"So, what are you waiting for?! Take me to the nearing sporting goods outlet!!"
"Yes, sir!" exclaimed the cabbie, spewing a foul odor from his mouth. With that, he floored it and peeled through a u-turn, barreling towards the store (and knocking over a couple Balmerites on the way!).
They had just rounded the corner into the parking lot when...
...and than a CRASH and then out popped the furry little beast, alone and vexed in a dismal world, he turns to our hero and casually remarks "remember when you wore a speedo and all the girls in the park laughed at the size of your.....
...luckily The Queen Mum was a world champion in the art of crumpet throwing and her ghost was just as good. In one swift motion the crumpet tore threw the Ballmerites and destroyed them as quickly as the scrubbing bubbles cleans, shines, disinfects, and deodorizes dirty showers.
Unfortunately, there were many more Ballmerites to contend with and the Queen Mum's ghost had only enough energy to interact with the physical world enough to throw the one crumpet. So our hero started running in the direction the deadly crumpet was thrown in to escape from the Mall when he released he had to pick up a new iMac for his mom's birthday at the Apple Store. But of course the Apple store was swarming with Ballmerites as they were everywhere. Then to his rescue came the Apple store employees always eager to help...
... so realzieng are heros trouble they pulled out nothing other than the OLD POWERBOOK batteries and they made some cool ninja like noises and started flinging the batteries like ninja stars terring through the ballmerites like a....
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....Clown tears through ice cream platters, now the ballmerites are many and the heroes of this world are few, so rather than fight them, our hero summoned forth the obnoxious little frog warriors sent down from the stairway of heaven to do his dirty work, and this was effective, the ballmerites are in panic and fleeing ramptly, however this story is not over yet a new evil is brewing in the horizon an evil so unthinkably evil it can only be refered to as....
...as as as ummmm i cant say it! its to evil its was never meant to be seen by mortal eyes to cruel to be touched by gods and so evil , yes so uterly EVIL, that i cant even type the TWO words he is the ultimate evil..
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"So, what are you waiting for?! Take me to the nearing sporting goods outlet!!"
"Yes, sir!" exclaimed the cabbie, spewing a foul odor from his mouth. With that, he floored it and peeled through a u-turn, barreling towards the store (and knocking over a couple Balmerites on the way!).
They had just rounded the corner into the parking lot when...
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And with that, the little blue groverat vanished into a flash of smoke.
Realizing that the Ballmerites had now surrounded him, our hero...
Unfortunately, there were many more Ballmerites to contend with and the Queen Mum's ghost had only enough energy to interact with the physical world enough to throw the one crumpet. So our hero started running in the direction the deadly crumpet was thrown in to escape from the Mall when he released he had to pick up a new iMac for his mom's birthday at the Apple Store. But of course the Apple store was swarming with Ballmerites as they were everywhere. Then to his rescue came the Apple store employees always eager to help...
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AAAAHHHHH!!!