Stephen W. Hawking is a 63 year old theoretical physicist and the world's most famous dork. He is Lucasian professor of Mathematics at the University of Cambridge and his principle areas of research are cosmology and quantum gravity. He wrote the best seller A Brief History of Time and suffers from Motor Neurone Disease. In his spare time, he likes to paint pretty pictures and create fake internet identities.
bergz is a 55 year old professional astrologer, tarot card reader and clairvoyant. She goes by the professional name of Madame Futura and once used her psychic powers to help the FBI solve a baffling murder case. Each New Year's Day, she offers all AI members free tarot readings. This year she predicted that Splinemodel would meet his soul mate and BuonRotto would come to terms with the fact he is actually gay (apparently he'll put up a sticky about it on the board when it happens). Unfortunately, it seems Madame Futura is only right about one third of the time. But if it does come true, Lars and I will be right behind BuonRotto all the way.
cooop is 20 and an international playboy. He is the son of wealthy parents who live in Long Island. He has never worked but rather lives off the substantial monthly allowance provided by his parents. He claims to have slept with both Pais and Nicki Hilton, and the Bush twins. He has been enrolled at USC for 2 years but thus far has not attended any classes.
kneelbeforezod is 30 and writes advertizing jingles. His grandmother once had an affair with Pablo Picasso, who gave her a sketch in memory of their month of torrid passion. The sketch was given to kneelbeforezod on his 21st birthday and Sotheby's conservatively valued it at $240,000. Unfortunately, it was stolen from his home last March. Literally driven mad by grief and despair, kneelbeforezod had a severe psychotic episode during which he officially changed his name to Troy McClure and ate grasshoppers for a month. He was hospitalised after he was found swimming naked in the Hudson River. With the help of ECT and medication he has been able to resume a more or less normal life.
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Originally posted by hardeeharhar
chester,
Most if not all people in Sweden speak perfect English -- there is no real need to translate anything, so who did you kill this time in Belgium?
You are, presumably, familiar with the Swedish Chef. Unfortunately, some Swedes have less than perfect English.
oh cmon .. i thought they play soccer in Manchester City, not football ...
It is the "Manchester City Football Club," for better or for worse. You'll just have to grab the meaning from the context, the way those blokes in Australia do.
hey hey now teenage years are the best, for the most part..
You just say that because you haven't been in your twenties yet. Being a teenager is a wonderful exercise in futility. You want to do all sorts of things, but don't have the credentials, knowledge, or financial means (usually) to actually do them.
If I were in high school now, I would be a god. General development and gained wisdom have a way of doing this to a person, and for that matter it's why 23 year olds aren't in high school.
You just say that because you haven't been in your twenties yet. Being a teenager is a wonderful exercise in futility. You want to do all sorts of things, but don't have the credentials, knowledge, or financial means (usually) to actually do them.
If I were in high school now, I would be a god. General development and gained wisdom have a way of doing this to a person, and for that matter it's why 23 year olds aren't in high school.
If I was in high school right now, I wouldn't be a god, just a pedophile
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The digits of my age, when added together, equal two; thus, I must be one of the following:
2 (0+2=2) or
11 (1+1=2) or
20 (2+0=2)
I imagine it shouldn't be too difficult.
football = soccer
Its a strange world this football is.
bergz is a 55 year old professional astrologer, tarot card reader and clairvoyant. She goes by the professional name of Madame Futura and once used her psychic powers to help the FBI solve a baffling murder case. Each New Year's Day, she offers all AI members free tarot readings. This year she predicted that Splinemodel would meet his soul mate and BuonRotto would come to terms with the fact he is actually gay (apparently he'll put up a sticky about it on the board when it happens). Unfortunately, it seems Madame Futura is only right about one third of the time. But if it does come true, Lars and I will be right behind BuonRotto all the way.
cooop is 20 and an international playboy. He is the son of wealthy parents who live in Long Island. He has never worked but rather lives off the substantial monthly allowance provided by his parents. He claims to have slept with both Pais and Nicki Hilton, and the Bush twins. He has been enrolled at USC for 2 years but thus far has not attended any classes.
kneelbeforezod is 30 and writes advertizing jingles. His grandmother once had an affair with Pablo Picasso, who gave her a sketch in memory of their month of torrid passion. The sketch was given to kneelbeforezod on his 21st birthday and Sotheby's conservatively valued it at $240,000. Unfortunately, it was stolen from his home last March. Literally driven mad by grief and despair, kneelbeforezod had a severe psychotic episode during which he officially changed his name to Troy McClure and ate grasshoppers for a month. He was hospitalised after he was found swimming naked in the Hudson River. With the help of ECT and medication he has been able to resume a more or less normal life.
Originally posted by hardeeharhar
chester,
Most if not all people in Sweden speak perfect English -- there is no real need to translate anything, so who did you kill this time in Belgium?
You are, presumably, familiar with the Swedish Chef. Unfortunately, some Swedes have less than perfect English.
Just like some Americans.
Bork! Bork! Bork!
So who is this Swedish Chef?
Originally posted by crazychester
Stephen W. Hawking In his spare time, he likes to paint pretty pictures...
Now that's just cruel. You know he's able to paint about as easily as he can run.
29.
Originally posted by Existence
I am 13.7 billion years old.
Its not possible to be more than 6000 years old stupid.
Originally posted by Giaguara
oh cmon .. i thought they play soccer in Manchester City, not football ...
It is the "Manchester City Football Club," for better or for worse. You'll just have to grab the meaning from the context, the way those blokes in Australia do.
Originally posted by Anders
Its not possible to be more than 6000 years old stupid.
well yes it is if you are not a jew
Originally posted by crazychester
bergz is a 55 year old professional astrologer, tarot card reader and clairvoyant. She goes by the professional name of Madame Futura[/B]
If I'm a woman, and a medium, why do I have so much trouble finding the clit?
--B
Originally posted by Giaguara
well yes it is if you are not a jew
or a literalist christian...
Originally posted by Ferali
hey hey now teenage years are the best, for the most part..
You just say that because you haven't been in your twenties yet. Being a teenager is a wonderful exercise in futility. You want to do all sorts of things, but don't have the credentials, knowledge, or financial means (usually) to actually do them.
If I were in high school now, I would be a god. General development and gained wisdom have a way of doing this to a person, and for that matter it's why 23 year olds aren't in high school.
Originally posted by Splinemodel
You just say that because you haven't been in your twenties yet. Being a teenager is a wonderful exercise in futility. You want to do all sorts of things, but don't have the credentials, knowledge, or financial means (usually) to actually do them.
If I were in high school now, I would be a god. General development and gained wisdom have a way of doing this to a person, and for that matter it's why 23 year olds aren't in high school.
If I was in high school right now, I wouldn't be a god, just a pedophile