<strong> r from American Beauty, "Chokin' the Bishop"</strong><hr></blockquote>
Or Ben Stiller wanking in the bathroom with a lingere ad...one of the funniest scenes ever on film about the subject (which segues into the "hair gel" scene).
Masturbation...you know you been doing it too much when it involves scissors and duct tape...
I remember watching a primetime show... that one with the "anorexic lady"... where they talk about how easy it is for women... they can just "wiggle" the right way and ... whalla... right in public and nobody would know any better...
"All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening."~ Alexander Woollcott ~
<strong>Many many women don't masturbate, it is very likely that that particular girl has never masturbated.
Guys do, all of them do it all the time.
We're stimulated differently.
Men are aroused by pictures, thoughts, touch, sounds, smells, tastes and seductively shaped household appliances (essentially anything).
Women are aroused by closeness and touch, and that's about it (there are exceptions, but that's the rule).</strong><hr></blockquote>
I think a lot more girls "spank-it," as my roommates and I have come to call the act, than you'd suspect. The major difference here is that female masturbation is even more of a taboo than male masturbation. I'd argue that at this point male masturbation isn't really a taboo. We actually kept a chart on the wall and analyzed the patterns. One of the roommates likes to play a sordid game called "battlestations," but the rest of us tend to be too busy to play it along with him.
The point is that very few girls will admit to it, just like very few girls will get naked on a whim (perhaps they just drink less at wild parties). Of course, if you have a camera and its Mardi Gras, all bets are off.
The interesting thing for me, though, is that of all the people I know who are "addicted to sex" the striking majority is female.
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<strong>Wrestling with the one-eyed salamander.
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Or alternately, "Slappin' the Salamander"
and
"Feeding the Zipper Snake" (I made that up. Any good?)
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"Feeding the Zipper Snake" (I made that up. Any good?)</strong><hr></blockquote>
Maybe "Stroking the Zipper Snake"?
J :cool:
Monkeys masturbate.
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And so it goes...
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Or Ben Stiller wanking in the bathroom with a lingere ad...one of the funniest scenes ever on film about the subject (which segues into the "hair gel" scene).
Masturbation...you know you been doing it too much when it involves scissors and duct tape...
Googlewhacking
Things that make me go Mmmmmm!
Mac sucks
Piercings. Who has 'em
<strong>Ok, everybody does it, but how often?</strong><hr></blockquote>
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I've always wanted to watch any girl I know masturbate, not any in particular since they're all hot
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Yeah,that's always a good one-helping them is even better.
I remember watching a primetime show... that one with the "anorexic lady"... where they talk about how easy it is for women... they can just "wiggle" the right way and ... whalla... right in public and nobody would know any better...
"All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening."~ Alexander Woollcott ~
Besides...
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We've all been busy.
<strong>ehh, when your roommate's asleep? or in the shower.</strong><hr></blockquote>
Or just looking the other way if you're quick
<strong>Ok, everybody does it, but how often?</strong><hr></blockquote>
Yeah that's a good question. I'd say on average, 3 or 4 times a week.
And how long have you gone without it? I went without it for two weeks while I was in Canada
J
<strong>Many many women don't masturbate, it is very likely that that particular girl has never masturbated.
Guys do, all of them do it all the time.
We're stimulated differently.
Men are aroused by pictures, thoughts, touch, sounds, smells, tastes and seductively shaped household appliances (essentially anything).
Women are aroused by closeness and touch, and that's about it (there are exceptions, but that's the rule).</strong><hr></blockquote>
I think a lot more girls "spank-it," as my roommates and I have come to call the act, than you'd suspect. The major difference here is that female masturbation is even more of a taboo than male masturbation. I'd argue that at this point male masturbation isn't really a taboo. We actually kept a chart on the wall and analyzed the patterns. One of the roommates likes to play a sordid game called "battlestations," but the rest of us tend to be too busy to play it along with him.
The point is that very few girls will admit to it, just like very few girls will get naked on a whim (perhaps they just drink less at wild parties). Of course, if you have a camera and its Mardi Gras, all bets are off.
The interesting thing for me, though, is that of all the people I know who are "addicted to sex" the striking majority is female.