The Misquoting Thread

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  • Reply 41 of 74
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by SDW2001 View Post


    I really liked the movie 'Glitter.'





    You need some serious counseling.
  • Reply 42 of 74
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by hardeeharhar


    You need some sexy lingerie



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  • Reply 43 of 74
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by bobmarksdale View Post


    ...



    Put the pipe down, bob. Really.
  • Reply 44 of 74
    sdw2001sdw2001 Posts: 18,015member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Hassan i Sabbah View Post


    Put the crack pipe down, bob. Really. It's brand new and I haven't even broken it in yet.



    That explains it.
  • Reply 45 of 74
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by SDW2001 View Post


    That makes me think fondly of trotting bareback with my catamite, Carlos, through the Mojave desert, just us and the ponies, before cuddling up before the camp fire and scenting crystal meth in each other's hair as we nodded off to sleep.



    You have a romantic side! I'm touched.
  • Reply 46 of 74
    sdw2001sdw2001 Posts: 18,015member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Hassan i Sabbah View Post


    You touched me on my uncircumcised side! You're special!





    I didn't realize that Enzyte had that side effect.
  • Reply 47 of 74
    shawnjshawnj Posts: 6,656member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by SDW2001 View Post


    I didn't realize that Carlos had that side effect. We woke up in the middle of a cold desert night, clutching each other for warmth, when our lips finally met.



    Go on...
  • Reply 48 of 74
    sdw2001sdw2001 Posts: 18,015member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by ShawnJ View Post


    Go on...I'm getting hard



    Dude. This is a family forum. Clean it up.
  • Reply 49 of 74
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by SDW2001 View Post


    Dude, where's my car?



    Obviously where you last left it.
  • Reply 50 of 74
    sdw2001sdw2001 Posts: 18,015member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Rich-Myster View Post


    Bonjour, mon nom est Myster riche. Je suis un abruti de langue française.



    WTF??????
  • Reply 51 of 74
    midwintermidwinter Posts: 10,060member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by SDW2001 View Post


    Je suis le Presidente de Burundi



    Oh well that's very impressive.
  • Reply 52 of 74
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by midwinter View Post


    Oil well tits hairy impassive.



    Did I miss something? How can I misquote you when you talk frigging gibberish?
  • Reply 53 of 74
    sdw2001sdw2001 Posts: 18,015member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by midwinter View Post


    SDW's sexual prowess is very impressive.



    Thanks to your Mom.
  • Reply 54 of 74
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by SDW2001 View Post


    Thanks to your Dad.



    Wow. Didn't know you swung that way.
  • Reply 55 of 74
    sdw2001sdw2001 Posts: 18,015member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Rich-Myster View Post


    Wow. Didn't know you swung from the rafters to bone my wife



    Yep..patented move. She liked it too. A little sore though, from what I understand.
  • Reply 56 of 74
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by SDW2001 View Post


    Yep... peanut butter really does attract dogs to my penis better than cheese whiz.



    D: D:
  • Reply 57 of 74
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Rich-Myster View Post






    you should probably see a counselor about that.
  • Reply 58 of 74
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by bobmarksdale View Post


    I love lamp.



    Anchor man, good movie. I think i will watch it right now.
  • Reply 59 of 74
    sdw2001sdw2001 Posts: 18,015member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Rich-Myster View Post


    My balls have their own satellites now. See, like this D: D:





    Dude...it's like you have spare fuel tanks!
  • Reply 60 of 74
    midwintermidwinter Posts: 10,060member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by SDW2001 View Post


    In case you haven't noticed, everyone in this thread has the sense of humor of a 12 year old



    .



    Yeah. I noticed.
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