The neverending story.

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  • Reply 21 of 120
    amoryaamorya Posts: 1,103member
    about time! Gimmie that! Snatching the offered cellphone, he spoke into it: ...
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  • Reply 22 of 120
    logan calelogan cale Posts: 1,281member
    "Who is this?" A voice answered back, "Steve." "Steve Ballmer?! Monkeyboy wanna talk to monkeygirl?!" he yelled into the phone.
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  • Reply 23 of 120
    outsideroutsider Posts: 6,008member
    " No! This is Steve Yakamoto, of the Japanese special forces. You have somethng we want. It's the...."
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  • Reply 24 of 120
    logan calelogan cale Posts: 1,281member
    ...flying umbrella you're holding in your hand! Turn around and give it to the guy who tapped your shoulder or we shoot you!"
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  • Reply 25 of 120
    jambojambo Posts: 3,036member
    ..."Never!" said the man, clutching his flying umbrella tightly. He put his hands deep into his pocket and brought out a huge throbbing..





    --Edit to remove quote.



    [ 12-29-2001: Message edited by: jamiemarshall ]</p>
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  • Reply 26 of 120
    logan calelogan cale Posts: 1,281member
    lightsaber.
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  • Reply 27 of 120
    jambojambo Posts: 3,036member
    ...He swung the lightsaber towards Steve Yakamoto but instead struck his own left arm which was holding the flying umbrella...
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  • Reply 28 of 120
    logan calelogan cale Posts: 1,281member
    ...and he quickly dropped the lightsaber while grabbing at the umbrella (and his left arm) with his right hand.
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  • Reply 29 of 120
    marcukmarcuk Posts: 4,442member
    But the flying umbrella sprung into action, it quicky soared high into the sky with the arm still attached. 'Holy Crap' said the man, 'This aint lookin good'. Meanwhile, Monkeygirl and steve were...
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  • Reply 30 of 120
    marcukmarcuk Posts: 4,442member
    [quote]Originally posted by jamiemarshall:

    <strong>...He swung the lightsaber towards Steve Yakamoto but instead struck his own left arm which was holding the flying umbrella...</strong><hr></blockquote>



    --YOU messed up jamie, Steve was on the phone!. Who was the guy who tapped the shoulder?
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  • Reply 31 of 120
    logan calelogan cale Posts: 1,281member
    ...springing into action. The agent who tapped our hero on the shoulder grabbed the flying lightsaber, Monkeygirl pushed a button on her watch, and they both went shooting up after the arm and flying umbrella.



    --[EDIT: Clarified that the shoulder tapper was an "agent".]



    [ 12-29-2001: Message edited by: MacAgent ]</p>
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  • Reply 32 of 120
    marcukmarcuk Posts: 4,442member
    Into the big blue sky they went, past the sushi bar, and the fish shaped blimp. But the flying umbrella was too quick for them,
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  • Reply 33 of 120
    logan calelogan cale Posts: 1,281member
    it extended blades and dove down towards the fish-shaped-blimp. "NOOOO!", Monkeygirl shouted as...
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  • Reply 34 of 120
    marcukmarcuk Posts: 4,442member
    the agent did a hydrogen scan of the blimp using his iScan facial attachment.



    "Oh Shit!" he said "its 99.999% pure...."



    [ 12-29-2001: Message edited by: MarcUK ]</p>
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  • Reply 35 of 120
    logan calelogan cale Posts: 1,281member
    ...air! We're all gonna die!" Suddenly we realize that this is all taking place inside a giant...
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  • Reply 36 of 120
    marcukmarcuk Posts: 4,442member
    reality distortion field.



    Monkey-girl and the agent were about to be blown to smitherines by the fish shaped blimp. The floating sushi bar was going to be blasted into orbit, how was our one armed hero going to escape from this...



    "I dont have time to think" he thought, "Must act quickly"...



    Then from underneath a piece of the seaweed popped up a strange looking character, his name was 'Humbert'



    "Quickly" he said "Follow me into this...
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  • Reply 37 of 120
    xoolxool Posts: 2,460member
    -- responded to previous story element...



    [ 12-29-2001: Message edited by: Xool ]</p>
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  • Reply 38 of 120
    xoolxool Posts: 2,460member
    [quote]Originally posted by MarcUK:

    <strong>reality distortion field.



    Monkey-girl and the agent were about to be blown to smitherines by the fish shaped blimp. The floating sushi bar was going to be blasted into orbit, how was our one armed hero going to escape from this...



    "I dont have time to think" he thought, "Must act quickly"...



    Then from underneath a piece of the seaweed popped up a strange looking character, his name was 'Humbert'



    "Quickly" he said "Follow me into this...</strong><hr></blockquote>



    Light speed air-runner." It was the new edition, with all the extras. The fresh Titanium gleamed in the fish blimp light.



    "Well, better get moving. Humbert, get us outta here... NOW! Best speed to...
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  • Reply 39 of 120
    logan calelogan cale Posts: 1,281member
    --I was out-posted!



    [ 12-29-2001: Message edited by: MacAgent ]</p>
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  • Reply 40 of 120
    marcukmarcuk Posts: 4,442member
    ---(I knew this would happen!)---
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