Assuming that it stinks. But if you can contain it in a way that it doesn't there is nothing else in the restriced materials section that I could find that would make it illegal.
If you need to have a stool sample analyzed by a lab, it must be placed in an airtight container... so, basically, yes you can send it through the mail... with restrictions.
If you need to have a stool sample analyzed by a lab, it must be placed in an airtight container... so, basically, yes you can send it through the mail... with restrictions.
If its not a crime, it certainly should be. Don't put all the ... femailmen through that shit.
Put your shit in a brown baggie, light it, and run away after hitting the doorbell, like the rest of us.
I syre hope there are no USPS workers on this forum. The Apple demographics amke it unlikely, but if there are any pray they're not hackers. Otherside you may be seeing some shit in your mailbox...
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Originally Posted by southside grabowski
A friend of mine had a problem with some freak sending her plastic bags full of semen. Off topic.
A new ad for UPS: "Do you want your semen delivered by She-men, or the he-men in brown?."
Actually I was considering this for a certain Nigerian fellow who won my phone on ebay and of course never paid...
Sorry about that, but of course the best Nigerian scams are the ones where they offer to buy your car that is advertised (wherever) for $3,000-$10,000 more than it's worth. After their "cashiers check" clears your account, you're supposed send a portion of the
overpayment to a third party. Of course, after about 30 days you find out that the check actually didn't clear....it just took the bank 30 days to find this out. So now you're out the third party money....and your car. Niiice!
Go to ups.com or usps.com to view how to package it correctly as long as you do not send it out of the united states.
If you want to send someone shit without doing it yourself you can go to http://www.bullshipped.com and they seal it properly and send it anonymously. (though I believe it is manure NOT human shit) either way would make a great gag.
Sorry about that, but of course the best Nigerian scams are the ones where they offer to buy your car that is advertised (wherever) for $3,000-$10,000 more than it's worth. After their "cashiers check" clears your account, you're supposed send a portion of the
overpayment to a third party. Of course, after about 30 days you find out that the check actually didn't clear....it just took the bank 30 days to find this out. So now you're out the third party money....and your car. Niiice!
Who falls for these things? Teenagers and elderly people are the only ones I can think of.
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Liquid helium is another story...
In other words, you shouldn't.
is it illegal to send human shit thru the mail?
What do you think?
http://pe.usps.gov/text/pub52/pub52c4_005.html#NL508_38
Assuming that it stinks.
Those were gifts.
If you need to have a stool sample analyzed by a lab, it must be placed in an airtight container... so, basically, yes you can send it through the mail... with restrictions.
Hmm...does a ziploc bag count as that container?
http://www.dollarhotdogs.com/
If its not a crime, it certainly should be. Don't put all the ... femailmen through that shit.
Put your shit in a brown baggie, light it, and run away after hitting the doorbell, like the rest of us.
I syre hope there are no USPS workers on this forum. The Apple demographics amke it unlikely, but if there are any pray they're not hackers. Otherside you may be seeing some shit in your mailbox...
A friend of mine had a problem with some freak sending her plastic bags full of semen. Off topic.
A new ad for UPS: "Do you want your semen delivered by She-men, or the he-men in brown?."
Get this guy to do it for you...
http://www.dollarhotdogs.com/
Re the story on the left margin of the above website (on the Nathans hotdog eating contest at Coney Islan) Did ESPN edit out the "reversal"?
This thread deserves to be on top of the forum again.
Is there any follow-up on this situation? It's been a couple months now...
(if you're really that determined to send human shit through the mail... I hear Windows 95 was created by humans... I think...)
Sebastian
Wow, I just read this, and all I can say is:
This thread deserves to be on top of the forum again.
Yes it does.
Actually I was considering this for a certain Nigerian fellow who won my phone on ebay and of course never paid...
Sorry about that, but of course the best Nigerian scams are the ones where they offer to buy your car that is advertised (wherever) for $3,000-$10,000 more than it's worth. After their "cashiers check" clears your account, you're supposed send a portion of the
overpayment to a third party. Of course, after about 30 days you find out that the check actually didn't clear....it just took the bank 30 days to find this out. So now you're out the third party money....and your car. Niiice!
Go to ups.com or usps.com to view how to package it correctly as long as you do not send it out of the united states.
If you want to send someone shit without doing it yourself you can go to http://www.bullshipped.com and they seal it properly and send it anonymously. (though I believe it is manure NOT human shit) either way would make a great gag.
I like the cards they send with the crap too.
But don't squeal on me after you get renditioned, water-boarded, denied legal council and left to rot.
Sorry about that, but of course the best Nigerian scams are the ones where they offer to buy your car that is advertised (wherever) for $3,000-$10,000 more than it's worth. After their "cashiers check" clears your account, you're supposed send a portion of the
overpayment to a third party. Of course, after about 30 days you find out that the check actually didn't clear....it just took the bank 30 days to find this out. So now you're out the third party money....and your car. Niiice!
Who falls for these things? Teenagers and elderly people are the only ones I can think of.