The neverending story.

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  • Reply 81 of 120
    paulpaul Posts: 5,278member
    ............somebody had played with his blow-up-doll and put a hole in it giving him no choice but to........



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  • Reply 82 of 120
    ghost_user_nameghost_user_name Posts: 22,667member
    ...to get a real girlfriend. :eek:



    Thus, our foggy-minded hero jumped to his feet, only to fall back onto his ass since he forgot he suffered from acute orthostatic hypotension.



    He s-l-o-w-l-y got back up and looked at his watch. It said...
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  • Reply 83 of 120
    xoolxool Posts: 2,460member
    4:20.... "What's the hurry buddy?" And with that our already messed up hero ran to the nearest head shop. ...
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  • Reply 84 of 120
    alpha macalpha mac Posts: 463member
    ...But it was closed...



    [ 01-22-2002: Message edited by: Alpha Mac ]</p>
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  • Reply 85 of 120
    jambojambo Posts: 3,036member
    ... The sign in the window said 'Closed due to lack of stock. Please give head. 1-800-GIVHEAD'...



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  • Reply 86 of 120
    ghost_user_nameghost_user_name Posts: 22,667member
    So, he whipped out his... cell phone... and called his ol' high school friend Monica Lewinski.
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  • Reply 87 of 120
    jambojambo Posts: 3,036member
    ...Monica was glad to help as she was already well known as a good head giver. She got a cab straight over to the shop where our hero waited and ran out to give him a good ...





    Edit: Keep forgetting to remove quote.



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  • Reply 88 of 120
    ghost_user_nameghost_user_name Posts: 22,667member
    ...pat on the back.



    "<a href="http://forums.appleinsider.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=6&t=000474"; target="_blank">Yatta!</a>" he yelled, stripping down to his leaf underwear and dancing around like some wacky Japanese kid.
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  • Reply 89 of 120
    paulpaul Posts: 5,278member
    ...Monica, clearly alarmed, ran into the street and was hit by a large bus. As the bus stopped short her body flew into...
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  • Reply 90 of 120
    thentrothentro Posts: 231member
    ... enron causing such a disaster that every one desided to call it quits. In responce, Dick Chaney said "...
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  • Reply 91 of 120
    ghost_user_nameghost_user_name Posts: 22,667member
    I'm so guilty it's incredible! FRY ME IN THE FAT THAT LINES MY ARTERIES!
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  • Reply 92 of 120
    paulpaul Posts: 5,278member
    ...He then promtly died of a heart attack due to not only his arteries but his newfound morality. Also since noone was there (other then Monica's body) to hear him confess, th...



    Edit:grammar, any typos were done on purpose...



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  • Reply 93 of 120
    ghost_user_nameghost_user_name Posts: 22,667member
    ...the filthy rich Enron scumbags made a hasty departure in disguise for Copenhagen, where they would later be mistaken for Taliban conspirators and hanged for their crimes against humanity.



    Regardless, our hero still had a little problem. He still hadn't "gotten any" and his <a href="http://forums.appleinsider.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=6&t=000474"; target="_blank">leaf underwear</a> were itching like hell. So...
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  • Reply 94 of 120
    cosmonutcosmonut Posts: 4,872member
    he started to scratch it. All of a sudden, he started to get a little excited from scratching so much and so hard, and...
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  • Reply 95 of 120
    soulcrushersoulcrusher Posts: 587member
    an ostrich came flying and asked him "can I give you a hand?"
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  • Reply 96 of 120
    paulpaul Posts: 5,278member
    Our hero, realizing that ostriches cannot fly and that they don't have hands either, kicked soulcrusher in the head. Now he thought, what to do about this hard-on?...
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  • Reply 97 of 120
    jambojambo Posts: 3,036member
    ...He then remembered an article he had read about self-sucking and decided to...
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  • Reply 98 of 120
    ghost_user_nameghost_user_name Posts: 22,667member
    ...give up on trying to deal with his little problem.



    Anyway, the sky was turning dark and rain started trickling down. Our hero hailed a cab and got in.



    "Take me to the zoo," he told the cabbie.



    "Sorry mac," the gruff driver replied, "but..."



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  • Reply 99 of 120
    paulpaul Posts: 5,278member
    It's closed. Steve Balmer went in there bought all his relatives and set them free, thereby.....



    [ 01-28-2002: Message edited by: psantora ]</p>
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  • Reply 100 of 120
    ryanthegreatryanthegreat Posts: 359member
    ... unleashing hundreds of blood thirsty apes who have no beat at all. The only way to stop the Balmerites is to...
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