TextBladeDenied

dabigkahuna said:

TextBladeDenied said:
they stated a ship date or time frame, and did not qualify it

it pre-dates Waytools hiring of Kahuna

Don't have to qualify it. Even when you order something that has been in GR for years, you don't always get it when estimated. Make it about something new and anyone who thinks it is some sort of assurance hasn't lived in the real world much.

But let's play your game about not qualifying it. So it didn't have to be April 2015. After all, as you say, they didn't "qualify it".

Now, I don't think they meant that either, but I'm just playing your game.

The example I provided was not an 'estimate', it was an unqualified statement. You ignored that and mischaracterized it again. A lie. Then you threw in the April 2015 comment which you admit you did not believe to be the case. That is your way of conceding the point. They did mean April 2015. It was an unqualified statement as to when shipping was to begin, so I did address your challenge to provide an example, but you are going to be an insincere troll gasbag and expel more hot air arguing just for the sake of arguing. You are a waste of time.

dabigkahuna said:

My example is just to show that making a seemingly definitive statement ("Yes").................................

You are so incredibly boring.

WayTools_Support said:

Re - Ping Ping Debate

The question was asked here:  What did they mean by ‘yes’?
Speculation and debate followed.
The question was then answered, as requested, elaborating on why our tone was more confident.

Clarification:  the question was indeed answered as requested, and the elaboration amounted to backing away from the unqualified 'Yes' and provide a much more vague and mealy-mouthed platitude about confidence and progress progressing.

WayTools_Support said:

After a brief respite, more debate ensued.
Now it has blurred into more theoretical and philosophical debate of possibilities and potential meanings.  After the response.
This is a curious phenomenon.

You are not serious. Ok, lets pretend. Waytools_Support - I would like to introduce you to Kahuna. Kahuna, meet Waytools_Support (as if the Waytools forum is not filled with countless pages of theoretical and philosphical 'debate' by the Kahuna troll and Waytools aka Mark Knighton is not well aware of it).

WayTools_Support said:

Imagine you and your friend meet a girl, and you ask “Do you want to go to the dance with me Friday night?”
She answers “Yes.”
Normally, you and your friend would not then spend several days debating how she might answer.

Unless that girls name happened to be Mary Knighton, in which case it would go like this:

Customer: Want to go to the dance Friday night?
Mary Knighton: Yes
Kahuna: When he says night, he might mean late afternoon, or early evening, or anytime after midnight but prior to the sun rising the following morning, but certainly not after sunrise, unless the date is actually occurring in another timezone.
Mary Knighton: Does not show up for the date
Customer: Stood up again
Mary Knighton: We will go on a date next week/month/summer.
Customer: Ok, you mean it this time?
Mary Knighton: Yes
Kahuna: 'Yes' is not an affirmation or assurance of arrival for the date next summer, but rather an unquantifiable variant of No.
Repeat for 4 years. Etc.

Why dont you just answer peoples various questions directly Mark? All of my questions still stand. Here are two you ignored previously:

- What is the date of manufacture of the batteries in all of the Textblades in your inventory?
- What is the expiration date of those batteries?

dabigkahuna said:

I await your examples where they said it was "assured". 

By 'assurances' (the actual word I used, not the one you put in quotes), I mean, as stated above, they stated a ship date or time frame, and did not qualify it, as in this example from late March 2015:

https://forum.waytools.com/t/pre-order-dates-and-benefits/355/2

'We start releasing TextBlades to customers end April, so before then, we consider all purchases preorders.'

I take that as an assurance. That is an unqualified time frame which specified when the product would be shipping. 'End April'. Maybe Kahuna will argue they did not explicitly state the year? They meant 2020? (April 2019 has passed, so...)

Not 'we estimate' as you like to spin it. 'We start'.

To reference the Kahuna shill analogy, 'I will start driving to my appointment at 2pm.'  As Kahuna notes, I might have a car accident and never get there, but there is no wiggle room in my assurance that I would begin the drive at 2pm. Whatever. Kahuna troll nonsense.


But here is an example of Waytools behavior that I believe is more illuminating to everyone:

https://forum.waytools.com/t/order-delayed-four-times-now-no-explanation-provided-on-blog-twitter-etc/295/18

Skim that thread. Its a pretty good read. It originates from March 2015, quite early in this debacle. You will see the exact same sort of behavior emanating from the mentally ill and criminally minded Waytools_Support character (Mark Knighton) that you see scattered throughout this thread 4 years later. It is unmistakably the same individual writing with the same baffling dialect of poorly concocted sentences and paranoid, accusatory, and outlandish remarks. And thankfully, it pre-dates Waytools hiring of Kahuna as their Chief Propaganda Officer, so you can read the thread without having to endure any of his diatribes rudely interrupting other peoples conversations, as we have all, unfortunately, become so accustomed to.

4 years ago.

The only thing anyone can be 100% certain Mark Knighton will do is take your money.

alexonline said:

Right? I mean, wrong, I mean, yesn’t?

Nyes. Yeno. Wroight.  You can look these words up in the Kahuna edition of the Oxford Dictionary. Each one is defined by a little arrow pointing to one of the others.