweater that she knits herself, and that beats an Omega in my book.
I was expecting a reference to Omega wrist watches in that long post somewhere, but it did not seem to be. Maybe later?
You know that's funny, I was going to talk about the design or should I say lack of and how these tech firms should really partner up with a watch manufacture. Omega would defiantly be a good choice, although I do like Rolex. Introducing the Rolex Digi-Oyster Smart Watch, for the 21st century pimp in us all. Werner Herzog will probably do another PSA video short, this time on the dangers of texting while scuba diving at 30 meters or below. I can see it now, the film will start with an interview with a Dolphin mommy who lost her child due to a reckless diver who was paying more attention to a funny Twitter comment than to the direction he was swimming.
r4d4
So SICK of your personal attacks on people.
How 'bout YOU STFU and GO AWAY. No one give a flying CRAP about your opinions.
Go toss a salad Tool.
r4d4
So SICK of your personal attacks on people.
How 'bout YOU STFU and GO AWAY. No one give a flying CRAP about your opinions.
Go toss a salad Tool.
Flag it.
Very entertaining post! I agree with you about people constantly boring you with drivel, which social networking encourages. And the weather; forecasts are normally wrong, so looking out of the window is as good a bet as any.
I was worried about you, and am very pleased to see such a hearty post. I liked your mousey avatar.
Flag it.
Heck, I didn’t even. It’s just funny.
" src="http://forums-files.appleinsider.com/images/smilies//lol.gif" />
I think making me an admin again would be good catharsis for these people. Remember, I let anything against me fly back then. Surprised more didn’t take advantage and PM me.
1. Wow, just the fact that Google wants to get developers onto this now shows how far along they are. If this is really vaporware they would be fools to burn developers.
2. Love the round face of the Moto 360. but only if it works. Still think I like the Qualcomm watch the best because the charge lasts several days to week.
3. This certainly raises the bar for Apple. still waiting, such a shame apple wasted all that time on the 5c.
I don't see any working watch so far, that was all done post production. Every video link on here was all post production. Maybe this is an april fools joke on the google-long-gang.
Flag it.
Good call. I flagged Benjamin Frost's post.
r4d4
So SICK of your personal attacks on people.
How 'bout YOU STFU and GO AWAY. No one give a flying CRAP about your opinions.
Go toss a salad Tool.
I'm quite surprised to see that you condone bullies.
Sorry, you’re of the belief that anyone can say anything they want, anywhere, without any support thereof and expect to be listened to and accepted?
If being against that makes me a bully, I’m glad to be one.
Sorry, you’re of the belief that anyone can say anything they want, anywhere, without any support thereof and expect to be listened to and accepted?
If being against that makes me a bully, I’m glad to be one.
What makes you a bully is your relentless assault on users that do not share your opinion.
I just looked up the definition of bully: a person who uses strength or influence to harm or intimidate those who are weaker. I think that's a pretty poor definition. Of course, a bully is those things, but to my mind, the crucial missing ingredient in that definition is intent. A bully uses unjustifiable malice to exert his strength. Otherwise, anyone crucifying someone in an argument could be said to be bullying, which is obviously not true.
Again and again, TS assaults his readers, but it is almost always justified, due to the cretinous nature of so many comments. You take offence, but you should really be taking offence at r4d4's unnecessarily personal attack on TS.
Edit: and I share TS's amusement at 'Go toss a salad Tool'! I must try and remember that one.