Yankees deliver another ass-kicking
Tonight the Yankees won, I drank two pitchers of Warsteiner, and Tom got no sex.
I figure that there are so many anti-Yankees people out there, that I may as well help the balance and be a Yankess fan, even though I'm not exactly a New Yorker. I spent some time in Jersey, though, so I was exposed for a while.
I'm also a Man City fan, for those of you who know what that entails.
But more importantly, the Yankees invented the damn sport. No reason to hate the baseball god, especially when the "local" team of my hometown spends more money and always sucks ass. (Baltimore is full of crack whores, but DC didn't have a team, so that's the story there). Plus, Don Mattingly had an amazing mustache during my formative years. It made Magnum PI look like a fucking poof.
So here's to the Yanks. I hope they pull it off it 4. I have a wonderful photo of my friend Tom's girlfriend (taken a few hours ago), a San Diego native who moved to Boston to do the Harvard MD-PhD crap. She claims that she "was born a Red Sox fan, but didn't know it," and she likes Varitek, which annoys Tom to no end. Why isn't anyone outside of the fan base "born a Yankee's fan?" Hell, It must suck to be born a loser.