That makes me think fondly of trotting bareback with my catamite, Carlos, through the Mojave desert, just us and the ponies, before cuddling up before the camp fire and scenting crystal meth in each other's hair as we nodded off to sleep.
I didn't realize that Carlos had that side effect. We woke up in the middle of a cold desert night, clutching each other for warmth, when our lips finally met.
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I really liked the movie 'Glitter.'
You need some serious counseling.
You need some sexy lingerie
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Put the pipe down, bob. Really.
Put the crack pipe down, bob. Really. It's brand new and I haven't even broken it in yet.
That explains it.
That makes me think fondly of trotting bareback with my catamite, Carlos, through the Mojave desert, just us and the ponies, before cuddling up before the camp fire and scenting crystal meth in each other's hair as we nodded off to sleep.
You have a romantic side! I'm touched.
You touched me on my uncircumcised side! You're special!
I didn't realize that Enzyte had that side effect.
I didn't realize that Carlos had that side effect. We woke up in the middle of a cold desert night, clutching each other for warmth, when our lips finally met.
Go on...
Go on...I'm getting hard
Dude. This is a family forum. Clean it up.
Dude, where's my car?
Obviously where you last left it.
Bonjour, mon nom est Myster riche. Je suis un abruti de langue française.
WTF??????
Je suis le Presidente de Burundi
Oh well that's very impressive.
Oil well tits hairy impassive.
Did I miss something? How can I misquote you when you talk frigging gibberish?
SDW's sexual prowess is very impressive.
Thanks to your Mom.
Thanks to your Dad.
Wow. Didn't know you swung that way.
Wow. Didn't know you swung from the rafters to bone my wife
Yep..patented move. She liked it too. A little sore though, from what I understand.
Yep... peanut butter really does attract dogs to my penis better than cheese whiz.
you should probably see a counselor about that.
I love lamp.
Anchor man, good movie. I think i will watch it right now.
My balls have their own satellites now. See, like this
Dude...it's like you have spare fuel tanks!
In case you haven't noticed, everyone in this thread has the sense of humor of a 12 year old
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Yeah. I noticed.