Right now Steve Jobs is...
I thought we could have a bit of fun and come up with what Steve Jobs is doing right now in relation to Macworld. Whether it be prior to or after his keynote, let's guess what he's doing right now. It can be serious or funny. Always start with "Right now Steve Jobs..."
I'll start:
Right now Steve Jobs is out shopping for a new pair of sneakers and picking up his mock turtleneck and blue jeans from the dry cleaners.
I'll start:
Right now Steve Jobs is out shopping for a new pair of sneakers and picking up his mock turtleneck and blue jeans from the dry cleaners.
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powerfull man I am - and all these frigtards around me.
Right now, Steve Jobs is reading the MacRumors and AppleInsider forums and laughing at either how far off some people are (or even most of us, who knows), or at what a bunch of wreck-looses this event turns us into.
Right now Steve Jobs is being advised his lawyers and accountants how much his stock options are worth since this time last year. If he can pull off another keynote like last year, what he will be worth by December 31, 2008.
Right now Steve Jobs looks into the mirror thinking what a
powerfull man I am - and all these frigtards around me.
All the while he is laughing with a diabolical know-it-all laugh.
Right now, Steve Jobs is reading the MacRumors and AppleInsider forums and laughing at either how far off some people are (or even most of us, who knows), or at what a bunch of wreck-looses this event turns us into.
Does Steve even read the forums here and at other sites? Or is it just his staff and the dungeon where he keeps his packs of wild werelawyers?
Rubbing one off!
You never know..
LIFE IS GOOD
"Right now Steve Jobs..."
Don't you mean Ja'Red??!?
Rubbing one off!
He probably has people for that.
He's still going over last minute details, having people present their shit to him (he's been known to ax planned keynote parts even the day before), criticizing other people's work, and tweaking the final presentation he's giving tomorrow. He goes to sleep very, very late tonight.
This person speaks the truth. Did you know Steve Jobs has been known to walk around 'Apple Campus' & ask people what they do there for a job....so yeah he's still going over tomorrows plan so....
Right now Steve Jobs doesn't care about anything else outside of making sure everything goes off without a hitch tomorrow & will later take a nap after the keynote before his CNN interview....
This person speaks the truth. Did you know Steve Jobs has been known to walk around 'Apple Campus' & ask people what they do there for a job....so yeah he's still going over tomorrows plan so....
Right now Steve Jobs doesn't care about anything else outside of making sure everything goes off without a hitch tomorrow & will later take a nap after the keynote before his CNN interview....
a bathroom break before the nap, i'm sure
i hope someone will be ummm...taping cnn and cnbc etc