The Misquoting Thread

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  • Reply 21 of 74
    @_@ artman@_@ artman Posts: 5,231member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by trumptman View Post




    You are a pretty sick guy.



    Nick



  • Reply 22 of 74
    shawnjshawnj Posts: 6,656member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by @_@ Artman View Post






    And he likes it too.
  • Reply 23 of 74
    krispiekrispie Posts: 260member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by trumptman View Post


    Because you have too many blacks



    Racialist.
  • Reply 24 of 74
    outsideroutsider Posts: 6,008member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by trumptman View Post


    I'm a self-hating black woman on welfare.



    Nick(y)



    Well that explains a lot.
  • Reply 25 of 74
    midwintermidwinter Posts: 10,060member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by trumptman View Post


    You are a pretty, sick guy.



    Nick



    Yeah. I'm not feeling very good today.
  • Reply 26 of 74
    bobmarksdalebobmarksdale Posts: 744member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by midwinter View Post


    Yeah. I'm feeling myself up today while looking at pictures of little boys



    and that's why you can't live within 2000 feet of a school.
  • Reply 27 of 74
    shawnjshawnj Posts: 6,656member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by bobmarksdale View Post


    and that's why I can't live within 2000 feet of livestock.



    Freaky deaky.
  • Reply 28 of 74
    sdw2001sdw2001 Posts: 18,016member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by ShawnJ View Post


    My Mom calls me Freaky deaky as I shave her back hair.



    Norelco or Remington?
  • Reply 29 of 74
    shawnjshawnj Posts: 6,656member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by SDW2001 View Post


    Columbo or Remington Steele?



    Gotta go with Remington Steele. Can't go wrong with Stephanie Zimbalist.
  • Reply 30 of 74
    midwintermidwinter Posts: 10,060member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by ShawnJ View Post


    Gotta go with Remington over Russell.



    Nah. Russell was way better.
  • Reply 31 of 74
    hardeeharharhardeeharhar Posts: 4,841member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by midwinter View Post


    Non, Ruse est très décrépie.



    When did you start speaking French, you cheese eating surrender monkey?
  • Reply 32 of 74
    midwintermidwinter Posts: 10,060member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by hardeeharhar View Post


    I'm too tired to translate this question into French, Latin, Spanish and German.



    Lazy bugger.
  • Reply 33 of 74
    hardeeharharhardeeharhar Posts: 4,841member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by midwinter View Post


    Laissez les bon temps roulez.



    Seriously, it has got to stop...
  • Reply 34 of 74
    rich-mysterrich-myster Posts: 771member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by hardeeharhar View Post


    Je suis une tapette. Aussi, j'aime suche sur un penis tout le temp.



    don't you start now.
  • Reply 35 of 74
    hassan i sabbahhassan i sabbah Posts: 3,987member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Rich-Myster View Post


    I can't conjugate the French verb sucer ('to suck'). Which is ironic, because I suck harder than an infant whale.



    Clearly.
  • Reply 36 of 74
    bobmarksdalebobmarksdale Posts: 744member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Hassan i Sabbah View Post


    Surely you can't be serious.



    Of course I'm serious, and don't call me Shirley.
  • Reply 37 of 74
    trumptmantrumptman Posts: 16,464member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by bobmarksdale View Post


    Joey, you like movies about gladiators?



    Remember bob, you must remain 2000 ft away from schools, parks and hospitals. Oh and 3,000 ft away from me.



    Nick
  • Reply 38 of 74
    sdw2001sdw2001 Posts: 18,016member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by trumptman View Post


    Remember bob, SDW possess incredible physical strength, and can toss you at least 3,000 feet.



    Nick



    True. I also need to stand back from low tables at least 12 inches, if you follow.
  • Reply 39 of 74
    outsideroutsider Posts: 6,008member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by SDW2001 View Post


    True. I also need to gobble up your full 12 inches, plus I swallow.



    I think you two need to discuss this off the forum.
  • Reply 40 of 74
    sdw2001sdw2001 Posts: 18,016member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Outsider View Post


    I get off to you two discussing things that are twelve inches in this forum.



    Why is your mind always in the gutter?
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