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apple ][ said:

Yo Apple, where is my special made, limited edition, straight-white-male-awesome-hetero watch band?

Maybe they can give some out at the next hetero parade that's taking place, if such a thing even exists.

I can just see it, 5 years from now, Tim Cook will be standing on stage, and he'll be announcing the latest iPhone.
 
"We at Apple are pleased to introduce our latest iPhone, and we regret to inform you that it will no longer be available in Space Grey! It will only come in Rainbow Gay! No gold, or pink gold or silver either. They're all history as of this moment. "

When it comes to politics and Apple, less is better. And that goes for all corporations. 

apple ][ said:

Big deal. Every group in society has their own issues to deal with. They don't go around holding parades every 5 minutes.

apple ][ said:

The white, straight, non leftist male is one of the most discriminated against species in the entire world

apple ][ said:

I also have some common sense advice to anybody of any color or race, if they wish to avoid getting shot by the police.

Don't be a moron. Don't resist arrest. Be respectful, don't be a douchebag and I probably shouldn't even have to write this last one, but don't go for their gun or attempt to get violent with the police.

Most of the people who have gotten shot deserved what they got, due to their incredible stupidity. I don't care what color you are, don't resist arrest. If you do, then whatever happens to you will be your own making, and I couldn't care less what happens to you in that case.

tallest skil said:

If homosexual “love” is as pure as natural love, why are gays so much more promiscuous?

tallest skil said:

If homosexuality is comparable to friendships with the same gender, why do they have sex?

tallest skil said:

If homosexuality is a valid means of romantic bonding, why does nature disallow them reproduction?

tallest skil said:

If there is nothing inherently wrong with being a homosexual, why would an entirely homosexual society cease to exist beyond a single generation?

tallest skil said:

the truth has always been our very first thought as children when we saw gays.

tallest skil said:

How can you not understand that homosexuals are not having sex, by definition of the word?

tallest skil said:

Soon afterward, gay protesters began picketing at the APA's annual conventions, demanding that homosexuality be removed from the list completely. In 1973, after intensive debate and numerous disturbances by gay activist, the APA decided to remove homosexuality from its next manual (DSM III). What followed was a swarm of outrage from psychiatrists within the APA who disagreed with the decision and demanded that the issue be reconsidered.

tallest skil said:

I take issue with the fact that the APA and many other professional organizations have moved far beyond just saying that homosexuality is not an illness, and instead are now saying that reorientation therapy could potentially “harm” someone tying to change from gay to straight.

tallest skil said:

But there are still hundreds of mental health experts successfully treating homosexuals; they just aren't advertising it. This is because doing so could get them into trouble,

tallest skil said:

Sure: Heterosexuality... and then a bunch of mental illnesses.

crowley said:

tallest skil said:

men are biologically superior to women

Cute, but I've never seen a man give birth.

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ireland said:

If "dark black" is used in marketing I'll eat my hat.

Dark black is a stupid name. Black is black, there is nothing darker while light black would be grey. Just call it Space Black and be done with it, while the glossy version being called Piano Black is fine. As for me I'm going to miss Space Grey, it was my favourite Apple product colour.